Give me a reason why Bjork isn't the most adorable pers

My celebrity dream is for her to sit on my face

>>70371630
She is weirdly attractive as fuck but I can't talk about it without Ricardo Lopez jokes

>>70371630
Too lewd

>>70371630
>"You just swallow and swallow"

Bjork accurately describes what she'd be doing if she were with me at this very moment.

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>>70371630
Grimes exists

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>she's actually retarded

>>70371729
name one feature of hers that a man doesn't have

>>70371762

>>70371762
14 inch penis.

>>70371630
este o fetita adorabila, mai ales in acest film, este asa draguta si asa captivata si in acelasi timp captivanta, este plina de pasiune

accentul ei este de asemenea de-a dreptul adorabil, frizura este si ea foarte draguta, as putea scrie un eseu argumentativ de 5 pagini explicand de ce e cea mai draguta persoana din lume

>>70371990
definitely

>>70371630
Cutie alert!

More girls should do their hair in the way she does here, in that messy medium-length look. It's the cutest thing ever.

>>70371762
A generic man, not someone in particular? Huge music talent for a start.

>>70371630
I want her to spit in my mouth and peg me.

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>>70371705
>weirdly attractive

>>70372101
This, My girlfriend has that style and it's so adorable.

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>>70372101
girls have grown their own balls lately and won't do shit,
they just want fuck. if only they could be like bjork or the
girls in beach boys songs

She's a fucking mongoloid

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>>70371630
>that tv

/vr/ here. I don't give a fuck what she said because that TV gave me a boner.

>>70372174
The Icelandic snow-resistant evolved facial structure is nothing to be compared to chinks

>>70372171
you're ugly!

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would you cuddle with bork?

>>70372257
I would want us to exchange every single body fluid.

>>70372257
But of course!

After I FUCK her!

>>70371630
>Give me a reason why Bjork isn't the most adorable person in the world.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjLcelg1Kto
Because she beat the fuck out of a reporter in Bangkok.

>>70372276
Dude, hurting journalists and paparazzi makes someone a hero in my book. Hell, she could have killed her for all I care.

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>>70372275
bork is not for sexual

>>70372307
Tell that to her.

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>>70372307
She feels otherwise. Don't cuck yourself. Women like sex, and Bjork says as much herself.

Also, you don't think GOLDIE was HITTEN DEM WALLS?

This is my favorite Goldie track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0IrNQsfL9c

>>70372257
Only if she's big spoon

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>>70372257
I want to take her out to dinner and smooch her while driving home

>>70372632
Yeah, but thing is, a girl will ditch you very quickly if you don't make it sexual from the getgo.

And then no more nice dinners and walks in the park for you!

>>70372363
Based Goldie
Slams the qtest girl of the 90's and makes one of its best albums

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>>70372672
Who said I wouldn't? Did I say that?

Dat accent tho

>>70372770
Oh, well, carry on then.

>>70371630
>>>/hr/2839663

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>>70372672
>>70372847
>Yeah, but thing is, a girl will ditch you very quickly if you don't make it sexual from the getgo.

you generally don't fuck her in the restaurant. you wait until you get home...

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>>70373057
I think he meant it's key to give off "we're gonna fuck later" vibes, anon

>>70372672
Not really. Most girls I've dated preferred to wait a bit.

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bump

>>70372257
Yes, I'm fagote but I want her to be my mommy I want snuggle with her!!!!

>>70375265
What is this type of dress called? Does she wear it in any other pics? Where can I buy it for possible roleplay purposes?

>>70371630

annoying tryhard but the music is cool

>>70375424
This is an important question guys

>>70372257
it's what i crave the most ;_;

>>70372257
I'm like 100% faggot, but Björk would be my one exception.

>>70372363
>>70372735
>>70372442

goldiecore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaconJm4u3s

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>you will never be called fertile by Björk

>>70376906
Isn't she like 50? Is she even fertile anymore?

>>70377876
She's 51.

51!!!

>>70371630
>Icelandics being very happy about Christmas,
>very gay.