ITT: albums where the worst song is so obvious you don't

I think everyone agrees Caroline No really brings the album down from a 10 to a 7.

>>70411620
I agree, Here Today is shit

>>70411620
What were they thinking putting God Only Knows on the album?

>>70411620
that's not me, more like that's not a good song

>>70411620
Yeah, Don't Talk is cringey as fuck

I like Sloop John B.

>>70411620
Sloop John B for sure. It's not a bad song or anything, it's just so out of place. What the hell is a sailing song doing on this album?

>Bjork - Volta
>Danny Brown - Atrocity Exhibition
>Radiohead - The King of Limbs
>David Bowie - Outside

>>70411620
yup, people who like I Just Wasn't Made Wasn't Made for These Times can go back to r/lewronggeneration lmao, terrible song

>>70411620
all jokes aside, Let's Go Away for Awhile is actually the worst one

>>70412414
Yea but it's still a good track though.

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>THIS PL

>>70412735
>not Long Distance Drunk
at least shit luck is quick

>>70412735
>>70412763

>not Jesus Christ was only child

>>70412735
>>70412763
Long Distance Drunk is definitely the worst. Shit Luck is fucking perfect, especially the ending and how it rolls into Truckers Atlas.

>AND MY HEART IS SLOWLY DRIED UP

>>70412770
how can one person be so wrong

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>>70412770
holy shit taste

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>>70412065
But it starts with just a little glance, now. :[

>>70411771
No

SUPER SPECIAL NO BAIT NO MEMES ENTIRELY CORRECT EDITION: Surf's Up

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here's an ez one

>>70412065
Fuck you.

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HE ATE ALL OF MY CORN

>>70413612
yeah Changes is just awful and doesnt fit with the album at all

>>70411620
Memes aside, the four worst ones are I know there's an answer, here today, sloop john b and pet sounds

>>70412564
confirmed pleb

>>70413992
Pet Sounds is fucking great you pleb.

You CONTRARIAN Hipster LOSERS! claiming sloop John b as the worst track is ridiculous. It's a good song

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>>70413028
That album is too good to have a worst track.

>>70412419
Okay fill me in here...
Outside is Wishful Beginnings
A.E. is Get Hi
What's the one on Volta? Declare Independence?

>>70413028
>>70414073
Neither of these have a bad track. If I was pushed to pick a weakest on STS I would probably say Word On A Wing, Ziggy however I can't pick one. Starman is probably the one I skip if I ever skip a song.

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You know the answer

>>70414071
ok but what other song would you consider the worst. just because it's not bad doesn't mean it's not the worst
the only other song I could think of as the worst is pet sounds but even that has a lot of really interesting instrumentation

>>70414254
Not the same person here, but I Know There's An Answer is the only actually bad song I can think of on the whole album

>>70414073
It Ain't Easy

>>70414243
I know you want to hear Kooks but the correct answer is Song For Bob Dylan

>>70414073
Volta is Hope

>>70414243
That's easy, all of Side B!

>>70412988
bored in the usa seriously brought the album down so much

>>70414370
Winner!

>>70414454
Darn I like that one.....

>>70414603
So Appalled.

>>70414674
Correct

>>70412362
cuz they are the BEACH boys

>>70414498
>Quicksand
>Andy Warhol
>Bewlay Brothers
>FUCKING QUEEN BITCH
is u dumb

>>70413978
ur a real dumbass u kno? every 3rd song on the good sabbath albums is a ballad or slow.

>>70414603
So Appalled

>>70414243
...You're dissing Queen Bitch?

I like here today

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>>70411771
take it back asshole

>>70413574
Welcome To The Machine?

>>70414754
>Shitsand
>acoustic tuneless wank
>mediocre overlong bore
>VU carbon copy with terrible lyrics

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>>70411620
Everyone *should* know...

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>>70413384
It doesn't really work when the whole album is shit though anon

>>70414647
its True Affection imo.

>>70412414
I legit prefer it over Epitaph, which just bores me to tears.

>>70416771
One of my fav tracks from the album

>>70412212
delet
this
now

>>70414603
So Appalled is super underrated here

Hell of a Life is probably worse

>>70413384 no bad tracks
>>70414603 No appalled is one of the best tracks on the album, Everybody on it brings bars. It's fucking amazing

>>70418283
Shit album, all of them are the worst track

>>70414674
So wrong, jesus dude. The worst of the normal tracks is Hell of a Life or Power. Worst overall is the pairing of the last two, got dayum that brings the whole album down for me.

