/metal/

First for Deafheaven is shit

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one song on this album is heavier than all metal even was released

>>70414057
It's a good music to fap to

Alcoholic Metal Lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4q_zzpQgPA

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my jam rn

What's some metal to listen to while I rail an asian wife with my BWC while the husband is at work 24/7?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EUBFxsadl0

>>70414119
Whispered

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>the heaviest album in existence isn't even metal

lmao

>>70414211
>>the heaviest album in existence
lol

>>70414159
kek, perfect

>>70414211
>It's just an indie rock album with pots and pans for drums

Is this what constitutes heavy?

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Why am I just hearing this now?

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>>70414245
you cant expect /mu/ posters to know what theyre talking about

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>>70414245
heavy yet listenable

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>the blackest album in existence isn't even metal

lmao

>>70414314
Debatable.

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>the shittiest album in existence isn't even metal

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>the greatest album in existence is the greatest album in existence

>>70414464
Anon post your favourite track you heard this week. Please

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>the gayest album in existence is metal

>>70414092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtYpkY9Iqds

>>70414516
>the greatest song of all time is the greatest song of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEAsNxcIGKM

>>70414575
>not Pteropticon
Are you even trying

What is more Russian?

this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfgnJ11yUho

or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WVagAR9RII

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post thrash better than kektor

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>>70414065

>>70414629
The second one

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>>70414637

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DUDE L.S.D. LMAO

>>70414575
>>70414464

>trying so hard to meme this album

>>70415186
>trying
that album broke this general

>>70415186
how new are you?

Have there ever been any non-metal sideprojects by metal bands with a non-metalhead fanbase

Anyone got any recommendations for fast, but still heavy melodic metal in vein of Allegaeon, Vale of Pnath, Gorod, Decrepit Birth? No Gothenburg please, more like this modern take on melodic death

>>70415231
Alex Skolnick? idk

>>70415300
*looks on rym*
>"Proof that metalheads are amongst the most intelligent and experimental musicians around. "

nah

>>70415108
>tfw so dum i whored myself out in the wrong thread

What's the point in writing riffs when you can just jumpdafuckup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_y31bRW3M

>>70415595
> Morbid Angel - Radikult
What the fuck

>>70415595
>Radikult
you need to stop

>>70415667
>>70415695
didnt even pick that song desu
now playing: Darke Compex - Dead to Me

>>70415595
Fuck off faggot

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>>70415347
>le reddit action quotes
>le non-nonchalant dismissal of a metal god
>le unironic "nah" post

>leave for about an hour because my mom called the cops on me
>come back to not even 20 new posts
Is /metal/ dead?

>>70415861
Nigga it's early afternoon on the day after a holiday, the fuck do you expect? Everyone's at work/school.

Thrash was and is one of the worst things to happen to metal.

Hey kids I'm the new tripfag who's going to save your general. AMA

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Is /meal/ a christian friendly general?

>>70415922
hello

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What is /meal/ blasting ?

>>70415922
fuck off

>>70415929
No, Satan only.

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>>70415861
>my mom called the cops on me
Anon what?

>>70415922
kys

>>70415922
What was your 2016 AOTY?

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>>70415948
A "classic".

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>>70415929
>glam
>but with no sex or drugs
For what purpose

WE FUCKING DIE TONIGHT
AND THAT IS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT
WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>70415996
Starspawn.

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>>70415948
Demilich

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>>70415948

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>>70416029
Is this you?

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>>70415948

>>70416010
To preach the word of the lord and blast some riffs

>>70416073
No I don't think I look anything like that. Do you?

>>70415948
Thinking man's metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Omo64I8cds

Katatonia is fucking top tier m8

>>70416128
You don't think you look like that?
When was the last time you looked at yourself?

>>70415922
Can you do us an early favor and kill yourself?

>>70416166
isis is literally the greatest band of all time

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>>70416010
Glam was more than sex and drugs. All the good glam was pretty much more about rebellion and being young but did touch subjects like nuclear war and the aids epidemimc whilst not trying to be super edgy about it

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>>70416204
I prefer CoL but yeah

>>70416172
My perception of myself is only a metaphor for an unidentifiable X in space that causes nerve stimulation in my brain, which I interpret as sight.

