>Go to Instrument store >Play a few songs on one of the

>>69918925
dude why the fuck didn't you grab her pussy right there bro?

My friends girlfriend asked me to tune her guitar and I literally just simply checked the tuning with the standard single strum each of E G D C E and she goes wow you're really good.

>>69919275
cuck him

>>69918925
A lot of girls have "complimented" my "playing style," if you know what I mean.

>>69920289
oh this was awhile ago. she's married now. I swear I had a chance one time though when they got in a fight but I'm a supreme gentleman.

>she wasn't making you feel good therefore encouraging you to purchase said item
>She doesn't want that commission

>go to guitar center, looking at classical guitars
>ask the dude where the C7 is
>goes to get it
>"lemme tune that up for ya buddy"
>finishes bottom E, starts trying to fucking shred
>on a Cordoba
>"here ya go buddy"
>play on it for a minute before leaving in disgust
Why do they let the manchildren deal with the expensive instruments? God.

>>69920382
>Cordoba
oh wtf thats what they're singing about in that ween song

well that only took about 20 years

>>69920446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3nAj7td3FE

just in case anyone's curious

nb4 they're not

>go to instrumental store
>i'd like one instrumental please
>going to rap over it when i get home
>buy instrumental, carry it to the car
>it doesn't fit in the back seat
>jam the instrumental in the trunk as everyone in the parking lot is now watching me
>kid begins recording me on his phone
>hey fucker i own this beat that's fucking piracy
>finally get home with my instrumental
>it's dj mustard

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>>69918925
this is the same thread u made few months back u idiot -.-"" (maybe a little different)

>>69918925
women are useless

>>69920478
your point being?

>>69920483
1000 men + 1 woman = 1 baby
1 man + 1000 women = 1000 babies

Use is a matter of perspective but men are definitely the disposable ones

>>69920508
I am seriously going to shoot up an orphanage if one more fucking faggot posts this stupid fucking meme.

>>69920323
respect desu

>>69920527
what its true

and yeah a month or two ago I saw someone had picked it up in /pol/

but yay I made a "meme"

>>69920496
a bear

>>69920533
yeah she was like in bed and everything. It was pretty hot. I mean nothing overt that I could prove it wasnt just in my head but still. On top of them getting in a fight, I drove her home that night and stuff so I was her savior.

>>69918925
>go to a little mom + pop instrument store
>they're the sweetest people you'll ever meet but rarely have what you need
>go to Guitar Center
>they look at you like you are pure dirt but have everything you could ever want
why is life like this? guitar center is circlejerkland for elitist douchebags.

>>69920588
>guitar center is circlejerkland for elitist douchebags.
with shit taste. don't forget the shit taste.

>>69920588
>they look at you like you are pure dirt but have everything you could ever want
I prefer this. It appeals to my urbane nazi nature

>>69920316
I don't follow, can you elaborate?

>>69920459
this is awful