>>70413574
All are 5/5s, but I guess Have a Cigar and WYWH are less fantastic

>>70411620
Anyone that can't tell that Sloop John B is obviously the worst should probably not be on music messageboards

>>70418283
Probably the only obvious one ITT so far besides OP

>>70411771
Anon, No

>>70414155
>Starman
What?

>>70414603
Every song, duh

>>70418976
I Really Like You is good as a standalone single, but feels out of place on the album

>>70414603
Blame Game

>>70418800
You better be referring to Pink Eye

>>70414155
>Word On A Wing
That's the best Bowie track.

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>>70418930
haha nice

ITT: people defending what they only assume to be album poster's thought

>>70411771
Brian doesnt

>>70414332
This is probably the closest thing to a bad song. Even so, it's pretty good on occasion

>>70418100
>Implying there's a bad song

>>70419969
literally this, they just quote album picture and start with "that song is not really that bad blah blah" - WHAT SONG?!

>>70420294
Well, considering the literal point of the thread is that it's so obvious you don't have to say it, you should probably be able to figure it out

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you know which one

>>70413742
which one?

>>70420120
idk man Barry Bond is just as bad

>>70418050
the fucking chime (or whatever it is) solo in Moonchild just puts me to fuckin sleep. Love Epitaph & don't find it boring at all

>>70418100

WEH WEH WEH WEH what a waste of a closing song

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//thread tbqh

>>70421798
Heroin

>>70411620
it's the title track you fucks

no one even remembers that one

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easy

>>70421798

There She Goes Again obviously

>>70421798
European Son

>>70421265
Honestly, Don't Go Near The Water is only slightly better than you-know-what

>>70422120
Dude LSD lmao

>>70411771
lol what the fuck

>>70418274
waves?

literally no idea which you're referring to

>>70411771
haha this thread crashed right out of the fucking gate

70421874
0/10 no (you) for you

>>70422120
6/10
Believable but still wrong

>>70422160
3/10
Weak

The correct answer is, of course, All Tomorrow's Parties

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"song"

>>70422317
okay first of all Waves is the best song and the answer is Spanish Air

>>70422120
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds

>>70421798
Run Run Run

>>70421265
Student Demonstration Time

>>70417992
The one track with Bill Cosby or whoever on it.

>>70414603
Blame Game

>>70414243
Kooks

>>70414073
Lady Stardust

>>70413574
Wish You Were Here

>>70412414
Epitaph

>>70411620
No Acceptable Answers

>>70422482
that's just ridiculous

spanish air is the second best song after primal

Good Vibrations. Not even being contrarian.

>>70422571
What a strange opinion, Primal is the second worst. This is fascinating to me

>>70415923
>>70418793
>>70422537
it's welcome to the machine faggots, how can you honestly think wywh and have a cigar are worse than welcome to the machine?

>>70422646
baffling

>>70422681
What are your favorites on Souvlaki? Mine are Alison and When the Sun Hits

>>70422666
Because that synthscape + melody blew my fucking mind as a kid growing up and having that album, Days of Future Passed, and Sgt. Pepper on repeatedly on my family's 2 hour car trips on holidays to see my grandparents. That song + Shine On Pt. 1 expanded my young lil' mind

>>70422715
good day sunshine, machine gun, alison probably

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>>70422537
>Epitaph
you are criminally insane

>>70422821
It's a cheesy pop prog song in the vein of Genesis at their worst, with a horribly melodramatic hook.

Moonchild is probably my second favorite song btw, it's a nice free improv mellotone thing.

>>70422906
Riot? or Boogieman?
I'd say Boogieman

>>70411620
you picked one hell of an album to do this

even the front runner of the album is good enough to top a first listener and an experienced one

one of the only albums where my favorite track changes with every listen

>>70422537
>Student Demonstration Time
without a doubt

someone tried to tell me disney girls was the worst one and i smacked him

>>70422906
The whole thing. He has no originality or talent. "HEY GUYS I LIKE PFUNK LET ME COPY GEORGE CLINTON FOR AN ENTIRE ALBUM"

>>70423309
California, imo. The song was probably made ironically but that doesn't mean I have to like it. The vocals legitimately hurt my ears.

>>70423347
Why does talent matter? I'm just as likely to listen to some talentless hack as I am some savant provided both sound alright.

Reminder that most popular music requires zero talent and it's still pretty easy to listen to.

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>>70423387
>Why does talent matter? I'm just as likely to listen to some talentless hack as I am some savant provided both sound alright.

>Reminder that most popular music requires zero talent and it's still pretty easy to listen to.