>>70416267
isis literally transcends soundwaves
i can't think of a more pleasant sound than listening to isis

>>70416268
You're just so fat your gut gets in the way of your dick

>>70416311
Oh is that where the penis resides? I've always wondered because the bottom half of my sight range is permanently obscured by my gigantic blubbery double chin.

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>>70416377
>being such a beta cuck you play into the banter
I thought you were gonna save this general but you can't even handle a level 2 troll you useless faggot

>>70416377
>Oh is that where the penis resides?
This sounds like some cringe virgin manga shit

>earth under the sword
mille is on form for this one
i'm tentatively excited for gods of violence at this point

>>70416482
man i don't usually care about new stuff from old bands but new kreator sounds fun

>>70416432
>He doesn't realize the namefriend wants replies like this

I thought this general was better than this

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I unirincally listen to bathory in flac. Where did it all go so wrong

>>70416567
Do you listen to Bathory in flac on a phone with a shit sound card? Because that's even worse.

>>70416245
So it's thrash but not as good?

>>70416567
Gotta hear every flicker of that shitty production, man.

>>70416567
was that really the highest quality album art you could get? Wow, just wow.

What will be the next trendy thing after blackgaze?

>>70416743
post-blackgaze

>>70416743
shoegrind

>>70416743
metal with production quality and riffs taken from super rare 80s demo tapes

>>70416758
Literally just discordance axis

>>70416743
post-tech death

>>70416743
Listening to lo-fi black metal in flac.

>>70416758
If it means more Dionaea, I'm okay with this.

>>70416743
post death

>>70416803
>>70416831
probably these since it's already happening with Ulcerate and friends

>>70416720
Its a g4
>>70416739
Dont even really mind the production, it does rape my ears after a while.

>>70416803
Literally just neo-gorguts and ulcershit

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COME MY FASCIST WHORE
I NEED YOUR FASCIST PISS

Why is Wintersun hated here? It's a little overrated, for sure, but their debut was pretty much perfect.

>>70416848
My question was rhetorical, all phones have shit sound cards.

>>70416887
Should I get an amp

>>70416883
sauna thing maybe

Wintersun is pure racket.

>>70416883
/metal/ hates everything

>>70416883
dude it's sugar pop metal
listen to live in leipzig you wimp

>>70416883
They're really bad at releasing albums, for one.

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>>70416883
they lack HARSH BEATZ

>>70416923
this in sentiment but legitimately unironically

>>70416883
Because it's buttproge.

>>70416899
You should listen on a PC with a good (possibly external) sound card, if you're audiophile enough to care about flac.

>>70416839
it's not really the "next" trendy thing as those bands have been super trendy for a long time

>>70416967
I wont bother with pcs because mine has a tendancy to bluescreen. Do i just get a dac amp

>>70416883
it was pretty good for what it is but time is mediocre and jari has no excuse for taking this long to release another album when bands have released much better albums in less time and without the resources he's had

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If nu-metal didn't exist this album would be considered a "forgotten gem"

>>70417146
don't delude yourself, whigger

listen to this shit right fucking now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb8HtneGiRg

>>70417146
maybe a forgotten gem in the vein of alternative rock and grunge, but not metal

>>70417146
But it was so good it spawned an entire sub-genre

>>70417146
"No."

>>70417102
If it's a good DAC amp it'll really improve the sound. Maybe first try using the same headphone on a high-end set (if you own one or know anyone who does) to see if you can hear a lot difference. If your phone sounds alright to your ears a DAC amp will probably be a waste of money.

