ITT we name artists who are objectively better than grimes.
Simple thread, will make a pt II when this reaches bump limit, go!
Bjork
>>69471907
Brian Wilson
Crazy Frog
David Bowie
Zach Hill
Vanilla Ice
Flava Flav
Krispy Kreme
All of them
how does this even work isn't music subjective?
The Eagles
Black Eyed Peas
The Shaggs
>>69472981
People with bad taste tend to say that.
Elite Gymnast
Great thread, guys. Really exceeding that quality standard.
Mr. Bungle
Nicole Dollanganger
>>69471920
same thing mane
andrew wk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_musicians
http://www.scaruffi.com/vol5/reznor.html
>>69473949
List it either really old or not incredibly exhaustive
Ariel Pink
>>69473949
Lol you DO realize that Grimes is in something like fifteen of those lists?
>>69473944
kewt!
>>69471907
Kate Bush.
FlyLo
protip you cant
No this is not too harsh that bitch is horrible
Limp bizquit is fucking Mozart next to this bitch
Grimes is an annoying vocalist, a mediocre instrumentalist, a good songwriter, and an excellent producer. The hate should be directed at her cancerous, creepy fans.
>>69474607
Are they better or worse then your average slipknot fan (maggot)
>>69474627
Worse, because they're more ignorantly pretentious. Slipknot fans are retarded, but they're not "le greatest composer in human history" retarded
stop listening to grimes
>>69474706
It's funny corey taylor has gone on record before telling the fans not to be annoying asshole and to act civil
Lil yatchy
>>69472981
no, music is objective.
example:
this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2EJMd7ZN7w
vs
this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIhEtV-hnSw
one is clearly better.
>>69474757
You're right, anon. The first one. Good example.
>>69474757
then why do some people think the "worse" one is better? music is not objective because there's nothing to directly compare with
>>69474757
One is static and the other has about the worst singing voice I have ever heard
>i've been thinking
>i've been thinking
rly makes you meme huh
>>69471907 huah?
literally am trying
>>69474803
>So I just tried to listen further into the grimes song and then she did the "scream" and I started laughing to hard on pay attention that sounds embarrassing
>>69474908
What's "embarrassing" here is your sentence structure and misuse of the green arrow.
As well as your taste.
>>69475059
It sounds just like the scream I use when I am making fun of a shit artist
>have no good argument so attack the grammar
>>69474820
retard clown :))
>>69475093
>acknowledging tripniggers
>>69475059
do you like her music or her "body of work"
like do you actually think her voice is good, do you think the mmusic is good?
>>69475317
Her voice isn't objectively "good" in the same sense as say Bjork or Mike Patton's voices, but she acknowledges that and plays it to her advantage and makes sure it goes well with the music. Her vocals on Halfaxa are brilliant and her vocals on Art Angels are as sugary as the music. Instrumentally, it's well-written, creative, and textured pop music; it doesn't pretend to be anything else.
She's also gorgeous, but that's just my taste in women.
>>69475390
You know, this is probably the most honest and reasonable assessment I've seen someone give of why they like Grimes. Seriously, kudos to you.
>>69475390
why are you so ugly tho
>>69475390
In my opinion her voice sounds like a bad Madonna impression wrapped in screams so embarrassing they put the lead of otep to shame for how stupid they sound
>>69475408
cringeing are ure life
>>69475419
pre honest pham :)
>>69475408
Thanks, anon. I'm not one to go around calling Grimes "the greatest composer of all time" or any of that shit. I just really enjoy pop music. Just a heads up too, a lot of Grimesfags are just shitposting when they say stuff like that. They're trying to piss people off and everyone falls for it.
>>69475419
>ugly
Okay.
>>69475428
>bad Madonna impression
They're not really even close, but alright.
>>69475539
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>69475390
>Instrumentally, it's well-written, creative, and textured pop music
but it isn't
>>69475617
How is it not?
>>69475641
bcos you said so
>>69475093
>It sounds just like the scream I use when I am making fun of a shit artist
Lol have you taken it to your school's talent show yet?
>>69475666
I'm 30 they would arrest me at the door since I don't have a kid
>>69475666
ya they call me honest and reasonable
>>69475684
looking like that? not your kid
>>69475641
>he thinks this is well written
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsCfufAp2tM
L M A O
>>69475654
Wow, sure got me there. :^)
>>69475684
What schools do you live around that would arrest a 30 year old for walking on campus? Is this just America in general?
>>69475715
But anon, it clearly is well written.
>>69475745
hey i'll upvote that
>>69475715
Thanks, man. The album I was listening to ended and I needed something good to throw on.
>>69475754
Lol you do that now.
Gucci mane and future
>>69475641
>he thinks this is creative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv9YoYCKNoE
L M A O
>>69475810
Dude, you just keep hooking me up. Ily.
>>69475785
you first
>>69475867
Can't - 4chan doesn't work that way.
>>69475723
Yes usually a childless adult is considered to have no business at a school at all
>>69475711
Look8ng like what? I never posted any image
>>69475976
we can do it here
>>69476412
Sure you can.
>>69476629
what am i to you?
..
,
xd
>>69475428
>her voice sounds like a bad Madonna impression wrapped in screams
It clearly does not, but anyway that was just one song. Her discography is VERY diverse.
