>parents got me a Crosley >grandparents got me an iTunes

I got money and a hunting bow. Also a hand-me-down MacBook Air because the other one I had broke.

>white men cry when they get free shit they don't like
wew lad, try to be more grateful

>>69881824
Too bad you can't enjoy 2/3 of those things because you're a little bitch.

>>69881824
My parents got me Liquid Swords, Velvet Underground & Nico, Low, and Homework on vinyl today. Pretty gud stuff.

I didn't get shit for christmas, actually I had to buy some pants and my parents subtracted the costs from my salary (I work for them). You're just a fucking little brat.

>>69882192
wtf I love my parents now

>>69882114
did you ask them for those albums, or do they just know a lot about you?

>>69881824
Use the iTunes card to buy drugs on the internet.

>>69882192
>getting cucked this hard

>>69881978
>assuming both his/her/xir's race AND gender

>>69881824
just use the itunes giftcard for apps and ebooks desu

>>69881978
Anon, I am a mentally disabled, transgender POC and what you have just said offended and oppressed me. You assumed OP's gender and race, which is sexist and migroaggressive and therefore race/trans/homo-phobic to the (LGB)TQIAOP+ community.

>>69881824

You should be grateful you got anything you piece of shit.

>>69882192
haha, your parents suck

>>69883828
HAHAHA your post is SO FUNNY because youre pretending to be an essay dab old juice hahha xD triggered XD

>>69883828
wow hilarious I can tell you're creative as fuck

>>69881824
Honestly if I got a Crosley I'd just buy a vinyl of Odelay and play that shit out until it broke. Easiest way to show my gratitude.

>>69881824
>Crosley

Return it.

Crosley is absolute garbage.

>>69881824
I got a pack of smokes, 2 bars of soap and a mug.
But hey, at least I didn't get a collection of 1s and 0s I could've arranged myself.

>>69886014
>I got a pack of smokes, 2 bars of soap and a mug.
Are you in jail

>>69882192
>working for/with family
>working for such shitty parents
Double whammy.

>>69881824
you could get GTA from the app store or other similar things of that nature

I'll take the Crowley, you cry baby tard.

>>69886054
>wham

>>69886037
Nah but I let my gran have a piece of it when she wouldn't let me borrow a bar of soap so she decided to tell everyone in the family I don't wash.
Worth the chuckle.

>>69886126
kek that's my subconscious alrite.

>I acted like a spoiled little shit for not getting an Xbox 360 in 2005
>Dad slapped the shit out of me, and mom told me "no mas"

Haven't received a Christmas or birthday gift since. It could be worse, anons.

>wah free stuff

>>69881824
Three meme gifts in a row, why are people responding to this seriously?

>>69886126
underrated my sides

>>69881824
Welcome to being an adult. Christmas isn't about getting what you want, it's about being appreciative. You should really care more about getting your younger siblings/nieces/nephews/cousins everything they want, anyway. Just buy whatever you really want for yourself. And be happy

>>69885711
>>69885746
cringe

>>69882421
>>69883828
Faggots

>people giving him shit for being ungrateful

He got a Crosley, how would you feel about getting a gift that can actually break other things that you already own

>>69882192
Jewish or Chinese?

>>69886037
Laughed out loud

Last year all I got was to wash the trash can, this year is only the bathroom, I guess it's alright

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I got money and my mommy gave me weed and I got oxy from Grandma.

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I got new glasses and a digital watch.

Got a very much more than expected 500 bucks, a nice ass cashmere scarf and a waterproof speaker. Shit's lit.

>>69881824
crosbys are fine

>>69889242
Those glasses look cool

>>69881824
OP you got cucked with a fucking Beatles album
kys
(kill yoursister)

>>69890642
Thanks. I need them to see things.

>>69881824
I also got one...
Admittedly the one I got isn't complete shit, it has lots of bells and whistles with cassette, CD, AM/FM radio and AUX input. I'll just exchange it for what they got my sisters instead (a faux Tiffany nightstand lamp) because I would have been totally OK with that.

Funny thing was that a few weeks beforehand (apparently too late) I even asked specifically if they had got me one and gave reasons why I didn't want one (I used to collect, but our house burned down. Didn't have the heart to collect again).

Otherwise everything went fine, I'm just hard to shop for.

>>69881978
I'd just feel bad for them having spent their money on a crosley

>>69887158
cringe

I would honestly use a Crosley to play some samples/loops that I would record on a vinyl over and over again where the vinyl gets more and more damaged. It would be like the Disintegration Loops, but with turntable instead of tape.