What's up with Nardwuar? He's got no wife, kids or

He's his own best friend

should kill himself tb h

>>69874779
>He's got no wife, kids or even a gay butt buddy.
sounds like a pretty happy life to me

>>69874814
You'd know, wouldn't you.

>>69874779
I can imagine him flogging little Nardwuar every night with tears in his eyes.

I mean I'm a >tfw no girlfriend right now but I'm young. That dude is ancient.

I don't understand why all of you angsty fucks are so upset about not having girlfriends.

I've been single forever and I'm satisfied with myself.

Did you faggots just not finish puberty or something?

>>69874873
well duh

>>69874884
and you think it gets easier as you get older?

when I was young I was swimming in pussy

>>69874779
>Nardwuar the Human Serviette

More like Nardwuar the Human Toilet Paper because, let's face it, Dave Rowntree shat all over him.

>>69874779
he's an annoying cunt

>>69874779
He's gotten to pretty high places in the industry because of what he does and he's been doing it for quite some time. Not sad at all really.

>>69874947
Because a lot of humans have an intrinsic craving to connect with a significant other. I have never been happier than I was during the months I had a girlfriend, I woke up with a smile on my face every goddamn day

Has he ever had sex?

i want him to be my grand daddy

>>69874779
>implying he doesn't get major poon

the man does his thing. also how do you know he's single

>>69874779
You guys realize he keeps nardwuar seperate from his personal life.

>>69877414
Nope. He legally changed his name from John Ruskin to Nardwuar the Human Serviette

>He was accepted into the University of British Columbia (UBC) in 1986, the same year he changed his name to Nardwuar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nardwuar_the_Human_Serviette