you know laugh at me if you must but i think poison is the

>>70076208
It's the final evolution of cockrock. Fortunately, there's more to music than cockrock.

Bret Michaels is in the top 20 for best rock vocalists ever.

>>70076208
They had were on their way to getting a bit of musical integrity when they had Richie Kotzen and then Blues Saraceno in the band, but then they pissed that away.

>>70076294
Don Dokken is better

>>70076237
is there more masculine music after cockrock?

after cockrock its all moopy guys talking about >tfw no gf

prove me wrong

>>70076440
Most trap rappers rap about being polygamous so probably that genre

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Open Up and Say . . . Ahh! [Enigma/Capitol, 1988]

Hard rock trash as radio readymades, these cheerful young phonies earn their Gene Simmons cover art. A residue of metal principle spoiled the top 40 on their debut, but here they sell out like they know this stuff is only good when it's really shitty. "Nothing but a Good Time" and "Back to the Rocking Horse" are clubby arena anthems, "Look but You Can't Touch" mocks cock-rock with a self-deprecating gesture, and the Loggins & Messina remake has been waiting to happen for 15 years. B+

>>70078856
Way to kill the thread - but what about "Fallen Angel"?

>>70078856
He only liked them because they sort of reminded him of the New York Dolls.

David Lee Roth is the GOD of cock rock