Does /mu/ love their queen lauren mayberry? Fav chvrches song?
I think for as long as someone like her can play mid bill at Reading and not be bottled off the longer uk music is down the pan
Shame she makes such bad music
>lavren will never blow you a musical raspberry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVPj1oZk0PE
why live
>>69430617
chvurches sounds cool live, but their studio recordings are over produced
>>69430783
This meme needs to end. Its like hardly anyone listens to it. Catchy, easy to listen, while well mixed and upbeat in general synthpop. Literally dont get what to hate there. It's pretty fine.
>>69430617
Top tier: Gun, Keep You On My Side, Never Ending Circles, Strong Hand.
>>69430812
More of these vids please.
>>69431164
i don't think there's any more of her taking vocal lessons, but she endorses her coach here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lb5QmxzlsE
>this woman asks you for a selfie with kiss
what do?
>>69431303
only like this. and Iain is securing
>>69431303
what?
>>69431387
https://youtu.be/zbNlO6uSYc0?t=192
>>69430855
lowest common denominator trash
>>69431485
>I don't listen to pop music and basically a contrarian autist: the post
:^)
>>69430855
>>69431485
>>69431532
no time for bickering
we've got lavrens to post
>science and visions
>night sky
>>69430617
>tfw my fav CHVRCHES song is a mash-up
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-Cvr_21WwNDLUQxRmtJT0YxQVU/view?usp=sharing
>>69430617
Keep You On My Side is my favorite track.
Love that shit.
Also, I want to sniff Lauren's farts.
>>69430617
fuck you, niggers
>>69431485
>Self-illustrating post
>>69431633
"by the throat" is my fav by them .
I would fuck her in the throat if you know what I mean.
LAVREN!!
>>69431623
budgies are the fucking best
>>69430617
because of brandon I've fallen in love with her too.
>>69432832
anon!
>>69430617
i just wish I could have her in my arms tonight. I've had such a shitty day.
>>69433413
Come here, Anon. *hugs*
>>69433402
JUNKIE EYES
give me the bones of...
what you believe
maybe they'll save you...
>>69434039
r.i.p. polka dot dress
from me
will I be the strong hand...
keeping you safe
Does her sparkly eye shadow makeup make anyone else's dick solid as fucking steel? I love it.
She doesn't have any nasty tats either, does she? No ugly piercings; complete anti-trash.
or will I break you...
>>69434155
lavren is hella inked
in half...
>>69434189
i know its a joke but i wish her and brandon were actually going out
>>69434372
would it work?
>>69434484
With her touring and other shit, probably not. I'm just being real here. But who really knows.
>>69434531
would you quit your job and your old life for a new life on the road with lavren?
>>69434591
I thought about it for a good while to give you an honest answer and I have to say "yes".
I'd give any amount of monthly installments until I died just for video and audio feed of Lavren's toilet.
I don't see what the problem would be. She isn't touched, harmed or violated and I'd get a nice treat.
>>69430617
She literally looks like Finn Wolfhard
>>69430617
doesn't she hate 4chan?
>>69434919
Tsundere only makes me harder and more intent on violation.
>>69434864
You'd constantly be overshadowed by her, and no matter what'd you do you'd get the "it's only because of who his girlfriend is" accusation.
>>69434957
And in a lot of society it's seen as being pathetic to have your girl being the provider than it being the other way around.
>>69434957
>>69434968
not brandon but i want lavren to beat the shit out of me and humiliate me
>>69434957
true
>>69434968
also true but I'd try to not let it get to me
>>69435016
i want to hug her in her bravado show her that she's tough and that she owns me.
only to bend her shortly after and give her a nice rage fuck from behind
Lauren is for sexual.
>>69430617
i love lavren so much i'm crying ;_;
too bad she doesn't a benis, then she'd be perfect
>>69435509
Can't tell if serious.
i want lavren to treat me like the piece of shit i am
i want her to humiliate me so badly
>>69435509
nah her minge must be as perfect as the rest of her is. great looking, tight, and pink.
>>69435902
and definitively an innie
i dont see lavren having a roastie
>>69436417
Would you eat my cum out of it?
>>69436477
Uhm, no. Sorry.
>>69436489
Then you not belong here. Sorry.
LAURENS POTTY
>>69431343
iain is such a cuck
and martin too
they dont even got as far as touching her, i bet
>>69430617
the mother we share and strong hand are as close as they ever came to doing something worthwhile.
>>69436959
>not recover
>not KYBMS
>not circles
>>69431303
the only qt answer is:
uhm-I-would-we-don't-know... nouuu...
>>69431303
a feminist would probably be against women kissing, since men could sexualize this act
Only for loyal and polite anon
>>69430617
She literally sucks shit
>>69437824
Lauren, I...
