>Hey anon, I have an extra ticket for Pharmakon tonight,

can't sry

>>70332370
sorry i have to do my chores

>>70332370
>leaving the house
You clearly don't know me

>>70332370
No. I have to shitpost A LOT. I have to do a months worth of shitposting in ONE NIGHT. So no. I cant go.

Pharmakon? What is that, a pharmaceutical convention?
HAH!

Since none of these faggots want to go with you I'll go, sure.

>>70332370
Um. Tonight? Oh-h, yea-ah! Soundss cool
>never heard, don't listen to noise
>would go to show and pretend I know it

>>70332589
Don't forget to do your focused stare and nonchalant continuous head nod

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>>70332538
I haven't left my house in over a month while on winter break from uni. Should I just kill myself?

Nope. I only listen to European power electronics. You know, PROPER noise.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qNFBVIcDhIk

>>70332370
>want to come?
Sure... IN YOUR ASS

>>70332648
got eeeeeeeeem

>>70332370
Who the fuck is Pharmakon?
And who the fuck are you?

>>70332370
A girl that looks that good would not listen to pharmakon. In fact, no girls would listen to pharmakon.

And yes, I know that pharmakon is a girl.

> hipster noise

Real video from her YouTube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xamwYS2UID4

>>70332933

dude, half the neo-noise scene's fans are girls in it for the "transgressive" a e s t h e t i c. It looks good to reblog cassette covers of underground noise acts when you're also reblogging brutalist architecture and guro.

>>70332703
All you need to know is that Pharmakon is try-hard garbage and not worth your time.

>>70333122
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i11W7mFDIMw
Is she, dare I say, "one of us?"

>>70333204
lmao. This actually happens? Hipsters are into fucking noise and brutalist mid-century modern architecture now. Jesus christ, wtf?

Being this trendy must be fucking exhausting.

>>70332370
Y-you too (;´∀｀)

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what

>>70334405
Read
The
Thread

>>70332370
fuck off whore, I have a wife

>>70332370
she wouldn't listen to pharmakon

girls who listen to noise fall into two categories

>crust
>plain with unstyled hair, no makeup, basic bitch clothes

>>70332538
>>70332623

How do you get something to eat?

>>70332623
Wait, you haven't even stepped outside? Do you have agoraphobia?

>>70335261

I always order pizza. The pizza guy knows me by name.

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>>70335261
>implying

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>>70335261
I stock up on canned food whenever there is a sale. I try to not eat a lot anyways. I have really bad self control, so I just eliminate the problem by not having too much food around.

>>70335267
Nope. No need to since3 everything I need is inside. Classes start up next week, so I'll have to go out then. I don't think I have agoraphobia. Never been to a shrink though. I get really paranoid and anxious around people. I actually love the outdoors though. My apartment is in a city and I don't drive, so there are no forests within reasonable walking distance, and the ones that are always have a bunch of people. I liked the woods near my house as a kid, but mom and dad didn't want me home for break.

>>70335397

I feel ya anon. Havent left my house in almost 3 years. Its rough.

>>70332370
Ha ha, yeah I'll 'come' alright. HA HA

>>70332370
That face is kind of masculine but the body is undeniably woman. Please don't have a penis.

>brittany venti
based

>>70332933
Been to a Pharmakon show and can confirm; it's 100% guys

>>70332623
>>70335397
>>70335422
I did this when I went to uni, although I did still force myself to leave once a week to get food. I'd just bolt to the supermarket, grab as much crap as possible and try to avoid eye contact with anyone. Stopped showering, shaving, cleaning the place, never bought anything that required any prep or cooking know-how (just lived off frozen pizza, oven chips, sandwiches with processed meat slices and bits of fruit basically). never washed clothes or dishes either, all my dirty dishes gathered in the sink and grew mould while I ate food off bits of kitchen roll

After about 6 months of this I went home for summer. Made myself presentable etc. and no-one was any the wiser but at this point the suicidal depression made me crack and I ended up dropping out not long after.

I never live alone anymore. As long as there's at least one other person around I'll always be too self-conscious to go actual cave troll mode.

>>70332370
don't you have to troll underaged redditors for their money you whore?

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>killed by a drunk driver on New Years day

Why didn't you save her, /mu/?

>>70332370

That girl definitely listens to Drake.

>>70332370
I already told you, I'm not into the whole feminine penis thing! s-sorry but yeah.

>>70338547
Literally who

>>70339048
>I'm not into the whole feminine penis thing!
faggot

>>70332370
>want to come?

why sure!

>>70332370
>She will never sit on your face because she's dead

>>70338547
>>70339084

where are the broofs :DDDDD

>>70338547
>>70332370
>ugly but thick as hell
>is a jew

every. single. time

why is this?

>>70332638
Lol....dont fkin start this shit again

>>70339286
>ugly

you gay brah?

>>70332638
all noise is improper and degenerate
forming a caste within the noise community is asinine and juvenile

>>70332933
Noise is hipster music, who else would listen to that music or be able to buy a bunch of pedals.

>>70332638
she opened up for iceage when i saw them a few years ago

i had to leave the room as it was terrible and many others followed suit

>>70339351
no, im just decent looking myself, relative attraction and shit

>>70340335
>hes one of those guys who cant take the loud noise and leaves

>>70339351
Hes a starving skelly type, id say it means more for me but id be kidding myself if i said id even make eye contact with a girl

>>70333122
I love her.

>>70332370
That's that Brittney Venti chick from the youtubes

>>70332370
if someone addressed me as anon, I would probably spit on their face and walk away lmbo

>>70342598
kek
no one addresses you by any name period
keep dreaming