ITT: Your favorite album and the worst shit you have ever committed.

>>70536823
no wonder Embryonic is your favorite album

ITT: Things that never happened

If it did, proves how degenerate drug users are

>>70536823
pt. 2

>The day later
>Realize what I did
>7 new messages from her
>Absolutely enraged
>I go to my apartment and pack everything up
>Hit the road
>Feel so bad
>Still feel awful
>Haven't talked to her since

what is wrong with me ):

>>70536893
Completely agree
Never got even close to drugs after that.

>>70536823
Proof?

>>70537099
What proof do you want?

>>70537130
eat another cat to prove you can do it

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>be a high schooler
>was just dumped and felt like shit
>had a friend I hung out a decent amount
>decided to ask if I could suck his dick one day because I knew he was a virgin
>keep going further until we fuck a week later
>realized the mistake after the second time
>don't say anything and instead just stop talking to him
>sit right next to him in a class and never even look his way
>called him a pathetic loser who was obsessed with me when he confronted me one time
>the week before he got me a gift for my birthday and i had borrowed some movies of his
>never gave them back

It's not that bad in the grand scheme but I feel so shitty for it. I've changed since then I hope.

>>70536823
>>70536905
>>>/lies/

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>>70536823
>>70536905

i like the idea behind this thread but this story is bull shit. total, irrefutably untrue.

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>Be 16
>I was dating this 8/10 qt3.14
>She had been diagnosed with clinical depression
>She didnt tell me for two whole weeks
>Mfw her whole right arm was bloody as fuck and covered in scar from recent and previous cuts
>Felt useless
>Any advise i gave her only made her feel worse
>Had to leave her cos i was feeling depressed as fuck
>A year passes and i get a message from her saying sorry for everything
>Ask her if she want to hang out to talk about stuff
>Never get answer
>2 days pass and i get a call from her mom
>my ex hung herself in a motel
I still feel like shit and its been 4 years

Don't post these threads or youll get b&

>>70536823
is this what normies who have never done acid think acid does to you

>>70536823
epic thread! simply epik

>>70540461
>be me
>take a whole acid
>kill family
>never talk to them again
what is wrong with me :((

>>70539998

if this actually happened, i'm sorry anon. it wasn't your fault dude, you tried your best to help and it did nothing. you had no obligation to stay in it

>>70540461
upvote

>>70539105
if you're a chick, this is pretty standard behavior. good for you for fucking the poor guy, even though it was psychologically abusive he'll probably be better off for it.

>>70536823
This story is such bullshit.
>Your Girlfriend didn't wonder why you left and also didn't hear the cat screams while you were tripping sack.
>You had a Girlfriend.

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>Be me 14
>In foster care
>Foster bro asks if I wanna go for a walk with him
>I needed a smoke before bed anyway so I said sure
>We snuck out the dog door
>After a while of walking he goes and opens a car door and begins searching
>I stood back and watched
>Decide to play along but not plan to participate
>Ok man, I need you to get in a couple of cars. We're looking for loose change so we can buy some weed.
>Yeah sure man.
I really didn't wanna do it. I knew we'd get caught because we left at about nine.
>Spend the next hour or so car hopping around town
>Get only $5, a car charger, and a cigarette lighter
>Walk back home
>As we're approaching the house I see the lights on and people sitting on the porch
>Walk up to the porch
>Foster mom explicitly asks us where we were
>Let foster brother do the talking because i'm a horrible liar
>We go inside and she frisks us
>She found everything
>Tells us to go to our rooms
>Foster mom tells us to unplug every electronic and put it in the living room and give her our phones
>She leaves
>Foster dad walks in and says "I trusted you Anon."
>He walks out
>Foster mom walks in and says Go to bed we'll wake you up when the cops get here
>Of course I didn't sleep
>Cops don't come
>Still didn't sleep that night
>All I could do was think about how much I had fucked up
Keep in mind I only stole about $10 worth of stuff
>Get out of bed next morning
>Shower
>Eat pop tarts
>Go to school
>Walking home from bus stop after school and see cop car outside house
>We needed to come up with a plan fast
>Walk in house
>Cops begin to question us
>Tell them we stole it all from a single car so that foster brother could chime in and say the car they stole from belonged to a kid who had been bullying us
>It was pathetic but it worked

Not really terrible but it bit me in the ass really hard later on when I wanted to move in with my dad. Almost got put in Juvie but the court dropped the charges when they found out I only stole about $10 worth of stuff

>>70540974
yeah, pretty sure op posted this just to brag about having a gf. fuck him.

