>hosting new years part at my house for family >go upstairs

tell him he's gay because he is
>inb4 traps aren't gay

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>>70026365
wow your cousin has shitty taste in fap material (not saying this music is shit)

This didn't happen

>not owning midori desu
you dun goofed here buddy

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for his birthday gift him pic related

>>70026426
will do m8

If it were a copy of Virgin Killer with the original cover, would he be a degenerate monster or would it be normal given his age?

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>>70026365

>>70026519
shit man i would have gone to his birthday

>>70026519
man, that's sad

>>70026519
This is really sad...

>>70026420
the vinyl version is super raretho

>>70026519
didnt some other board find this and get a bunch of people to go to his party or something?

>>70027472
not 4chan, reddit I think?

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>>70026519

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>>70027483
nah it was /b/

>>70027579
I love when they do this kind of stuff...

>>70026519
I would go to your party Julius ;(

>>70026365
My sister's went out to parties and I stayed at home with my brother and parents and played board games (I won). Then they went to bed and I cried.

>>70026519
>tfw this actually does hit close to home
>tfw on 4chan on NYE right now

>>70027618
Did he ever reply?

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>>70026365
Confront him

>>70026471
Theres nothing wrong with being a

>>70027699
I don't know, but is quite sure that people actually went to his party.

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>>70026519
>>70026560
>>70026574
>>70027431
>>70027472
>>70027557
>>70027635
>>70027673
>>70027699

>>70028245
I'm so damn happy for him right now.

Does anyone else ever imagine what it's like to have friends?

>>70028340
I have one friend and he's probably going to be killed, since he's on deployment in Turkey, so yes.

>>70028340
Like, sometimes...

>>70028340
anons on /mu/ are the only friends i need ;^)

>>70028245
:)

>>70026426
I unironically have this

>>70028522
> unironically
Why mention this? it's a pretty good album (I have the vinyl actually).

>>70026519
So who took the picture

>>70028595
his mom

>>70028245
Godspeed Julius

>>70028613
At least he has a mom

>>70028595
>So who took the picture

you're a regular sherlock holmes

>>70026426
What album is this?

>>70029524
Candy-O by The Cars

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>>70028245
that's good for him:-)

>>70029549
Thanks.

>>70026365
OP what happened wit your cousin did you confront him

>>70026365
Oh look, another pseudo alternative generic normie thread.

hate when this happens

>>70027666
But that's very nice, friend!

>>70028245
That's so great

>>70028340
yes`

>>70026365

i can just imagine him jacking off to my beautiful dark twisted fantasy.

>>70032891
Or Boces

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>tfw both girls I invited out bailed last minute
>ended up going to party alone
>tfw no new years kiss
>get pretty drunk though
>meet some new girls

Life isn't awful right now. I know 2017 won't be perfect but I feel alright. Listening to The Campfire Headphase and eating Oreos, feeling good right now.