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I accidentally lost my virginity to a girl that doesn't

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I accidentally lost my virginity to a girl that doesn't like Kanye West today, I feel disgusting. I don't want to stop talking to her since she's my friend but I never want this happen again, what should I tell her if she tries to do sex to me again?
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>>69813354
i don't like kanye either so send her my way, i'll tame her
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>>69813354
You know in the Dark Ages, people who liked awful music weren't given the chance to breed, they were skewered on pikes and left to rot in the street for the Patricians to enjoy.
Consider yourself lucky.
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I think you should cut all ties. She doesn't seem to be into this cuckold thing you seem to value greatly.
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>>69813354
>losing virginity
NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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You guys are not helping
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you've been tainted.

we can no longer help you anon... you must be banished from this place, never to return...


may Yeezus have mercy on your lost soul.
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>>69813959
There has to be some way I can restore my honor
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Guys please I'm afraid
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>>69814439
REEEEEEE NORMIE HAS SEX NORMIE TALKS TO GIRLS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OFF MY BOARD NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE FUCK OFF
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>>69813354
>lost his virginity
>never wants it to happen again

I think you don't have anything to worry about, friend...
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>>69814538
can u not
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>>69814599
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE NORMIE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM OFF MY BOARD
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>>69813354

Just show her Kanye til she likes it.
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>>69813354
faggot just fuck her and scream kanye
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She has a good ear. Keep her.
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>>69814124
1.Fill a pool with thot blood then walk around in it naked for 24 hours screaming "You know I did some things but that's the old me" while listening to the first three seconds of Runaway
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>>69814757
What if I accidentally climax with Kanyes face in my head
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>>69814802
>accidentally
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>>69815160
Whats up with pupper
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kanye's discography is legitimately impressive
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This is the most /mu/ thread I've ever seen
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>>69813354
I'm pretty sure the girl I lost my virginity card to didn't like Ye. My gf after her did though, but that ended rather spectacularly and horribly, so I don't know how I feel about girls who like Kanye now.
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>>69815307
>losing your virginity
NOOOORRRRRMMMIIIIEEE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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invite her over again. make subtle references to kanye during foreplay. when you get to doggystyle, grab her so she can't escape and plow her while screaming the lyrics to on sight. she'll be a ye fan after that
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Shout "i don't need your pussy bitch i'm on my own dick then" then fuck yourself in the bum in front of her then it should be allg
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>>69815242
its his birthday
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