You're in a dive bar in Brooklyn with your qt hipster gf

Ask him to fuck my girlfriend while I watch.

>>70231509
but my favorite band is swirlies

>>70231509
tell him my favourite music journalism site is /mu/

>>70231509
Ask him his opinion about the Cure and make a getaway while he's distracted.

>>70231509
Tell him he's my favorite journalism site

>>70231509
That's a wonderful thing to say about my ass.

He's literally a thumb

kiss him on his hairy mouth

put my headphones back on and listen to the disintegration loops

Start talking to him about shugazi and Mercury Rev, having a good time.

ask him why the disintegration loops isn't a masterpiece and get me and my girl out of there mid-tangent

>>70231509
I really wanted to move to brooklyn in my early twenties.

>>70233333
DAMNIT BRANDO

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>>70233331
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>>70233333
What the fuck?

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>>70231509

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzm92XkFeIQ

Play this in my car as she sucks my dick after we laugh at this cornball

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>>70231509
Let him ramble on for a few minutes about modern day journalism, buy him a drink, then take my girlfriend back home and fuck her face

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>>70233333
this is now a brandon/lauren thread

>>70231509
Dive bar
Brooklyn

These things are mutually exclusive

>>70234078
no, it's a hipster "dive" bar

I miss stalking his opinions on ask.fm

>>70235122
last fm you mean?

>>70231509
listen to him

it's actually very entertaining

>>70235394
nope, ask.fm

definitely a dedicated number of /mu/ users follow him so I know it's not just me

>>70235723
>ask.fm
I don't have an ask.fm account.

>>70231509

I hate this guys eyebrows. it pisses me off so much

>>70231827
/mu/ is the only place ott is scared to confront desu

>>70234097
sponsored by Levis TM

>>70236129
pretty sure he laughs at us all the time.

as he should, /mu/ is literally a bunch of children trying to be elitists.

>>70235881
I hate everything about him.

He's a fucking faggot.

>>70236204
that's exactly what ott was when he helped found p4k. he was just a kid makin memes calling people's taste shit and getting fucked up at lollapalooza

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>>70235881
sounds like somebody has some weakass brows

>>70236334
fetal alcohol syndrome: the post

>>70236829
shut the fuck up, you'd fuck her given the chance.

>>70236841
I'd fuck almost anyone if they'd give me a chance
please fuck me im so lonely jesus christ

>>70236829
not even close

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>>70236862
lavren is love, lavren is life.

>>70237033
i bet she waits 5 months to give an agitated handjob with her dry cracked hands, then feels bad about it and doesn't talk for a week out of shame. then when she gets broken up with, she blames men for not being able to put up with her "stressful career" as a "musician"

>>70237086
It is stressful dude. It's not a normal life at all.

>>70237301
I would think "normal life" would be more stressful.

>>70237322
Touring, doing interviews, little sleep, the drugs, the drinking. That shit starts to take a toll on you. It's not so glorious as people make it out to be.

>>70237408
>forced to do drugs
>forced to drink

interviews are barely even stressful for college students btw, who also don't sleep. how sheltered are you?

>>70237408
what the fuck are you a seasoned touring musician now?

>>70237408
nigga you need to get outside
but i think you're fucking with people sometimes.

>>70233388
mu is a slow board

>>70237408
this has to be a joke. no one can be this socially retarded

>>70237408
Yeah I bet all that food is taking its toll on you, you fat fucking son of a faggot. Lose some weight.

>>70231509
Try find and out how I got to be such a faggot where I have a degenerate girlfriend and probably like shitty styles like indie and emo.