>be female musician >not generic top 40 >EVERYONE compares

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>be a musician who committed suicide
>not just died
>EVERYONE compares you to Kurt Cobain and Ian Curtis

>be musician
>everyone compares you to The Beatles

>>70547153
who's kate bush?

You remind me more of Lana Del rey

>>70547153
>be female musician
>everyone ranks you amongst other female musicians, turning it into a competitive game

>be female musician
>people HAVE to bring up your level of attractiveness when talking about your music

>be female musician
>you are know in danger of people on the internet turning you into a waifu

>>70547362
God I hate danger man

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>be male musician
>everyone ranks you amongst other male musicians turning it into a competition and because there are so many male musicians you will most likely be put low on the list

>be male musician
>people REFUSE to bring up your level of attractiveness unless it's to joke about how ugly you are when talking about your music

>be male musician
>you will never be made into a husbando on the internet

>>70547153
who is mary halvorson

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>>70547153
fuck off Marina

>>70547437
>be male musician
>everyone ranks you amongst other male musicians turning it into a competition and because there are so many male musicians you will most likely be put low on the list

They really don't. It's not common practice.

>>70547519
>ranking music is not common practice
Where do you think we are?

>>70547437
>be male musician
>you will never be made into a husbando on the internet
thats what you get for not being sufjan, fag

>>70547153
off the top of my head:
Grouper
Laurel Halo
Stellar OM Source
Paula Temple
Holly Herndon
Jlin
Ikonika
Mizz Beats

>be joanna newsom
>not compared to anyone because of how genuinely good and unique you are.

>>70547752

sucks

>>70547760
kys

>be a /mu/ shitposter
>not someone with talent or intellect
>no one cares about your existence

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>Actually being björk

>>70548140
don't frequent this board because it's fucking garbage - but did this actually happen

>>70548140
stay away. I really don't like your music.
and stop doing that DJ shit, its terrible

>>70548185
wow. i'm crying. thank you.

>>70548140
This is a hispaniard

>>70548232
i know thats why i do it. u salty?

>>70548253
nope, i am actually german.

>>70548267
I don't believe it. Show me your Volkswagen

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>be animal collective
>EVERYONE compares you to the Beach Boys

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i dont have a driving license, or car, but heres a picture of my football/soccer (whatever you fags call it) doggie.

>>70548362
Are you a pharmacist?

>>70548398
aren't we all? (Also no, i dont know where these post-its are from, they just appeared one day)

>>70548473
where did you get that. i want that. I'd marry you if you gave me one. i am trash. and hungry. :(

>>70548498
I got it, day old, for half price. It has cinnamon roll frosting, maple syrup shit drizzle, and chocolate pudding inside.

I had to throw it in the trash halfway through. I'm sorry.

>>70548498
(thats how most of the people on here think about the sex)

>>70548473
ok then show me you tattoos, they look pretty dank.

>>70547153
Get a real job.

>be female musician
>have to write about periods to stay relevant
>have to hide wrinkles under 1inch of makeup to lure youngsters
>have to keep you hair arms unshaven to appeal to feminists & fetishists
>have to be Dem

>>70547527
Ranking the music, not the artist.

>>70547752
she gets compared to kate bush an björk all the time though

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>>70547153
>be grimes
>everyone tries to disparage you
>always be compared to mozart, bowie, kate bush and bjork instead being considered a unique artist

>>70549405
>p4k death grips

>>70549405
>be grimes
>Do a dance video in a red dress
>Get compared to Kate Bush

Wtf????

>>70549466
You got it wrong. She got compared to Kate Bush because many other features, mainly the actual music and the fact she self-produces all her music.

>>70547153
>Make music influenced by Kate Bush and Bjork
>Manchild on the internet complains about it

>>70547153
hello grimes :)

>>70549405
>Make mundane radio pop music entirely derivative of acts from the early 90s
>Be the the subject of ironic shitposting because of how unremarkable you are
>Autists unable to gauge sarcasm take shitposts as gospel - become worshippers of mundane popstar
>Dedicate their lives to misappropriating unrelated terminology to describe mundane popstar and post about her 24/7 on an anime imageboard
Grimes really has nothing in common with Kate Bush, yeah.

>Accused of being a neonazi
>Musician immediately plays the "well Actually he was a very important and compelling figure--not that I support his views" card

>>70549643
>Make mundane radio pop music entirely derivative of acts from the early 90s
This is bullshit. Did you even listen to her music? What is mundane about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy3FPRaeW3Y ? Similar songs and artists??

>Be the the subject of ironic shitposting because of how unremarkable you are
What an oxymoron. Unremarkable yet she attracts attention like no other female artist? Lmfao!

>Autists unable to gauge sarcasm take shitposts as gospel - become worshippers of mundane popstar
...

>Dedicate their lives to misappropriating unrelated terminology to describe mundane popstar and post about her 24/7 on an anime imageboard
....

>>70549643
>Grimes really has nothing in common with Kate Bush, yeah.
What about talent at singing, songwriting, producing, dancing, art in general, beautiful appearance and quirky personality?

>>70549847
>If I sperg out it's an argument
It's not.

>>70549857
Neither are related to 'art' at all and being involved with the same media =/= being comparable. You wouldn't compare Rachel Whiteread to Jeff Koons because they are completely dissimilar. Avoid engaging in an argument that you haven't the knowledge to go forward with.

>>70547256
how dare you

>>70547362
Wow it sure is a dangerous world for zee ladies milfroy!

>>70547560
This also applies very heavily to Raphaelle Standell-Preston. So much so that Braids had to pull a Kid A with Flourish // Perish to distance themselves from AnCo

>>70547362
>>>/tumblr/

>be a musician
>everyone praises the 80s in your music videos

>>70549857
>Grimes
>good at singing
>good at songwriting
>good at producing
>good at dancing
>beautiful appearance
u havin a laugh?

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tell me who bobbie gentry'd be, she's just bobbie gentry

>>70547752
She gets compared to Lisa Simpson all the time though