>>70416856
yeah and they will probably be remembered for inspiring a wave of post techshit in the future

>>70417207
My dad has a tube amp thingy, il chek it out when I visit him

>>70414211
>basic noisy groove metal with samples

lawd imagine actually liking swans

Wintersun more like wintershit

>>70417146
100% true

>>70417146
it might even be original if not for Primus and Rage Against The Machine

>>70414040
/metal/ is complete shit, yet is somehow better than the rest of /mu/ combined

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>harsh vocals

I can't get into harsh vocals at all. Say what you will about Dream Theater being pretentious, but at least that guy can fucking sing like a dove

>>70417484
Before or after convulsive vomiting from food poisoning ruined his voice?
Trick question, he was equally shit before and after

>>70417484
blep as fuck haha die normie kek

>>70417484
Just give Opeth a try

Got me into harsh vocals

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>>70417512
>convulsive vomiting from food poisoning ruined his voice

wait, this can happen? How likely is it?

>>70416743
djentgaze

>>70417565
Any kind of gastric reflex will fuck up vocal cords

>>70417484
guarantee this pleb is listening to something like Black Dahlia Murder expecting good harsh vocals.

>>70416883
Metal for people who don't actually want to listen to metal. Plus the drama surrounding the band is ridiculous.

I like the debut a lot, it's fun to listen to, but it's not exactly the highest quality metal. The second album was commercial garbage.

>>70416883
even as a melodeath fan their stuff is too cheesy and Jari is a cunt

I'd rather listen to early Bodom and Kalmah

>>70417588
Wintersun isn't melodeath. They're power metal.

Same with early Bodom though

>>70417585
>Metal for people who don't actually want to listen to metal.
Nigger, please. Symphonic euro power shredding neoclassical wank metal is METAL AS FUCK. The fact that most /metal/ listeners hate it shows that it can live on despite not being trendy, cool, heterosexual, ever got anyone laid, or necessarily fucking good. Wintersun and wintersun-like bands are the soundtrack of a pepsi-fuelled World of Warcraft generation of tiny dick beta losers and that's a wonderful thing.

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ITT:we post albums with god tier songwriting.

>Symphonaire Infernus et Spera Empyrium is GOAT death/doom
>As the Flower Withers is dry and cracked horseshit stuck to a shoe
What the FUCK happened?
I was looking forward to this discography

>>70417617
They are power melodeath

>>70417660
Maybe just powerdeath? Any power is melo by default

>>70417660
GENRES DON'T EXIST THERE IS ONLY METAL

>>70417641
you're hurting my feelings

>/metal/ shits on modern meloshit when there are still decent bands like Be'lakor, Insomnium, Omnium Gatherum In Mourning, Whispered and MPE
>the only decent modern tech death band is Ulcerate and everything else is aimless wank or Gorguts and Necorphagist clones

???

>>70417660
Extreme Power Metal

>>70417694
>the only decent modern tech death band is Ulcerate
stopped reading right there.

>>70417711
name five (5) decent modern tech death bands

>>70417694
Gorguts and Necrophagist are 90s bands you twerk. Also Necrophagist hasn't released an album since before you were born.

>>70417733
Did you even read his post

>>70417722
First fragment,obscura,Chthe'ilist,vale of pnath,Blood incantation.

>>70417694
>Whispered
Not to mention that Omnium Gatherum is just releasing the same album over and over, Insomnium is mallcore trash, and Be'lakor are just riding the coat tails of Stone's Reach

>>70417766
>Obscura
Literally everything wrong with modern tech death

>>70417745
please be considerate i have brain damage

>>70417805
Do you outright hate all tech death or do you have examples of tech death you actually consider good?

>>70417805
no that would be beyond creation

>>70417802
>Insomnium is mallcore trash
Stop forcing this meme

>>70417805
explain
>inb4 death clone

>>70417802
Stone's Reach is the best Be'lakor album, if you're an idiot

>>70417805
I don't think you can credit modern tech death listeners with any level of discernment

>>70417819
Stuff like Ulcerate that is actually forward thinking and not just bass noodling

I mean this song literally has melodeath vocals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNAqGrVrcMw

>>70417694
>prepthebullcerate
>decent
End this meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeWAIx_C2DY

Metal isn't supposed to be cool

>>70417826
are you the insomnium autist from this morning? please go back to r/metal

>>70417859
It's also not supposed to suck.

