Thom Yorke is getting sleepy. Let's write him a bedtime story, /mu/.
There once was a-
bleached asshole
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>>69686861
Nigga whose name was William.
William loved Rachel, but Rachel didn't love him back
He cried when it rained.
William had severe anxiety and would bite his cudacles to the point of bleeding
>>69688329
why am i laughing so hard
>>69688451
William used his stand [KILLER QUEEN] to murder Rachel and cut off her hands
> High note howling then Thom goes back to slurred mumbling
Suddenly, Ed comes in screaming about how he never gets to play guitar anymore and destroys the band's synths, including Jonny's Ondes Martenot. Jonny then flies into an autistic fit of rage and tosses Ed's effects pedals into a garbage disposal and proceeds to beat him mercilessly with a cello bow.
>>69688329
Top kek
>>69688805
>Jonny then flies into an autistic fit of rage and tosses Ed's effects pedals into a garbage disposal and proceeds to beat him mercilessly with a cello bow held in his left hand, while using his right hand to play an early version of Paranoid Android on piano, in a 5/4 time signature and in the key of C#
FTFY
man who died on Christmas week
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>>69688847
Where are Phil and Colin while this is happening?
Then Ed becomes a talentless hack and sings:
I STEAL ALL THE OXYGEN
>>69688900
The Phil & Colin homosexual affair arc doesn't come up for at least 40 or so pages.