/metal/

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Anything that sounds like Motorhead on LSD?

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Soilwork is kvlt

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post meme metal

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Xth for memegrind

>>69646169
>DA got better with every album
>so did Gridlink
since gridlink already released three album does this mean we're gonna need to wait like 8 years for a new Jon Ching Chang project

Luxifer meme

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What is the In An Aeroplane Over/The Sea of /metal/

>>69646263
Mastodong

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in for glam

>>69646263
Vulgar Display of Power

>>69646263
Battles (in memes)

>>69646263
Filosomem

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>>69646211
>tfw anarcho-transhumanist
your meme can't get to me, lad

>>69636962
Convince me it's not just a bunch of Portland hipsters trying to sound like Mgla

>>69646335

you shut your damn whore mouth.

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>thrown into an arena
>told to pick a band to fight alongside against the other bands

what do, r/metal/

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>>69646141

post good black /metal/

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>Play buttmetal
>Have qt in the band
>HATE mainlanders
How can cumskins even compete???

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>>69646384
literally no such thing
here's some $lam for your problems

>>69646375
the qt trannies on the left

>>69646348
kek'd a slightly uncomfortable kek because this sounds like the future I would choose desu

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>>69646440
>listening to their 2016 follow-up

>>69646473
is that the fucking bug powder from the Naked LUnch movie?

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What is Oasis of metal

>>69646562
meant at >>69646529

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>>69646570

>>69646570
gorguts

>>69646600
>>69646617
Lmao

>>69646202
>DA got better with every album
Ulterior > Jouhou

>>69646600
>>69646617
spicy meme

>>69646686
they're really close but i really fucking adore some of the last songs on Jouhou like Integer and Junk Utopia, shit, i even named a story i wrote after the latter

What are some bands with vocals like Witchery. Especially the part on Nosferatu that goes like this

"You'll be an accessory, accomplice to a mass degree"

It's not growling or screaming its just kinda like a crazy dude talking really forcefully

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>the heaviest album in existence is not even metal

are you guys even trying?

>>69646733
literally not even the heaviest Swans album plus le metal is trying to be the heaviest genre meme

>>69646703
post it

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My boys

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>the spookiest album in existence is not even metal

Are you guys even trying?

>>69646686
I like Jouhou more because of how straightforward it is. That's one of those grind records that makes people go "omg all the songs sound the same!" and they kinda do. It's great.

>>69646202
He's working on something now. He asked if anyone knew of a good practice space on Facebook a while back.

>>69646777
>wanting to read some shitty story written by some tripfag when he was a teen

why though

>>69646815
well that's fucking fantastic

>>69646803
this album tries too hard to be spooky

>>69646829
>why though
hey mane i remember posting the shitty slipknot worshipping lyrics i wrote when i was 15 so why can't you

>>69646375
which has the best dnd campaigns

>>69646160
D-Beat

Is gridlink worth checking out.

>>69647255
y e s
e
s

I consider myself a djentman

>>69646733
it's literally deathcore before deathcore was a thing
black sheep wall are heavier still

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>>69646733

>>69647332
>black sheep wall
Why are they even called that? Is it a Starcraft reference?

what's some thrash hidden gems

>>69647538
Kektor - Ternumale Recux

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remember nu-males can't glam

>>69647538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvUJOzkHwMg
from some fellows in Brazil

>>69647296
This is nice. I think i like da way better though. The vocalist is trash

>>69647600
not thrash

>>69647640
>ching chong is trash
epic

>>69647600
Nothing is worse than wetback South Amerishit. They can barely even pronounce the words and end up sounding like potatoes reciting edgelord poetry.

What's the heaviest, dirtiest, nastiest fucking metal ever? I want my ass blasted.

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>the edgiest album in existence is not even metal

are you guys even trying?

>>69647731
Anaal Nathrahk

>>69647731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLdSzUl9GvQ

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>>69647774
>when your noise rock is influenced by Peter Sotos

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>>69647665
>Mfw i just realized da and gridlink have the same vocalist

>>69647907
that should have been obvious from the weeb lyrics my man

>>69647640
ebin mene

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New corset metal song featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB-1Luo75vU

why are norwegian black metal bands such avid lord of the rings fans?

>>69647731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6qeDrBHGSo

>>69648039
nerds love fantasy
how is this hard to realize

>>69646919
Almost certainly Twilight Force.

