ITT: your favorite album and the edgiest thing you've ever done
When I was in middle school I used to jack off and rub my semen into the hotel room Bibles whenever my family went to a hotel. I did it every time we went to a hotel for three years. If you've ever been to a hotel on the east coast and read one of their Bibles, then statistically there's a good chance you've touched my cum before.
I also used to cum into a tin of Altoids, shake it around so the cum would get on every single mint, let the cum dry overnight and bring it to school the next day. I offered Altoids to every girl I thought was pretty, to my teachers, to the people at my church, and even to my own family members and strangers on the street. I did this all the time as well. Probably 30 or 40 people have swallowed a load of mine before and they don't even know it.
Teased this fat autistic kid, though everyone fucked with him. Though he was a ruthless and mean bastard. Also this mexican kid in my english class smelt bad all the time and i participated with the rest of the class in calling him out on how he smelt like a used up porta potty everyday. He wasn't retarded or autistic or anything, just a fat stinky mexican.
Favorites are for plebs
I streaked a church
Born to Run
I insulted my father for his issue with alcohol and caused my dad to cry. I still feel horrible about that
>>69994894
old man gotta learn one way or the other
this maid we had for a while fell off a set of stairs.
i watched her bleed to death.
>>69995152
While you waited for the ambulance that you called to arrive?
>>69994610
god damn this that white people shit
i keep kissing boys
>>69996168
fag