See it for yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTvanzhR6ok [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_hFrJ-FM2o [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhNxvoXOKcI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWam7u9uBNY [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUe9rnucPoU [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsNaj6l5z8M [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_hBNQqEus [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1cLVE1ZXqw [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUxCeVupemA [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy3FPRaeW3Y [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0_e_OWy694 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo_AIWO2AUQ [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LmBM0mTafI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-bKSyG0lng [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb_0LzBv894 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8v4vwWcIgI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_hOYZ90_iQ [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvXkx3IcOi4 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiGHFYqeqck [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsYt1-5MXT4 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGLvUejoRb4 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpSZxfHBPWA [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw8IwXr1DFI [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3REHoqNE_7U [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2EJMd7ZN7w [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>>69474607
>annoying vocalist
>mediocre instrumentalist
Explain yourself right now
shameless bump
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>>69474433
Ha ha ha ha ha! You KNEW that Grimes is so great that you needed to post really good artists to "beat" her. If she was so bad, someone like Nickelback would be enough. The joke's on you! The haters btfo again!
>>69475390
This. GrimesCuck is right.
>>69475428
You have a false impression. She could sing in a variety of styles, as you can hear here: >>69478086 Mark my words: her voice is an acquired taste.
>>69479295
Always.
OP here, good to see this thread moving along smoothly and I appreciate the bumps.
>Elvis costello
Also check out that post number ^^^
>Lorde
And that post number ^^^ this is now partially a get thread
>Mike Love
Beyonce
>>69471907
SMASH MOUTH
Electric Light Orchestra
Tame Impala
louis armstrong
the radioheads
OK, so people just post radom artists ITT. And none of them are better than Grimes. You can do better than that.
>>69480120
>pop fan being stupid
shock me colour
>>69471907
Great thread OP.
PT 2+ would be sweet
Just be careful with OP pics - no shooped uglies, use standart uglies. Fortunately Groblin has more than enough of this.
Feels great watching this butthurted redditor's tears.
>>69480178
>Feels great watching this butthurted redditor's tears.
See:
>>69480120
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>>69475390
I think you're crying right now. ;)
>>69480204
>he thinks protective autist he just posted isn't tears
don't reply to me ever again, protective manchild :^)
we'll sure have our fun with your waifu
and you can't stop it, how does it feel? :^)
BOY WHAT A THREAD
Lana Del Rey
>>69471907
Hana
Charli XCX
Marina and the Diamonds
Sky Ferreira
Chvrches
Taylor Swift
Carly Rae Jepsen
Katy Perry
Lady Gaga
Miley Cyrus
Nicki Minaj
Lorde
Avril Lavigne
>>69471907
Miles Davis is objectivly better
p much every single jazz musician ever alive was trice the musician grimes will ever be
Britney Spears
Rihanna
Adele
Selena Gomez
>Me
i play guitar, keyboard, trumpet, clarinet/sax, violin, flute, drums. i can play on anything to be honest
Enya
Kesha
Pink
Gwen Stefani
Kylie Minogue
Mariah Carey
Christina Aguilera
WELL THAT'S IT FOR NAO
Cher
>>69480241
Have fun crying, son. I'm just laughing at your idiocy. ;)
>>69471907
Claire Boucher
>>69480374
There's no objective judgement of music. Just because Miles Davis played a shitload of notes in an elitist genre (that used to be for the plebs in the '20s-'40s), it doesn't mean he's better than Grimes (or even more complex: Grimes' music is way more layered). Prove me wrong.
>>69480563
>Laughing
>Yet he still replies to anon, still defense waifu and uses """ironically""" smiles
Back to r/grimes and kill yourself faggot
>>69480405
It doesn't matter how many instruments you play but the quality of the music you make with them. And I highly doubt that you made something even 1/10 as good as the worst Grimes song.
>>69480449
Wonderful pic
>>69480613
gooby pls. my music is levels beyond what grimes does
/shit tw!ce to gr!mes/
Phil Collins
>>69481540
oh it's *on* actually, my bad
rae sremmurd, also known as the black beatles
Scott Walker
Grimes
Rip Rig & Panic
>>69481621
this is actually correct, saw grimes live 2 years ago and she was fucking trash, sounded like a grimes covered band
>Blixa Bargeld
>Kate Bush
>Gudrun Gut
>>69471907
young thugga la flare
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>>69481625
>sore losers that can't accept that grimes is the artist of the decade
fuck you
diana ross
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flavien berger
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samefaggot
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>>69480398
>ITT: People use pictures of Grimes to describe other artists
Pretty cool thread idea desu.
>>69482407
Except that dumbass is a Grimes hater. It's not the first time he posted these ones with the same filenames. Nice idea, but spoiled by a fuckwit.
Scianka
>>69482470
wow
>>69482442
>Except that dumbass is a Grimes hater.
>Lacking this much imagination
Perhaps at one time, but not anymore...
It's a "wow samefaggot" poster ITT with shopped threadshots.
Charles Manson
>this thread
>165 replies
>41 posters
why is grimes allowed
samefaggot
>>69483088
>why is grimes allowed
because she's the artist of the decade
Beethoven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hgVcNzvzY
Hopsin
jai paul
Foetus
Blood on the Dance Floor
The Rita
>>69482140
Maybe she isn't?
Phish
Ariana Grande
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A6iRGq24xQ
>>69486787
bewbs
Dj Khaled
john cena
the beetles
Alexander the Great
ac/dc
death grips :)
both Incubuses
Ween
band this thread is not about
Shia LaBoeuf
The Shoes.
ah, quit crying you buncha losers. lick your wounds in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MW_1btMwiw