>>69647937
Dude how the fuck can you even decipher what is being said?

>>69648087
lyric sheets my man

>>69648121
True. Ive only recently dove into loud rock (well anything outside of rap, jazz, or rnb desu) within the last year or so. Its been such a strange transition going from such a lyrically focused genre to ones that you either have to read online or sometimes not ever even know whats being said.

>>69648063
but twilight force is like a worse gloryhammer
seriously, i would play the shit out of eitehr gloryhammer album as a campaign

>>69648231
metal is more about what is being played, although there are many examples of metal bads that write awesome lyrics like Blacklodge, DA and Gridlink, Pig Destroyer, Diapsiquir, Ved Buens Ende, Nile, Macabre and Dying Fetus, on the top of my head

you need a lyric sheet for all of them pretty much

>>69648039
>He still thinks Black Metal bands are big scary evil monsters and not alt-right neckbeards

>>69648039

cuz LOTR is trve af

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POUR SOME STUTTGART ON ME!

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>>69648039

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How do i get hair like this, r/metal?

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>>69648613
>r/metal

>>69648334
I really like Agoraphobic Nosebleed's lyrics and Man is the Bastard's lyrics. Ill check out those bands

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>>69648613
HAIRSPRAY about few 100 bottles of it

>>69648636
how new

>>69648643
>Agoraphobic Nosebleed's lyrics
my fucking man, it's ADHD-ridden surreal satire at it's best

Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope is a grind classic

>>69648613
>1. take a pair tweezers
>2. plug them into a power socket (one end in each hole)
>3. ????
>4. profit

OPEN THE GATES!

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>>69648613
Hair like that is only reserved for the glorious Saiyan race, sorry about missing out.

Our memeboy does it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI6D53UHkMk

>>69648613
ask a hair dresser they might know.

on a personal note i had a shit load of hair drop at the begining of the year thought i as going bald but then i switch to a moistering shampoo and conditioner and i've seen a 99% reduction in hair drop long with it being thicker and now back to its right dark brown colour.

thinking of growing longer than usual?

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>the most emotionally fucked up album isn't even metal

are you guys even trying?

>>69648819
>middled aged memer who fronts a glitchy djentstep band

does anyone here have a worse life than the guy from The Algorithm

>>69648684
Check out Scratch n Sniff by stone titan.

>>69648819
Jesus why

>>69648856
that's literally just pornography as far as Sotos is concerned

>>69648866
DUDE
i post that album all the time, literally up there with When The Kite String Pops for top place of my favorite sludge album

>>69648926
Why

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>>69648926
>legitimately worse life than mine
lmao how do you fuck yourself over that badly
i never thought i would prefer NOT to have a house

>>69648926

rofl what?

Are you serious?

>>69648926
nigga that shit is KIDNAPPING

>>69648926
Just remember that apologizing is for cucks

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>>69648998
b r u v
r
u
v

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>>69648926
>>69648998

Jesus christ

>>69646733
>the heaviest album in existence
I know you're memeing but do people seriously believe this?

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>>69648998

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>69648857
>be technically homeless just having to leave my parents since my niece and nephew live with them
>sister was a fuck up
>have no job stuck on a housing waiting list
>no gf and recently diagnosed with autism as an adult

Is that worst or better

>>69648926
>>69648998

Well since you won't contact the police, what are you blasting?

>>69648998
>>69648926
nice mid tier bait

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>deleted his posts

>>69649242
Not anymore!

>>>69648857
>>does anyone here have a worse life than the guy from The Algorithm
>my ex won't let me leave the basement so i've been down here for two weeks straight living on 20 bags of chips
>she won't unlock the door until i apologize

>>>69648951
>>>69648957
>>>69648961
>I accidentally sat on and broke her cat's spine
>truth is i could have apologized 2 weeks ago and have been let out but it's; not my fault so i'm not apologizing

>>69649220
>>69649133
>>69649106
>>69649044
>>69649013
>>69649004
>>69648997
>>69648961
>>69648957
>>69648951

>>69649365

I'll ask again then, >>69649133

>>69649383
pretty sure he was just reposting the deleted posts and is not the original poster

>>69649383
I'm not that guy

I close my browser for a fucking hour and this shit happens.

>>69649500
you should close it again and never come back

>>69649500

Leave, it was funner without you

What is basement anon listening to right now?

