>Keep on rockin' in the free world, and doot doola doot

doot doo

WHERE ARE MY GIFTS NARD

doot doot
obviously, what the fuck else would you say

.....

*incoherent screaming*

Knees buckle
Sweat profusely
SSSQQQQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE
Piss self
Badly fake fainting
Continue to piss self

>>70585184
I would say doot doot because I am a gentleman and not a silly person

stay woke

>>70585184
GUILLOTINE

shoot him with my ak57 ghost gun

>>70585184
I would shoot a double leg takedown on him and proceed with vicious ground and pound

>>70585184
>have a freeze contest to see who can last the longest

I just want to deadpan ask him if he's autistic

doot......TOOT......
......
......
......*looks an nardwuar* he really stuck, nigga really do dat shit! I wonder how long he actually do dis shit fa......i'm finna fuckin find out today!

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>>70586027
>>70585244
>>70585272
>>70585961
>>70585222
>>70585992
>>70586138


>Uh, almost Anon... Doot doola doot doo...

>hits microphone off forehead twice

>>70585184
Break his gifts in half, give him a weggie, and then beat him up.

Never really checked out any of his interviews; although, I've meant to for a while. What are his best that I should go for first?

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>>70586271
>>70586272

>Uh, almost, Anon... Doot doola doot doo

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>>70586302

>>70586302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkQi-Gpatac

>>70586302
*BLARING TRUMPET* Mup dow diddup bo wop a skiddly die. Fly like a eagle into the sky.

>>70585196

Hey Anon! Now, there was a point in your life where you were so poor that you used a cucumber with a condom to act as a dildo for yourself. Well it took a bit to find, but guess what I found for you!

>>70586302
He wouldn't say that, he would just say

>YEAH!
Or
>that works!
And then pose without moving for a minute straight

>>70586302
*autistic screeching*

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>>70585196
>>70586385

That's right, here you go buddy! It's been turned into a pickle by now, but here you go. It's all yours.

>>70585184
>mu mu

God. I don't mean to be rude but you have a serious stench going on dude. Is it always like that? Fuckin hell

>>70585184
How does seemingly everyone know the two notes to respond with?
Why is that little tune so universal?
Where the hell did it come from?

>>70585196
Why was the rapper that got really pissed off because he wasn't allowed to keep the gibsmedats?

>>70586337
to be fair Nardwar was really bad here and kinda deserved to be ridiculed.

>>70586337
lmao reminds me of high school

>>70586426

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shave_and_a_Haircut

It's pervasive in media. You've probably heard the tune in some sort of old cartoon or comedy bit.

>>70586337
Every single person in this video is terrible

>>70586385
>>70586414

Top kek

>>70586279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2md1kULWkmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGGFEjp2ZrU&t=147s