>>70423387
But it's got that catchy hook, and it's just so fun and funny-sounding that it should make you smile, not cringe

Now the vocal on Boogieman is another thing entirely...just...ugly

& idk about popular music man, I think it takes a decent head to think of pleasing and/or catchy melodies

>>70422537
>>70422889
You're actually fucking retarded holy shit

Get help

>>70423453
I sort of like the fact that exists because I do admit it is funny, Hilarious even, but I still can't stand listening to it.

I happen to like Boogieman personally, but that's like just my opinion man.

>>70422537
Are you doing this on purpose? Of course it's Moonchild

>>70422784
Okay, fair. But the worst song is Here She Comes, right?

>>70412419
KoL - Feral or Little by Little
Volta - Declare Independence
Whoever said Hope is so off, that song is quite decent as far as this album goes, could've been on Post for all I care.

>>70422403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m568cSRhvFE

>>70420120
Hot and Drunk Girls. Sorry Mos

>>70422120
Lovely Rita

>>70419169
He's talking about The Golden Eel.

>>70422906
I actually deleted California from my spotify library

>>70413612
Changes is complete garbage but I'm assuming you're talking about FX

>>70423462
When the longest song is also the worst by a country mile

>>70411620

Use Your Illusion 1. Coma.

Both UYI's had some forgettable shit, but that one really sucked.

>>70413384
if its Big City than u are wrong

>>70414603
Blame Game

>>70416771
hypnogirl

>>70418100
Is that Jeff Mangum?

>>70414674
>>70414766
Fucking no, it's a good posse cut
>>70418331
Thank you, Hell of a Life is objectively the worst fuckin track
>>70418403
Thank you
>>70419116
>>70422537
>>70424832
Holy fuck. No.

Why do you guys have such shit taste? It's no wonder why this board hates that album now.

>>70414155
How can you choose what is arguably Bowie's best song over TVC-15? I like the song, but it's repetitive drivel. I'm betting that's the one OP was referring to because it's the only one on the album anyone could say is bad and be remotely correct.

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Hint: It has the same name as the 4th My Bloody Valentine album.

>>70425413
>implying there are any bad tracks

>>70425700
worst song in the album != a bad song

>>70414243
Why is everyone saying kooks? It's obviously Belway Brothers.

>>70414243
it's Eight Line Poem you plebs

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This should be a fairly easy one

>>70426224
Hold My Liquor?

>>70426224
send it up

>>70426343
"This the greatest shit in tha club... /
Since 'In Da Club'. /
Might ride around on my bodyguard' back /
Just like Prince in tha club. /
She said, 'Can you get my friends in the club?' /
I said, 'Can you get my Benz in the club? /
If not, treat your friends like my Benz: /
Park they ass outside till the evenin' ends.' "

Fucking beautiful, man.
The answer to OP's post is Hold My Liquor, although every track is a 5/5. Only other contender for worst is Black Skinhead.

>>70425452
What you want?

>>70412362
>>70413992
>>70418793

I hate you all. Sloop John B is a masterpiece.

>>70412362
It's a song about alienation. Emotionally, it fits right.

>>70424176
What the fuck was that

>>70412564
kys

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>>70424176

>>70413742
I'm gonna say Going Mobile. I don't personally think there's a bad track on this album,but that's probably the weakest

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woof

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That one song that breaks the entire vibe of the album and keeps it from being a 10

>>70414603
IT'S LIEK DAT SUMTIMES MAN RIDICKALISS
LIEF CAN BE SUMTIMES RIDICKALISS

The title track right? It's just stupid jungle noises and boring guitar playing.

>>70413742
My Wife

>>70411771
Where did your quality go
Where is the poster I used to know
How could you lose that happy glow
Oh, Anonymous no

Who took that look away
I remember how you used to say
You'd never shitpost, but that's not true
Oh, Anonymous you

Break my heart
I want to go and cry
It's so sad to watch a sweet poster die
Oh, Anonymous why

Could I ever find in you again
The posts that made me love you so much then
Could we ever bring 'em back once they have gone
Oh, Anonymous no

>>70422120
GOOD MORNING!

>>70430956
Climbing up the Walls

>>70431189
Sometimes
I feel
Like getting bannnnneed...

>>70430956

Exit track for a Film. Song bores me to tears, Radiohead has written way better sad songs.

Electioneering and Climbing up the Walls are both perfectly fine as-is.

>>70422537
>run run run
>kooks
>lady stardust

Bad taste right here

>>70418100
Whaddit I Done

>>70425413
Which one?

>>70428270
Underrated post

>>70430944
Seamus is fucking great you pleb. They are like "we can play blues too guys!"

>>70428270
Funny. But you and me, right now out back.
Fisticuffs

>>70423433
obviously Boy with the thorn in his side

>>70426372
miserable lie

>>70420584
Mind Gardens is good