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r8
h8
masturb8

>>69649558
bruce springsteen is shit

>>69649558
nothing but immolation and blood incantation stands out

>>69649552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeE9gUEBsWI

>>69649552

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEZunJmyjw

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>>69649558
always thought Sad Wings was better than Painkiller

>>69646733
That's not Streetcleaner

>>69649695
das a good list

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Is Devin Townsend the only metal artist who knows how to mix metal and ambience effortlessly?

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>>69646348
I love these

>>69648039
Is there any Harry Potter inspired metal yet

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>>69649558
+ Cannibal Corpse, Immolation
- In Flames, Opeth

>>69649695
+ Diocletian, Inquisition, Cult of Fire, underrated Mayhem album
- Babuška

>>69650565
Cult of Fire are so good and their stuff is on their website for free now

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Eh, my chart is mostly metal. r8 my t8st

whats some gud speed metal?

>>69651429
inhuman rampage

>>69651036
listen to venetian snares

>>69651477

They're actually on my list to check out, was giving them a look yesterday.

>>69651036
+candlemass

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fuck anno domini

>>69651524
he's fantastic, if I had to give the title of 'best artist' to someone, it'd go to him

>>69651658

Any albums you'd personally recommend? I don't like stuff too far into the glitchy / sporadic sound. I tried Winter in the Belly of a Snake and it wasn't too my liking as much because of that, but I'm listening to his newest Traditional Synthesizer Music and it's more up my alley, much more musical sounding for me.

>>69651771
rossz csillag, my downfall, and my love is a bulldozer are all very melodic and more traditional
your face is pretty similar to traditional synth, as is thank you for your consideration
my personal favorite is doll doll doll, but if you weren't a fan of belly of a snake I would listen to his other stuff first

>>69647332
i know the guys in that band theyre p cool and /mu/tants

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>>69651945

Thanks anon, I'll get right on those.

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>>69646335
original title was going to be fullosemen

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>>69652131
Can confirm

Another east coast slump, or are people still reeling from Basement Anon?

>>69646384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxIX6a2qioo

Have some boat /metal/

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>>69652636
im jerking off to pictures of Polish grills and laughing at that anon with the Varg romance novel ad

honestly Poland has some of the best exports out there

Seeing Xasthur acoustic set live, what should i expect?

>>69652865
thats neat anon

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>>69649817

>>69652865
Throw a mace at him.

reminder that you're an inhumane bunch of fuckin livin bastards and bitches, and you're gonna get your asses nuked in the end

Is Ozzy's solo stuff really that good? I never thought his singing would work outside of Sabbath

>>69649558
+Paradise Lost, Ihsahn, Judas Preist, Enslaved, Hkaen, immolation
-CC, BTBAM, Powerwolf, IF, Kiss

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>>69653036
>TO HIERON!!!!!

>>69653066
Ozzy is a braindead hack. Plus Dio Sabbath > Ozzy Sabbath.

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Guys, I never new Paysage was in Darkspace. I'm not /new/, but I like minimizing research on the artists I really like. Especially if they have the whole secretive persona.
What do I do? I love Paysage, but I want him to be one of those tragically beautiful "no one knew this genius existed" figures. BM for this feel?

/metal/, what music player do you use? i've been using winamp but its shitty and glitchy

>>69653580
musicbee

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>>69653512
Ozzy sounded great on the first few Black Sabbath albums

>>69653580
foobar2000

>>69649013
RESPECT THE BADGE
HE EARNED IT WITH HIS BLOOD
FEAR THE GUN
YOUR SENTENCE MAY BE DEATH BECAUSE

Tasty riff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHDOGNsISeY

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>>69653580
Shuttle+ is comfy desu senpai

>>69654414
this

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is this the best metal album of all time? Definitely the best of the 2000s, still gets me hard today.

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whats the metal album with a british police on the cover bros? it came out last year i think my minds gone blank

>>69646852
Who the fuck cares. Its good.

>>69655518

Nigga you serious?

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You know I've just noticed I've never seen anybody on /mu/ or 4chan period express that they prefer metallica over megadeth.

>>69655875
I've always preferred megadeth over metallica, but then i thought about the other day and now i don't know. I'm on the fence now.