Don't bother releasing a third album, Jari. Nobody actually wants to listen to it at this point

>>70417722
Cattle Decapitation
The Faceless
Fallujah
Gorod
Allegaeon

metal was a mistak

>>70417880
weak bait

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More like this?

>>70417869
Are you that same shitposter from the last thread? Please fuck off to /int/

>>70417878
>metal isn't supposed to suck
forgot primus

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So do we agree that this is the aoty of 2016?

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>>70417901
>band's logo literally looks like testicles

>>70417908
Nope

>>70417830
What's their best?

>>70417908
dreary dull colour palette, like a puddle of mudd
thanks trendy modern metal!

>>70417904

>>70412367
you said you were leaving. what happened?

>>70417908
>murky Demilich clone about Zelda
>AOTY
Good joke

>>70417929
Are you that same scatological fetishist who is also obsessed with making middle school genital puns out of band names? Please fuck off to /b/

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>>70417908
I thought it was boring. Blood Incantation was much better.

Pic related is my AOTY

>>70417859
your metal is not cool
mine is
maybe stop listening to pizza about the bands latest D&D adventure

>>70417947
No I mostly lurk

There would be no more innovation in tech death. Bands only copy thehmselves.

>>70417973
woops *you're
Also GTFO newfag

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>>70417901
lmoa

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>>70417908
Not even TDAOTY

>>70417955
So what is the aoty in your opinion?

>>70417995
pizza nerd triggered
i bet you shit on black metal too
wash your face and get ready to go to work at the pizza joint

>>70418013
See
>>70418006

>>70418006
>ulcerate
nice b8

DUDE quarter tones LMAO

>>70418038
>not liking thinking man's death metal

>>70417880
>Cattle Decap
Overproduced wank with mechanical chugging that you find in every borderline deathcore modern brutal death band, Travis Ryan is a hypocrite.
>The Faceless
Overproduced wanky circus music with deathcore style vocals and grooves
>Fallujah
Stale "black metal" style tremelo riffs interspersed between the saccharine melodic noodling over "grandiose" synths that made hipsters think this band is some epic take on the genre
>Gorod
Unmemorable jazz-fusion style tapping between the mechanical modern riffcraft that plagues most post-2000's death metal bands
>Allegaeon
Uninteresting. Overly-polished and clean death metal with no balls or heaviness, topped off with lyrics that might as well be comments off of the I Fucking Love Science page on Facebook

>>70418045
dude polyrythyms n shieet lmao

>>70418031

black metal isn't cool so that one belongs to me :3

>>70417964
Seconded.

>>70418055
I dunno man. Everyone seems to like this album but I just can't listen to it. I really hate the sludgy parts.

>>70418079
no
lth poseur

violent sleep of reason is the real aoty
baka plebs

>>70418099
based faggot in denial

>>70418107
Put your trip on djentshareguy

striborg
haha
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>70418057
>not wanking
>tech death
pick one

>>70418057
kek look at this dmu wannabe

god damn, my taste shitting on all of you rn

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Can someone recommend bands like Peste Noire? National/patriot but not NS

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Wimps and Posers leave the hall

or link to a good album pls

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>it's metal for people who don't listen to metal

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>>70418092
The DMU review is fucking priceless.

>Sega Genesis power metal with a chop suey purre of leftover riffs. Manilla Road with Megadeth style speed metal riffing if Dave Mustaine was autistic and loved The Lord of the Rings for the lurid descriptions of tower battlements, wizards’ beards, and elven breads. This makes one want to crank Cirith Ungol.

>implying

xasthur
haha
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>70418057
>responding to b8
Pretty accurate though

>>70418154
you are not dead
you never exisssted

>>70418149
Did you draw that?

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>>70418152
>Gayowar

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>>70418149
Whyu does K in KPN logo look like a gun and P like a knife

>>70414119
Power metal since your living in fantasyland

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>name of song is Snowfall
>at the end of the song it thunders and rains

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>>70418152
WE CAME, WE SAW, WE CONQUERED YOU ALL

Mgla.

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Anyone heard this hidden gem?

