Are white males just better at making music than everyone else?

Nah, blues never surpassed the old shit

10/10 bait.

Even knowing that it's bait I am legit rustled. I thought /mu/ had lost its touch, but you restored my faith.

>>70543985
nah they're not they just steal all the good shit from minorities & get the credit cuz the media love white dudes and refuse to realize they just profiting off the hard work of everyone else. also

>white males are better at making music than everyone else
>tfw white males invented country and nerdcore

>>70543985

nah

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>best works of Jazz
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>70545061
I know this whole thing is a bait thread, but don't diss country dude

texas flood is only manages to be good

>>70545194
Brotzmann is superior to that nigger.
Schwarzwaldfahrt and 進化してゆく恥じらい、或いは加速する原罪 are the pinnacle of music.

>>70543985

Negros have a rhythm gene, but whites Aryans make up for it by having lots of intelligence genes thus they can reverse engineer African music.

>>70545433
*Herbie Hancock is the pinnacle of music
Ftfy.

>>70545433
you're confusing with Fishmans, Jason Aldean and that dead chinese DJ

>>70545527
>muh jazz fusion
>muh electro
>muh derivative modal jazz
"No".

>>70545568
>implying ANY of those fantastic genres are bad
""No"".

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>>70545599
>jazz fusion
>electro
>modal jazz

>"good"

>>70544031
This

>>70545365
Country is a pretty shite genre. Especially the the shit that passes for country now. The old outlaw country from the 50's and 60's is pretty good, and being a guitar player I can always get down to some Chet Atkins. But aside from that, it's pretty mediocre.

>>70545433
I want to resist the bait, but no he's not.

>>70545622
Ok. I'll bite.

What makes the genres so bad?

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>>70543985
>not posting the superior white jazz

and at least post Speaking in Tongues, actually a funk ripoff

>>70545527
What is with the radical opinions in this thread? I mean, Herbie is a monster player, and he has his name on some of the most legendary jazz recordings of all time, but the pinnacle of music?

>>70545622
You could cut diamonds with the edge in this thread

>>70545798
Yes. The pinnacle of music! He practically invented music the second he made the first piano with nothing but his 2 hands.

>Are white males just better at making music than everyone else?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>meme headache jazz

>>70545365
tim mcgraw we know it's you

Bach
Haydn
Vivaldi
Beethoven
Wagner
Ravel
Stravinsky
Shostakovich

Huh...all these white males that make better music than even the best of the niggers like Davis, Coltrane, Mingus, and Herbie.

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>>70545622
>filthy 148XXXXXXXXXX.jpg poster with terrible opinions
sasu ga

>>70545194
why the fuck is Sextant so low? it's easily his best

>>70546240
>Vivaldi
lol

>>70546240
>Ravel over Debussy
>Shostakovich anywhere but the gulags
>no Handel
>underrating Mozart
zoinks scoob

>>70546347
>>70546363
>not listened to Vivaldi past Four Seasons
>not realizing that it's a short list of an obviously much larger group of geniuses that outdo niggers by ridiculous levels
Has the nigger influence fucked you up that much? Remember who you are!

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Fixed it OP

You're welcome

>>70546386
>be Vivaldi
>write a sequence
>write another sequence
>fuck it, write another sequence
>fin
>10/10 GOAT

>>70546406
>doesn't realize that baroque music in particular is made up of complicated sequences
You're sounding more like a butthurt person about the truth of this topic than someone who actually knows what's up.

>>70546396
>deriving shit from actually white guitarists Hendrix and yet still relying on samey techniques
>funk with wank on it instead of visceral groove
>melodramatic annoying R&B
>the shittiest attempt at microtonal in jazz form

>>70546441
Yeah baroque aesthetics are trash and Bach is the only good thing to come out if it. Classical aesthetics are far superior.

>>70546492
Oh you prefer classical to baroque. Cool, your opinion. Doesn't matter, as either way, factually they are still superior to the nigger musics.

>>70546529
And factually, Head Hunters is better than anything Vivaldi ever did.

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>>70546308
>tfw you've been here since 11 but you never saved images then
this is the oldest i got unfortunately, am i still cool?

>>70546559
>shitty wank funk
>better than the level of artistic merit/varying dimensions Vivaldi brought to his pieces
Lmao I guess your brain must truly be poisoned to think something so comparatively straightforward and boring be considered better.

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>>70546240
>Wagner
>Vivaldi
>better than Herbie or Mingus

faggot

https://clyp.it/ziezedep

i mean listen to this, this is by black guys and the drum solo is insane.

>>70546603
>implying Vivaldi isn't shitty wank too
sequences aren't hard bro

literally all electric blues sucks. blues should never have gone electric

reminder that concertos are the most cancerous form of western art music

>>70546626
>can't handle the truth so resorts to namecalling
No class, huh?

>>70546651
Basic bitch Herbie sequences are easy, of course! Sequences and blocks of music like Vivaldi's though, that's on a whole another level.

>>70546684
wait actually I retract that, bel canto arias are the most cancerous. concertos are a close second though

>>70546695
>Sequences and blocks of music like Vivaldi's though, that's on a whole another level.
yeah, a whole another level of SHIT

>>70546722
>yeah, a whole another level of SHIT that's AMAZING
truly, I couldn't have said it better myself

>>70546629
i actually quite like this

>>70546731
>yeah, a whole another level of SHIT that's AMAZINGLY BAD.
yes quite

>>70545657
>The old outlaw country from the 50's and 60's is pretty good
>pretends he has any credibility talking about country
>doesn't know outlaw country started in the mid 70s

>>70546753
>yeah, a whole another level of SHIT that's AMAZINGLY BADASS
Indeed.

>>70545813
i love herbie but please stop this meme

it's gone on long enough