ITT: musicians who you suspect are virgins

I don't think there's a single famous musician who's a virgin. Virgins lack the life experience to create anything that speaks to human beings.

nah he and ellie goulding did the dirty

>>70441228
Spoken like a true brain dead norman. Nick drake was a virgin

Me :^(

>>70441228
Bradford Cox

Every vaporwave producer ever
Every /mu/tant that makes music

>>70441244
Is there any proof Nick Drake died a virgin? He had a wild drug phase in his life, and even ended up going to Morocco with friends, I'm sure the opportunity presented itself.

>>70441228
I'm pretty sure isaac newton was a virgin

>>70441318
Newtonian physics is exactly the kind of thing a virgin would make. Nothing in it appeals to human nature. The mathematization of nature was a mistake and led directly to autistic, reductionistic scientism

>>70441299
Nick Drake was basically an /r9k/ user before it existed who never had a girlfriend and once went all the way to France to meet Francoise Hardy just to sit in silence the whole time, that's how bad he was with women. He was most probably a virgin.

>>70441368
One of us. Gotta go listen to pink moon now

>>70441235
Nah that was Skrilks

>>70441228
Morrissey was a virgin the entire time he was in The Smiths

>>70441723
That's what he gets for being gay but not being able to admit it to himself.

>>70441244
>>70441368
>>70441441
I literally just redownloaded his discog because of this info, gonna give him a 2nd chance

shinji sato seemed too pure for sex

>>70441704
yah I guess Skrillex is the alpha of the two electronic K I N G P I N S

but ellie knows burial too

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how autistic is my idea?

basically I have a band and I'll be the main composer guitar wise, making riffs, melodies, and coming up with rhythm.

However the interesting part are the lyrics. sometime there are 4chan posts that say incredibly stupid shit, while there are others that say some really really great stuff that makes you feel/think/just read in awe of how surreal it is. Because of this all the lyrics will be random 4chan posts that I find on here that really strik a chord with me. Here's the lyrics for my first song:

Verse:
I love you you're super cool I love you My grandfather just died,

I hate my current federal job, I'm 90% sure I'm a total fuckup at work,

For the past 2 years I've done nothing but fuckup. Change is impossible. It is idealized,

I feel endlessly lonely with no one to relate to. Everyone else is smarter than me or just doesn't care about what I do.

Chorus:
I wish I had a friend

Verse:
I was so close. Get the out of my head already, I can't keep thinking about you, you're not even thinking about me I bet.

I want to get over all this crap, I have stuff to do, I have a job, My mind needs to be clear, get the fuck out.

How can you look at how long you've been alive and think it'll get better? What can I induce from observation and use as proof of anything in my life improving.

is there a chance in hell that someone out there might actually sincerely fall in love with me

Chorus:
I wish I had a friend

>>70441771
You're surprised? The guy was severely depressed basically his whole life

>>70441723
Yeah that's bullshit.

>>70441874
Why

>>70441879
(You)

>>70441845
anon that's some really really great stuff, makes one feel/think/just read in awe of how surreal it is.
Really strikes a chord with me.

for real though those lyrics are horrible. it's not a good idea at all sorry :/

>>70441879
Crusher's probably slapped those lips

(With his cock)

>>70441906
I'd want to die if I never had sex lmao

>>70441906
asking why someone has depression is like asking why someone has a cold

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>>70441189
Are you kidding me? This hottie gets mad pussy on the daily.

>>70441879
god she's ugly

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>>70441879

hey, I was going to make that joke

>>70441348
I like you.

>>70441961
You mean that there's possibly a definite answer?

>>70441889
"One would get the impression listening to your songs that you haven't had a very happy love life," I observed. "I haven't had any love life," said Morrissey with one of those uncertain laughs. "Yeah, it's been quite ridiculous, and it's something I'm asked to cover quite a lot in interviews, and people who don't like me always get the impression that I just constantly sit and moan for hours on end - but it's quite difficult when you're asked these questions and if you want to give honest replies, which I always want to do, then I have to say yes, I'm quite miserable. So why am I laughing?"
I read somewhere that you decided to be celibate, is that so, I asked, rather gingerly. Morrissey looked embarrassed. "Mnn, yeah, I have," he replied. "That's been quite a long time. Initially it was involuntary, but eventually I realized that... ehm... it was quite interesting. I thought 'I'll hang on to this'. It's entirely nonsensical really."
Why is it entirely nonsensical?
"I dunno, it's just really... It's just the way things are. I can't really analyze it. It's just there and it's happened. So why am I laughing again?"
Pop stardom usually puts an end to that, I suggest.
"It usually does," agrees Morrissey, "but I must be the exception to the rule."