>>70418216
because it's hooligan black metal

>>70417694
Insominium and be'lakor become really stale really quickly.
>insominium
Lmao: Here's a really great opener, maybe one good song, are you bored yet? Our vocalist sure is good at doing one thing.
Be'lakor is just...i dunno, i really liked them at one point and now they bore the fuck out of me.

>>70417964
Mine as well.

>>70418163
i fucking hate nu-dmu (haven't even listened to Eternal Champion yet) because they really are a caricature of themselves at this point

like did all the old writers die or quit after the rebrand or something?

>>70418267
>not liking thinking man's melodeath

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More like pic related?

>>70418253
>Dood hahaha what if we make a metal album but ahahaha get this man the album cover like dude seriously listen man ahahaha the album cover looks like it's for an album that ISN't a metal album ahahaha that's pretty great right man?

metal is WN

>>70418279
They became a /pol/ colony with terrible sense of humor

They are more cringeworthy than that hipster Black Metal Channel now

>>70418253
I like how they tried to make the next Sunbather of 2016 but failed miserably

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>>70418300
do you have the time for our lord and savior Protector?

>>70418267
That's meloshit in general. It's so samey

>>70418267
Yeah, they just do one style but they are pretty good at it

>>70418382
>implying that couldn't be said about 90% of all metal genres

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>>70418253
Did someone say hidden gem?

>>70418273
My nigga.

>>70418279
Just started reading it recently. Was it better before? They seem to have pretty good taste, but can be really masturbatory.

>>70418313
I don't really have a problem with this. Maybe it's because I'm a /pol/lack myself.

Music in general is inevitably going to become more political in the coming years.

>>70418405
What's the name of this album? I can't read Russian

>>70418405
it's not hidden, but it's one of the best modern black metal albums.

>>70418163
>Lord of the Rings
>name of the band is a Michael Moorcock series

>>70418432
it's cyrillic you swine
Batushka - Liturgy

>>70418442
Lol pls. It's by the numbers normieblack. It's literally radio music.

>>70418414
>Music in general is inevitably going to become more political in the coming years

Please no, the political shit everywhere is unbearable already

>>70418432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfa5UlZAL8

>>70418452
>>70418470
>they fell for the ebin b8
wew lad

>>70418458
>It's literally radio music beecause uit wasn't recorede by some autistic norwegian in his bedroom with a potato
lmao

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>>70418191
w..why?

>>70418216
Never noticed the knife, damn.

>>70418488
it's radio music because it's literally the most accessible shit ever

>>70418496
>w..why
just wanted to know. It looks so cheesy that I like it.

>>70418518
>literally the most accessible shit ever
>le accessible is bad meme
kys

>>70418527
">le accessible is bad meme"
when did i say that you illiterate fuck

>>70418544
Well that other guy definitely implied that
>>70418458

>>70418488
>Play bm but play it on the thick strings of a low tuned guitar instead of the little strings of a guitar in standard tuning
>Get Piotr to chant over it since he remembers that shit from when his mom made him go to church
Great album so innovative 10/10 no one has ever done this in the history of black metal wow they have religious imagery but they're ANTI-RELIGIOUS can you believe it it's so cool the imagery is so exotic wow I have to walk like 4 blocks to find an Orthodox church have you ever even SEEN an Orthodox monk dude they're so metal can you still be Orthodox if you're a satanist?

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>>70418216
>>70418149
Kek, Peste Noire are a bunch of edgelord faggots.

>Famine ironically said that his goal was "to create the ugliest and most irritating sound possible, in order make the album unlistenable after having heard two songs", adding "You have to be mentally unstable to go through the entire album"

And their fans are contrarian fucktards from /pol/
>In his own words, Folkfuck Folie was an attempt to weed out the “trendies” in their audience, which put Peste Noire on the map as one of the most rebellious and unconventional act in the genre. Unsurprisingly, there appears to be a widespread popular stigma surrounding this particular release.