>>69651588
lmaoing @ ur taste rite now

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haven't been on /mu/ in a while is this album still getting love

metal aoty for the uninformed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbytqgMsD0

>>69656019
yeah I was super late on it though. I heard it the day it came out and maybe once or twice shortly after that but I passed it up because I think it seemed like tech metal that wasnt technical and even sloppy. Now I'm kind of addicted to it.

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What is the heaviest album in existence that is actually good?

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QUICK
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TECHNICAL DEATH METAL ALBUM

>>69656058
Conan- Blood Eagle

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>>69656060
Don't like much tech-death, but I can't deny this album.

>>69656060
Elvenefris

Is Jester Race the pinnacle of melodeath?

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>Looking at some band I used to like on M-A
>Their guitarist formed a new band called Sentience
>Check them out
>They've got an LP and a single out, five total songs
>It's Swedish-styled Death Metal
>I fucking love SweDeath
>A couple days after I find out about them, they release this

Any lucky finds lately, /metal/?

>>69656417
pretty much tbqh

>>69656427
There's a band called Insane Vesper I checked out a couple years ago. I didn't like their stuff a whole lot, but I liked the Triumfall side of a split with them. I happened to check Vesper's page around the time they had a new album out (LayiL) and it BLEW ME THE FUCK AWAY. I'm shocked that the few people who are talking about it all seem to be calling it "generic black metal."

>>69656060
Elvenefris
that's a great pick tho

Is this the best Progressive Melodeath album out there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-Qzwyffzs

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Ben listening to this again as of late. One of the best albums of the decade for sure.

>>69657144
I still think that's a weird ass concept for an album. Three 23 minute songs and a bonus track. Their guitarist is a beast though so they're ok as a meme band

>>69657177
>meme band
Every band is a meme band
Prove me wrong
pro-tip: you fukken can't

>>69656296
>>69656959
How did I never hear this album... it's stunning

please make a harry potter atmoblack band

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>>69656060
pic related

honourable mentions:

Inanimate Existence - A Never-Ending Cycle of Atonement
Ouroboros - Glorification of a Myth
Rivers of Nihil - Monarchy

>>69657322
but I don't want to

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The solos on here are way too bluesy for thrash
Not sure how I feel about it

>there are already Harry Potter-themed metal bands
wew lad

http://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=harry+potter&type=band_themes

>>69657408
>Muggle Death Camp
>"wizard metal"

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WOOOOOORRRLLLD
EEEAAATTAAAAHHH

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>>69656427

https://slavesbc.bandcamp.com/album/all-is-dust-and-i-am-nothing

Found this crust/blackend sludge shit, pretty dope

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>he didn't transcode his black metal collection 15 times for that superior trve kvlt experience

Lvtvrvlly lvvve thv hvll

>>69655774

Uncle Acid - The Night Creeper?

>>69657323
What is the album in the image? Image search only gives me the engraving

>>69656060
That one.

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Prog album of the year.
Winters gate was a weak insomnium album.
Atoma was just okay.
Vessels is boring.
Fight me.

>>69657925
I think this might literally be the worst name for a band I've ever heard

>>69657265
>not listening to cult classic czech death metal/grindcore

are you saying you haven't heard T.O.O.H. either? or Contrastic?

>>69646733
It certainly has more groove than 99% of metal

>>69658203
Groove is universality shit

>>69657767
read the filename

>>69656417
Always preferred the Gallery desu

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this kills the nu-male

>>69658384
>chadmetal

>>69657934
it's memorable, which is more than you could say for the bulk of generic deathcore or tech death names. it's different but it still gives an impression of what style it is because it follows a generic naming scheme, only thing is they're not a parody band so it's misleading
still a solid band name overall, light 7/10
better than the album

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>>69656060
colours out from the emptiness

honorable mention to elvenefris

>>69658501
supreme taste

>>69658571
t-thank you preacher-kun

>>69658501
>cover art
top kek

What is the most nu-male metal and why is it black metal/

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Do you guys like my atmoshit mug?

>>69646473
Me too
I'd jump on any opportunity to brainrape a cyborg to be honest.
Those shitheads have it coming

>>69658789
go to bed Saint Vincent

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>mfw trying to make a booklet for a bro's album on illustrator and it's running S - L - O - W - A - S - F - U - C - K

any metal for this excruciating experience?

>>69658501
is that some fucked up hand?