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One time in high school I masturbated into the girls bathrooms soap dispenser. I also once crashed a golf cart on a kid while working and just kept driving he ended up fine though.

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>be edgy faggot, graffiti the school in 5th grade
>punished for it, lose all my friends in an argument after
>Have literally no friends throughout all of middleschool because I went through an emo edgy faggot phase, also failed half classes

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>be me, 14
>Lived in apartment across hall from female classmate
>She came over once to play games, pretty chill chick
Moved away a while back, but anyway
>Leaves her shoes outside her front door because it's just a hallway in an apartment building
>One day I take one of her shoes
>Took it into my room and jizzed inside it
>Put it back immediately
>See her wearing them the next day, I didn't say anything
I promise I've changed guys, we all do fucked up shit when we're young

I can't tell who here is memeing and who here is a degenerate pervert

>>70536823
acid doesn't do that

>Be me
>Be 12
>Dad was in Vietnam, Somehow shipped home box of mortar shells during tet offensive before I was born
>Find mortar shells
>I don't know what it is
>I think they're bottle rockets for my birthday
>Bring box to school the next day and hand them out to kids
>Teacher finds out
>Couldn't track down all the mortar shells
>Grounded for a year
To be honest, I'm just glad I didn't destroy a middle school.

>>70541324
Did they use the soap?

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I hit my brother's friend with a golf club because he was cheating at golf. The fucked up part is that he got electrocuted one time before as teenager that fucked up his arms so he had trouble grabbing shit and moving his fingers.

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>>70536823
>Did the biggest shit of my life in my friends toilet
>tried to flush, the shit was so bad it clogged the fucking thing
>close the lid and leave it, too ashamed to tell my friend

still ashamed to this day

>>70542886
he knows

>>70542921
I know man, that's the worst part, at least I don't see him anymore and we live in different cities, but I know every time he thinks of me he's going to think about how I did a shit so big it nearly flooded his house

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>19, drunk, 2 AM
>Tell another drunk friend from the party to sneak out and vandalize
>He agrees and we start looking for things to do
>Completely empty streets, no people
>I see this electric fence
>Grab trash and throw shit at it, everything sticks and roasts
>Laughing our asses off
>See a car, tell him to grab some big rocks and throw them at the windshields
>We smash the windows and run at the count of three
>Do the same with a bus
>It starts raining heavily and we decide to do one more prank
>I grab a brick and smash a glass door with it, a door from a house
>We run separate ways
>No consequences, no one ever knew about it

>>70543011
you're a dickhead

>>70543027
this

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pic related

I've been ejaculating into a T-shirt for 3 and a half years straight. i've been wanting to get rid of it but I feel oddly attached to it. it's probably more spunk than cloth at this point

>be me 13
>doing weed for first time in thc gummies
>so high i fucking text friends
>yep, i was one of those assholes who would say "dude im so high rn!"
>well basically i got busted and i fucking nearly got expelled,
>had to make up bullshit on why it was a joke and just a meme despite i litterally said, no its not meme im actually high
>still got out
>was just fucking scared cause in new jersey 50% is for weed and 50% is against weed. so i lost like two friends.
dont regret the weed though

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>>70543166
oh yeah and favorite album

>>70543166
thats gay.

getting busted and losing friends that is

>>70543193
i know

I accidentally set fire to my curtains smoking weed once. God I'm a fucking moron

>>70536823
That's horrific

>>70539427
I don't know man, a friend of mine had an older brother who dropped acid with a friend and ended up stabbed to death. Psychs can make you want to do weird shit. Last time I took shrooms I was walking down a road and can remember a really strong urge to just walk in front of a car. Not in a suicidal kind of way, I just felt like doing it for the hell of it.

>>70543166
That's not even something to feel guilty about, that's just retard kid shit

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>>70543429
Oh whoops, here's my favourite album

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I used to sell aderall to high schoolers

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>lied to my first girlfriend who I legitimately wouldn't have minded spending my whole life with to the point where she couldn't trust anything I said or did which ended up with her leaving me
I just wanted to protect her from the bad parts of me...

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>Once convinced a girl through a series of lies and illusions that her gay friend who killed himself was channeling her from Heaven.

Rain Dogs

When I was like 10 or 11 I used to capture small animals like frogs and chipmunks and injected them with random liquids like shampoo and gasoline with an old syringe I found. I'd feel bad afterwards though and would kill them out of pity. I also vandalized a lot in my teens. I was a horrible child.

>>70544371
>lying a bunch and getting dumped
lame
>>70543135
>masturbating
lame
>>70541324
>I masturbated into the girls bathrooms soap dispenser.
that's more like it