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Black metal is gay

>>70418300
Num Skull - Ritually Abused
Viking - Do or Die
Sadus - Illusions

>>70418619
>Famine
Kek wasn't that the guy who said he jerks off to hentai or something

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hey guys let me give you a cool tip to make it sound like your shitty-ass opinions are popular
>poster #1 (You): blah blah blah
>poster #2: you are dumb
>poster #1 (You) again: no HE isn't

>>70418619
Someone post that pasta about how his music shouldn't be listened to on computer

>>70418641
you are dumb

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awesome album

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>>70418641
>cover.jpg
>he actually has a CoB album saved on his computer

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>>70418641

>>70418661
don't talk about me that way

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>>70414119

lol you irl

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>>70418619
>edgelord faggots
This and their pretty unique music is why I like them a lot. Also be aware of his crossbow.

But it sounds like you are one of those many nu-male antifa faggots. He offered you to attend at a fist fight with him. Why don't you take the offer?

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>>70418677
>he doesn't have the entre Bodom discography on his PC in FLAC

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SAAATANIC
ROYALTYYYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTI3hIGCTk
I've found the ultimate meme.

>>70418658
>MY MUSIC IS NOT MEANT TO BE LISTENED TO ON A FUCKING COMPUTER
All these geeky little four-eyed virgin Black Metallers with streaks in their hair that spend their lives on last.fm writing bullshit and coming up with all sorts of rumours about bands that came from their dearest fantasies… I would like to tell them the following: every time I see your little spoiled faggot suburban streak-haired faces on last.fm or myspace, I think of putting an end to Peste Noire given how painful it is. Your faces alone could cause the demise of my band. Another thing I despise about the internet is this disconnection with reality : Black Metallers threatening each other on forums, calling themselves warriors and ‘Lords' and talking about killing people when in everyday life the only people these wimps can hurt are monsters in their video games
I am available at anytime of the day for a fistfight or any type of sword or crossbow duel. I just purchased an automatic pistol crossbow. It's a mix between a gun and a crossbow, it's like a pistol but it fires arrows. I killed a goat with a shot in the stomach at point-blank range by alluring it with grass; the beast died three hours later. I will do the same with you. I know that you like grass, like all sheep do

t. Famine

>>70418702
Nice pic for ants

>>70418718
Why are weeaboos so autistic

>>70418718
does Slam Worldwide keep posting beatdown everyday cause i want to resubscribe but i can't deal with that much garbage

>>70418702
manlets BTFO

>>70418619
Do you think Famine ever fucked Neige? In a masculine way I mean.

>>70418729
>Why are weeaboos so autistic
Cause they are fucking weebs.

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*blocks path*

>>70418753
>implying anyone wouldn't fuck Neige

How do you pronounce Neige

>>70418795
"Nay-ge"
It's Mandarin

>>70418795
'nig-nog

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>>70418753
almost certainly all poltards/uber conservatives are closet homos

>>70418703
nice soccer mom car you fucking idiot.

>>70418795
"nei-gar"

>>70418718
Nothing like anime to draw in the retards into the comment section

>>70418795
Like beige

>>70418795
"Nee-dje"
It's Castilian

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>>70418891

>>70415186
>trying to meme a great album

>>70418718
Slam has officially been stolen by deathcore.

This is actually better than most Suicide Silence songs and everyone hates it lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQgMTuyjATk

>>70418973
agreed
sounds pretty good might check out this album when it comes out
like it sounds a little bit converge-y

>>70419003
More like a Deftones rip off

>>70419025
More like Tool rip off

>>70419042
I'll rip your tool off you fucking cuntbag

>>70419079
if you can find it m8

>>70414464

>Vocals THAT shitty being the greatest

ok

>>70417146

>Ruined by teen-angst lyrics: the album

I actually dig the sound they had going on this one, but the lyrics are cringe-tier even by metal standards. Don't get me started on the scatting.

>>70417146
Daddy is one of the most cringeworthy songs ever, expecially when Davis starts scrying

>>70418339
People are sucking them off pretty hard. They've definitely achieved "Sunbather of 2016."

>>70419238
It's not even close to the 2013 Sunbather craze, I mean that shit was HUGE and that gay ass cover was posted on /mu/ multiple times every day.

Use this as the next thread

>>70414023
>>70414023