>>70441189
He had a gf for a long time so i'd doubt it

>>70441879
POWERFUL ALPHA MALE BREEDING

God I just I could be like Burial.
>Release a masterpiece album
>It's a modern classic and becomes hugely influential
>Spend rest of time playing Dark Souls and releasing low stakes experimental eps

how does this not sound like the comfiest existence. I wish I could cement a musical legacy with a classic album and then just do whatever the fuck I wanted for the rest of my life :/

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>>70441228
>>70441348
>sex is the most profound experience humans can have

I might be a virgin, but you should feel ashamed of your overwhelming superficiality.

>>70442099
Do you believe everything someone says?

>>70442272
yeah sex is good stuff but thats a stretch

>>70442099
In a 1980 letter, he described both himself and his then-girlfriend as bisexual, although added that "I hate sex".[219] During his years with The Smiths, Morrissey professed to being celibate, which stood out at a time when much of pop music was dominated by visible sexuality.[220] Marr said in a 1984 interview that Morrissey "doesn't participate in sex at the moment and hasn't done so for a while".

>>70442555
>When Crampton was younger, and living in Los Angeles, she worked as an escort.

>FP: How long ago was it that you were an escort? How'd you like it?
>E+E: It was great. I was my own boss, and sometimes it felt like social work, like i was really helping this specific portion of the population.

>>70442272
this

i don't think putting the dick in the pussy is by far the main reason why art and science gone further

>>70442688
you need to take biology 101 then

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Used to think Rivers probably was, especially as he was publically celibate for a few years, but then I read the prostitutes pasta and now know he definitely isn't.

>>70441845
I kinda laughed. Could be a Sun Kil Moon song. Go for it dude

>>70442704
kek

>>70442704
what?

>>70441845
Ian Cohen would like it

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>>70441189
I have an inkling that he is of the no-pussy-getting nigga variety of rapper.

>>70443243
Him or lil uzi vert. Usually rappers have this confidence in their rap but they lack it and almost sound like some nu male indie band.

>>70441348
You sound like a /pol/ user.

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>>70441368
Nick Drake actually did have a girlfriend. He was with Linda Thompson (who you may have heard of from her work with her later husband, Richard Thompson) and Sophia Ryde. Both of these relationships were unconsummated. Ryde actually prefers not to be called his girlfriend.
>Ryde has been described by Drake's biographers as "the nearest thing" to a girlfriend in his life, but she now prefers the description "best (girl) friend".

Everyone else never heard Drake say or be overtly sexual. Joe Boyd thinks he was a virgin. His sister, Gabrielle, offhandedly said he was a virgin but later said she had no idea. And most importantly, so one with any credibility has ever come forward saying they had sex.

>>70442776
He also has a wife and child now.

>>70441228
>artists that don't get laid will never produce valuable work
why are normies this retarded?

>>70441704
but burial is Resident Advisor's skrillex

>>70442099
Morrissey was the OG wizard

>>70443924
He's just too pure and good for that

>>70442272
You still should consider that from a biological point of view, we are here just to reproduce, so it's a strong moving force anyway.

>>70444186
>biological teleology
study some more, retard

Me

>>70441348
t. virgin

>>70444808
would give it a shot though

>>70441845
very autistic

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>>70442099
based Moz

>>70444808
got famous for being raped

>>70445147
stop ok

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>>70441189

>>70444808
>Have you ever been to an orgy?
>"These are some explicit questions haha"

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>>70441228
You're either a fucking idiot or baiting.

>>70444904
you might have a chance

>>70441280
this is the only correct response. archive thread.

>>70442704
J Cole fan spotted

>>70445171
lol

>>70441368
retard

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this guy

>>70445829
kek

>>70445829
>YOU'RE FILTH!! AND I'VE EARNED THE RIGHT TO SAY IT!

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Daniel Johnston please?

>>70442099

Celibate and virgin are not the same thing.

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>>70446068
Was literally just about to post him.
All other answers are meme answers.

>>70445034
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>>70445147
>>70445394
>Not being nice to Grimes

>>70446068
>True love will find you
>it didn't

young Daniel was cute

>>70441189
with those facial aesthetics?

I highly fucking doubt it