>"yeah dude i'm totally into obscure avant-garde

>>69509846
>implying you wouldn't show her some entry level shit and then smash that

D A D D Y I S S U E S

>>69509846
women are a meme

>>69509880
this desu

man tfw no gf

>>69509944
Just get a qt trap gf. It's what I did and I've never been happier.

>>69509965
enjoy HIV

>>69509965
I've never met a cute trap irl, only gross transexual abomination

>>69509965
traps are a shitty meme, no thanks

>>69509846
>tfw my ex-gf was like that
>does heroin now

normie gfs are the way to go

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>>69509999
Nice quads
How can I get HIV if she doesn't have it?

>>69510002
traps aren't transexuals

>>69510048
>she
it's a trap dummy

>>69509880

I actually wouldn't I've gotten with one of these with the whole stretcher ears and I can't get over that revolting smell.

>>69510437
see
>>69509880
you just learned your lesson

>>69509846
"You smoke Marlboros I smoke cock"

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>tfw no unnatural hair color /mu/ gf to smoke shitty cigarettes with

Minus the >>69509891

>>69510045
This desu
Just get her into your hobbies overtime instead of going out of your way to find people who like the same music as you

>>69510437
>that revolting smell
explain

>>69510626
not him but when people stretch shit too fast it can kinda heal bad and puss or smell

>>69510626

It's not apparent all the time but every now and then you'll get a whiff of rotting flesh, it's so fucking off putting that it completely turned me off my emo/scene girl phase purely because I associate them with it now.

>>69510995
This. I've been seeing a qt perfect pure waifu for a while but she recently got some of these, we were cuddling one night and out of nowhere I just had this putrid stench hit me. I couldn't get past it, it was disgusting.

Now I would be struggling to even get hard for her. Haven't seen her in a week because she disgusts me to a great lenght now. I think it's over.

>>69511291
u were probably just smelling urself

>>69510995
>be me
>know that smell
>fucking love it

>>69511374

Well then you are a trooper but I can't stand it, same reason I no longer do anal. Smell for me is probably more important than taste or sight.

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>>69510995
>>69511291
>>69511374
holy shit you just singlehandedly ended them for me

pic not related

>>69509846
my dick is about the size of that cigarette..

just sayin'

>>69511450
goddamn micropeen over here

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>>69509846
>a pretty woman will never pretend to like obscure avant-garde music specifically to impress you
>she will never go out of her way to talk to you in particular to appear interesting

>>69509846
>invite her to a noise show I'm playing at and afterwards she never talks to me again.

>>69510626
>>69510680
>>69510995
>>69511291
>>69511374
>>69511407
You're not ready
http://imgur.com/gallery/E0rcd

I love HIIV

>>69509880

>her

why does every girl who likes semi obscure music look like this and also has a tumblr account?

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>>69511696

>>69511696
FUCK

>>69511696
Jesus Christ what the fuck

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>>69511696
oh fuckkkkkkk

>>69511696
>http://imgur.com/gallery/E0rcd

Dick growing out of the ear is some kind of metaphor for /mu/

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>>69511696