ITT: Artists you thought for sure would've committed suicide by now
me
That guy from Codeine
>>69652515
if dubs ringo commits suicide on christmas eve
elliott smith
eddie vedder
corey feldman
>>69652492
I said "artists".
>>69652486
>>69652542
I have 10,000 plays on my music so who says I don't fit the bill
>>69652570
>>69652553
They won't do it. Please.
>>69652555
He's close
>>69652486
He's more melancholic than depressed, he loves life and is probably afraid of dying and loved ones dying
>>69652557
I do so shut the fuck up unless you want to wake up missing a ribcage
>>69652614
Lmao
>>69652607
I don't know how you got him loving life from his music but I would've thought he'd kill himself back when he was doing the RHP stuff.
>>69652621
Kozelek and the drummer from the RHP used to always joke how their fans were sad losers. He was never depressed, he just sings about melancholic things like that guy said.
>>69652613
Please god no
>>69652614
fuck with me you lil bitch
>>69652641
>He was never depressed
how can you possibly say this
>>69652664
I'm Peter Kozelek
>>69652647
I will fucking evaporate you
>>69652530
>elliott smith
Anon...
>>69652699
Who?
>>69652703
I'll fucking waterboard you with horse semen for a week before I even get started skinning you alive and sending pieces of your body to your family incrementally and relaying their reactions back to a live feed in your torture chamber.
>>69652734
But he was murdered
>>69652752
I will sell you a bicycle with bad wheels and make you crash on the freeway and you'll break your leg and I'm going to run up to you and pull the bone out of your leg and fuck your open wound and cream pie you you faggot
>>69652766
Still, it's weird to mention a guy that died over a decade ago in a thread about people who haven't committed suicide yet. Kinda implies they have to be alive to have the option to commit suicide.
>>69652557
post your music
>>69652486
>>69652741
>>69652699
>>69652664
>>69652641
>>69652621
maybe he was depressed at some point. who cares. the point is, anyone who's listened to his whooooole catalog and truly knows him knows that he really enjoys the beautiful things in life and he's actually pretty nice and easygoing. definitely not going to ever "an hero".
>>69652796
I'm going to fart on your favorite album, what's your favorite album you fucking faggot I will fucking do it
I was convinced he was a goner after Kid A and Amnesiac
>>69652613
this
>>69652813
anon I'm pretty sure he killed himself...and by that I mean absolutely sure
soon.
unironically Kanye
thell be fine
>>69653695
shit head is happy as fuck, he's just sad because
he has to act sad
>>69653824
FUCK OFF Brian can't die
>>69652486
fortunately, being pitchfork's enemy won't drive mark to that
our guy
>>69653999
trips of salvation
>>69652796
>>69652752
>>69653999
Don't make me break out my quads, son.
>>69652703
Whatever the hell that means
>>69653470
honestly this
>>69653470
Penn Jillette is in a band?
>>69652503
I saw him open for tortoise a couple months ago. Definitely looked/sounded like he was on the verge of it
>>69652699
Are you the dad flirting with the girls at panera bread?
>>69652555
this
Sky Ferreira.....
Still getting raped in prison i guess
>>69656102
forgot about this piece of shit
Rivers Cuomo
>>69652555
-$600,000
>>69652570
:(
i feel so bad for him
>>69653491
He's still depressed you dummy, he's just not suicidal and trying his best to spend his time with his loved ones. Do you teenagers even get how depression works? Anyways here is an interview that clears this whole mess up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCJ8Qq6A8mk
how has Grimes not been posted yet?
>>69652503
he's a scientist that works for the city of new york or something
>>69652734
too bad he wasn't alive to play snape in the harry potter movies lol
metallica
The Caretaker aka Leyland Kirby
>>69657524
eliza really let herself go
>>69652486
Mark's face looked like a skyrim character
>>69652555
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE 600K IN DEBT
>>69652570
phil is a strong man, though
he has a child to look after
>>69657353
oh mannnnnn, we should be so lucky
>>69657491
lol!!!
>>69652555
trips has decided his fate
>>69656102
who is this?
>>69653824
Jesus Christ he looks terrible
>>69659191
Lostprophets frontman. In prison for FUCKED up shit.
>>69659214
>you will never put your head is Sylvia's oven
>>69659333
I think his brother killed himself
>>69656102
feels so bad for him :(
>>69653470
JUST
>>69659191
H from Steps
>>69659244
we will on Christmas :)
>>69659244
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>>69658207
person looks nothing like me
>>69660327
presidential dap
too much
>>69660179
trent is good now.
>>69660327
>>69659263
underrated
>>69660417
what about this is crazy?
>>69660417
the asking jay z not to assassinate him thing is crazy but the buddying up with trump thing isn't crazy
>>69654609
yeah and he just put out a new album. U shud check it out
>>69659244
he fucks lil girls
dunno what's keeping him alive
>>69661350
aint he married now?
>>69661758
he's been cucked and has cancer now
I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL MISERABLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
>>69661776
>he's been cucked
elaborate
>>69657353
She survived being 27. She's most likely destined for Keith Richards-tier.
>>69663006
she already got his looks at least
>>69659913
honestly it would feel dope as fuck to listen to xiu xiu now if he had killed himself after a promise. it would arguably be one of the coolest bands to ever exist. too bad he went on to release shitty records and become extremely stale.
>>69663105
wow a depressed singer killing himself, how original, would totally make his records so much cooler. Fuck off you retarded twat.
>>69659913
I think I remember him saying that he'll kill himself when his mom dies
>>69660349
I'm talking about like 20 years ago