>>69656417
no way. go full pop metal or go home. home being full brutal death metal

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>the most kvlt album in existence isn't even metal

are you guys even trying?

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>The most heavy album of all time is not even metal

Are you guys even trying ?

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>>69659054
>>69659090
doesn't have burning flying vs and the cover not good enough

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>>69656060

the teaser for the new nokturnal mortum sounds ass desu

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>The most offensive album of all time is not even metal

are you guys even trying?

>>69659136
literally a meme band

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>The most kvlt album of all time is not a mainstream metal band?

>>69646161
kill yourself fagot

>>69656058
Stone temples album

>>69659141
does he have a fucking dick oh my god

>>69659272
this is europe mang
everything needs to have a dick

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This is the best metal album of the 2000's

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who /fun/ here

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>>69659331
bruh

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>>69659279
even the ladies

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>>69659331
BIRD BIRD BIRD DABA BIRD BIRD BIRD'S THE WORD

JEIZHFHFIZPA

APOAPA APOPAPA BAM BAM

>>69659340
did i ever tell you about Four Lips Julius

>>69659346
not even a bad cover

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This triggers the DMUfag

>>69659299
THIS. Absolutely one of the most underrated albums of all time. Amazing experimentation, cool ass vocals, sexy lead singer. Holy fuck those music videos

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post good ideas / bad execution albums

>>69659414

I wish Opeth still sounded as good to me as it did when I was 14-15.

I can listen to most bands I listened to back then for nostalgia and enjoy it, except for Opeth, it just sounds like dogshit now.

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>>69659414

>>69659428
if anything St.Anger and Lulu would be better examples

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>>69646473
>>69658789
Here's some metal for that feel. You lads hype for Ghost in the Shell?

>>69659442
>You lads hype for Ghost in the Shell?
is there really any hype for that movie? it's a western live action remake of an anime movie

Tamala 2010 is the real anime movie that needs a live action adaptation

>>69659442
I mean, the shelling sequence live with Kenji Kawai hyped me but I'm still skeptical of the movie

where should i start with funeral kek

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>>69659442
>>69659456
I haven't been truly hype for anything the Hollywood machine churns out in a long time, but I'm definitely gonna watch it. I really liked some of the concepts in the anime series and movies but I found the execution a little bleak/dry. It might seem strange for a metalhead to make such a complaint about cyberpunk, but... eh.

>>69659529
>GitS
>bleak
dude, GitS is by fucking far the least bleak or among the least bleak anime cyberpunk movies. Bleak is Genocyber and Angel Cop and Akira

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lol

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>>69659434
Once again you're right

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>>69659540
GitS is bleak in a very different way. It's creepy as fuck instead of just being brutal and grim (and it's also decently brutal and grim to begin with) But the problem is that Oshii is so obsessed with making everything look meaningful and majestic that sometimes, the horror aspect is lost on the viewer because everything it just too pretty.

>>69659529
The manga is superior anyway, even if it's a mess, because there's at least a semblance of character development and dramatic stakes. And when the characters are doing stupid choices, the manga acknowledges it instead of hiding it under ten layers of atmospheric wankery.

And it's more fun.

>>69657387
>get to track 9
>sudden brass section and organ solo
They almost pulled it off.

>>69659540
Yeah, I said a LITTLE bleak. Maybe that's why I don't watch much anime. I must agree about Akira, but at least that had the freaky/weird factor to counter it.

>>69659442
What kind of retard would be hype for Aeon Flux 2: desaturated boogaloo?

>>69659481
Wait a second

You mean Scarjo's ugly face didn't already ruin the whole thing for you?

Explain yourself.

>>69659651
i've seen too many creepy cyberpunk movies to have GitS creep me out i guess

anyone here watched 964 Pinocchio?

>>69659661
you oughta watch Tetsuo The Iron Man my man

>>69659677
I think out-of-body shit and mind control is far creepier than regular body horror so that might have to do with it.

>>69659694
i do to but that's a primal fear, you know? it's easy creepy, if you know what i mean

it's like when i read some fucking young adult novel, and this girl with cancer asks her mother if she's still gonna be a mother when she dies, i mean it's sad, but it's cheap sad, not good writing

although admittedly i am a massive fan of body horror

>>69657159

11/10 would rock out to again

MY ROCKET 88, FASTEST IN THE LAND!

