Hey /mu/, I've decided i wanted to become a rapper. It seems

The bubble's about to burst, anon. Even if you get successful, you'll only have a few months to a year of popularity, tops. Do something else

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Spit hot bars, speak the true hard shit, relate to the common nigga.

Are you black?

>>69859057
Be extremely self-depricating, whacky, weird and r4nd0m and make funny meme rap, the kids eat that shit up. If you're white, pretend to be a thug while wearing a pink fanny pack or something like that. Shit gets you views, son

>>69859330
literally all you need for a record deal these days is to be black and have wacky bright colored hair

>>69859119
this
modern rap has reached a critical mass, the only way in is through insider contacts, e.g. your first track being a feature on a huge album (i'm looking at you, Desiigner)

If you're black:
>unique dreads (extra points for dye)
>expensive streetwear
>a gimmick
>adlib that hasn't been taken
>consistent aesthetic
>trap beats

If you're white:
>be as white as possible
>do some edgy ass goth / emo school shooter-core soundcloud rap
>smoke cigarettes
>wear black
>only appear in black and white photos

>>69859330
yes

>>69859391
panda was hot before kanye

>>69859483
Lil Uzi Vert and Bones/$uicideboy$