>>69437919
*ejaculates haphazardly*
>>69436959
the mother we shares their worst imo
>>69438296
shut your whore mouth
and when it all fucks up...
you put your head in my hands
it's a souvenir...
for when you GO-O-O-Oh-oh
>>69438370
i want to put her hands in my solid package if you know what i mean
>>69438409
god I want her to qeeuf in my mouth
>>69438409
hmm, not really, anon.
but just in case be nice to Lauren. thank you
>>69438446
i know, i'd even bring a bag to try trap some of her air for later secsual gratification
love and sex.
>>69439418
for lavren.
>>69439418
>>69439431
flowers from all the world for Lauren
>>69430617
>Same fucking threads by the same fucking people with the same pics with the same replies every fucking day
Do you ever get tired of this? I genuinely want to know. Are you autists THIS obsessed/in love with such a mediocre artist?
>>69439588
Hide the thread, reddit.
I like her legs.
>>69439588
filter it and fuck off
it's more tiring that autists like you can't do a simple thing like that
I guarantee I love her more than any of you.
>>69438383
>that huge forehead
No wonder she wears her hair like she usually does.
>>69439863
lmao no
i'm the one that has made a huge number of these threads
the mother we share
then I imagine she's my sister
>>69439911
i wanna see what lavren's mum looks like
can you imagine lavren's face with a milf bod?
>>69438409
I want to take off that undershirt and SUCC her small breasts mmmmmm
>>69439950
Pathetic.
Lies is the shit
>>69440010
t. homosex
>ywn hold her
It hurts to live.
i want to fugg the lavren so badly oh my gooood
I want to stuff Lavren's mouth with cock, and be it only to make her stop talking.
>>69439774
me too
>>69439893
She's Scottish. Besides with fringe or not she's a top qt anyway.
https://streamable.com/ateo
I wonder if she likes metal
i want to knock this bitch the fuck out
>>69440802
yes
>>69440802
https://youtu.be/X0bXyhEKm-E?t=50s
>>69439774
they're so creamy
nevaforget
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/lauren-mayberry-leave-a-trace-trolling
>>69441058
typical reaction of a normal person to 4chan's degeneracy :^)
>>69439863
depends. what would you do to her anus?
> you will never ejaculate inside Lauren's mouth/arse/pussy
Just kill me famalama.
Fit lass.
>>69442212
>>69442402
Top voice too. I have to admit I have been hooked to listening to them the last couple of days, never thought I would fall in love with CHVRCHES.
>>69442441
Her voice is so pure, super sugary sweet, candy-glossed hyper cute and angelic innocent stellar beauty lovliness; I adore her when she's singing at high energy.
>>69442530
thanks anon
i luv u lavren my queen
my baby
>>69443277
>>69443277
watch it bro that's brandon's baby.
>>69443304
fuck off, Brandon
>>69443304
nah, they're not a thing anymore and brandon confirmed it.
lavren's back on the market baby
>>69443396
WHAT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
>>69443564
not long ago
brandon cheated with lavren with a cam bitch
i don't know what i would want to happen more: me marrying lavren, or me becoming lavren
>>69443396
Who's Brandon?
>>69443680
there's a lore more expansive than warhammer 40k with brandon and lavren
Why do you imbeciles always have to sexualize Lauren? She is a vibrant and lovely human being who deserves better than to be lusted after by a bunch of greasy ingrates sitting in their parents basements. If you say anything bad about Lauren I WILL END YOU.
>>69443704
Please tell me this legend.
>>69443727
Why do you consider sex a bad thing, you prude? It's not the nineteenth century anymore. We've progressed as a culture, and sexualizing a cutie pie like lavren is normal.
>>69443787
I. WILL. END. YOU.
>>69443622
he didn't really cheat on her. think it had to do with her scheduled and they had no time for each other so they split to not waste each others time anymore.
>>69443787
It's misogynistic and disgusting toxic masculinity
dating Lavren
>>69443845
female bodies don't carry any meaning. why does finding them beautiful carry such negative connotations?
>>69443839
that sounds more realistic
>>69443961
LIKE FUCKING BRANDON LOVE DATING LAUREN MAYBERRY IS?
>>69443987
they were dating
don't spread misinformation faggotron
>>69444025
show me proof
if they've really been together for two years there has to be a pic or something.
>>69443845
If finding someone beautiful is toxic then you wouldn't be here. Quit fucking around.
>>69444182
You think I'm fucking around with this Go to hell you sexist pig.
>>69444156
We're all honest people here, why would we lie to you?
Lavren would be the most fun to violate and corrupt into sexual depravity.
I love lavren
i WILL date this cutie
making her a degenerate this will be so fun
>>69444333
69 + triple trips WITNESSED
may kek bless you on this day
>>69444352
fucking great body
WIN.
>>69444444
:^0
>>69444444
GRIMESFAGS BTFO
I WANT MORE LAVREN WITH MORE BRAS
>>69444444
I'LL KEEP (YOU) ON MY SIDE
>>69444444
fuck yes, a win for lavrenfags
>>69444444
OH SHIT
>>69444495
is she pleasuring herself??