Jesus Christ

Mythic tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbQ1LgOP1ik

What a mind job

>>69660114

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>>69660149
IT CLIIIINGS

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what's his life again r/metal

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Post your metal albums of the decade

>>69660166

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>>69660170
METAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRU IS MY RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

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Top metal albums?

1 Death - Sound of Perseverance
2 At the Gates - Slaughter of the Soul
3 Death - Symbolic
4 Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
5 Electric Wizard - Dopethrone
6 Sepultura - Chaos A.D.
7 Pig Destroyer - Prowler in the Yard
8 Obituary - Slowly We Rot
9 Yob - Atma
10 Soilent Green - Sewn Mouth Secrets

s/o Vol. 4, Heartwork, Static Tensions, Holy Mtn.

>>69660167
TO YOUR MIIIIN

Best IBM riff desu

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>>69660176
not sure how this tune manages to be so good so consistently

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>Electric Wizard - Electric Wizard - Electric Wizard

>>69660216
Meme - Meme - Meme

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>>69660176
>tfw you finally realize your taste is shit
i see it all now, clearer than ever

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>>69656058

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>>69660195

>>69660176
>>69660267
holy shit that's a lot of memes

>>69660279
Sigh r lowkey the BM goat

>>69656058
Crowbar - Odd Fellows Rest

>>69659735
Every song has plenty of hooks, I think it's my absolute favorite album to sing along to.

Let's just say Cyborg Betty, for fuck's sake.

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>>69660195
i'm all about those classics when it comes to favorites

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>>69660195

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>>69660137
HOLY SHIT

>>69660494
Nice

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>>69660176

>>69660494
p great 2bh

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>>69660531
New album soon

I'm surprised there aren't more progressive symphonic technical melodic neoclassical death metal wank bands trying to copy Persefone and NeO

fuckers just give me your loudest fucking metal that ISNT death. Asked last time and all I got was some autistic veddit level of shit and some boyband so I hope you can actually impress me this time

fuccbois brutal progressive melodeath is the futur

>>69660687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9lCXVFCs20

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glam is love glam is llife

>>69660687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEqPRhDsCKw

LICENSE TO LOCK N LOLL

>>69660687

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rog8XY8oxg

>>69660753
power metal is not glam

>>69660796
POWERGLAM

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>>69660195
Made this months ago when I was first getting into metal. I know it's shit, but I'm too lazy to update it.

Any good black djent band?

>>69661276
Any glamdjent band

>>69660687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP7vvYQCDmg

>inb4 it's death/thrash

Listening to Butcher Babies, why didn't anyone tell me this is so good?

>>69646375
the j rock band because they probably use big stylish swords

Glam slam when

>>69660891
>Haven
Come on that's like 3rd worst DT album
Also
>the Sword

Otherwise nice

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>>69661396
make two of most fun metal genres into one

>>69660279
>>69660388
>>69660891
Got template for these?

>>69661396
How would that even work

anyone still listen to slipknot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEEasR7hVhA

>>69661469
me and the lads are gonna run some experiments, don't worry anon

It's finally getting cold and gloomy on daily basis here and I'm in need for some good bm.
Stuff I discovered recently and liked are Sortsind, Paysage d'hiver, Dornenreich, Xasthur.

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>>69661511
post results

Lets glam every genre see what sticks
BlackGlam
ThrashGlam
Powerglam
Avant Garde Glam
DoomGlam
anymore??

>>69661613
Atmoglam pls

>>69661613
we can try thrash glam, black glam and power glam, maybe avant-glam if we stretch it but we gonna need some higher budget for doom glam (we're thinking just digitally slowing down slam)

funeral glam when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOvAP_Hd7xg

who here like fem lead metal bands?

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>>69661635

technical symphoic glam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk

>>69661922
Is this groove-glam?

>>69661943
i guess

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>>69661943
they were at one point

how can metal elitists compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD85aM0VQ3o

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>>69661922
I fkn love Pantera

post-blackened symphonic avant-nu proto-technical industrial glamgazecore with drone influences when

>>69661971
Something about that gimmick really annoys me. It's just not all that interesting beyond a chuckle yet for some reason it's gaining all this traction.

Brutal glam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU

>>69662030
Oops meant for >>69661968

bro, i fucking love blackmetal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3ZdI2YxZxI

>>69662043
could preist be the first true glam metal band is some way