>>69444474
LESS BRAS I MEAN
>>69444322
Lovely picture, lovely singer. <3
>>69444508
of course. lavren is still waiting for someone to fully satisfy her
>>69444444
>>69444634
>>69444634
>>69444634
v i d e o
who the fuck is brandon?
i love lavren so much
>>69444730
hey lauren
>>69444730
Brandon, stop.
I want Brandon inside of me
>>69444669
Oh my god.
>>69444782
>>69442530
Kinda like Grimes.
>>69444912
No!
>>69444773
CALM DOWN LAUREN MAYBERRY
>>69444912
lol. fugg off grimesfag. you got your own thread
>>69444923
>after lurking lavren has developed a subconscious yearning for brandon
>tfw you'll never take the tube home from work on a rainy late October Friday evening, feeling mildly numb and full of ennui; "but it's ok, things could be worse" you say to yourself as you step out of your tube station, opening up your umbrella and taking a moment to stare at the hazy street lamps, random shops and tail-lights reflecting on the rainy streets; taking a moment to look at your watch, it's 6:07 pm, so you start walking to your flat, stopping on the way to your corner chip shop, the Ocean Fish Bars. you get the usual, large chips to share and two medium cods and scampi, picking up a can of Old Jamaica ginger root beer and an Irn Bru, you go out, saying cheers to Jermaine, he's a good lad even though he's missing two teeth from back in Nigeria. you keep walking home, misty rain in your face but it's ok, because soon you're home and you'll unlock the door and your qt Lavren gf runs and jumps in your arms, dressed in your burgundy hoodie, kissing you and almost not letting you say hi to her, she's noticing you got some takeaway she gets even happier, she was just about to text you that. she's chipper, having just finished a long assignment for her class. you have your fish and chips while you watch some Inbetweeners episodes and doing shit jokes about #bants and cheeky nandos. after that you dim the lights, put on a record she picked a while ago from a shop run by a and old hippie, lying on the floor, rain hitting the windows. the record ends and she draws a bath for the two of you. you enjoy your bath, looking hazy-eyed at eachother, faint smiles, resting your chin on her left foot, thinking that you've done this before, and yet, you're overwhelmed by a state of pure bliss and you realise, you're finally at peace with yourself. suddenly she breaks the 20 minutes long silence, saying the same thing. you feel deeply in love with her, being thankful that you approached that new, 1st year, shy girl at lunch.
>>69445116
you seriously need to get laid
>tfw you will never take a walk with Lauren on a snowy Sunday morning to the farmer's market and go home to make pancakes and do a crossword with her while snow falls outside but you're snuggling with Lauren on the couch in your comfy warm living room
lavren WILL be my gf at some point
>>69445215
No dude, she won't. She will never be any of ours :(
>>69445116
you should write RYM reviews
>>69445215
nah
>>69445176
I am.
Plugging random skanks sn't plugging the holes in my heart, senpai.
>>69445183
I would snuggle up with you on the couch babe :)
Post images of girls that look like Lavren!
>tfw you'll never be hanging around your small comfy apartment, on a mid-december evening, 11:27 pm, watching old episodes of Friends, cuddled under a huge woollen blanket, and you'd look out the window, noticing that it's snowing. you take her out, and you just walk slowly through the fresh pure snow, not a soul around the two of you, her clinging to you like a baby koala or some shit, not saying anything, just walking around in the first snow of the season, in that special winter quiet, under the orange sky. you feel her slowing you down, coming to a stop, and you notice a little tiny single tear running down her reddened cheek, and you'll never wipe that little tear off and you'll never kiss her forehead asking what's wrong and you'll never hear her say, in a quiet shaking voice "anon, i never thought I could feel like this again, with everything that happened before coming here, but you make me feel like home. i am home again.thank you"
>>69445317
uncanny
>>69445116
>tube station
Am I supposed to know what this unintelligible bong-speak is?
>>69445317
>>69445339
what a wee lavren
have a great big one
>>69445282
don't worry. pluggin a hole as big as lavren's love is not that easy
>>69444463
>Bragging about being the single-most repulsive open grouping of perverts on 4chan.
>>69445285
good
i would touch you all over
>>69445317
>>69445359
>>69445334
please be pasta
>>69445359
>>69445387
oooh teen Lavren
>>69445414
it is
>>69445414
Yeah, I samefag the same shit whenever I remember about mu and bump into a Lavren thread.
>>69445432
this is soild proof she lurks
>>69445215
fuck off i was here when her threads were about to die out
>>69445464
7kt confirmed it a while back too.
she is SO cute
>>69445727
dem leggies
i want to lick
>>69445495
fite me senpai i've been here for years and met her twice
>>69445828
What she like in real life?
>>69445869
i bet she's a real ice queen bitch
>>69445818
>>69445919
>>69445869
She's really sweet. We only talked about some real surface area stuff but I managed to make her giggle.
>>69445998
i want to make her giggle ;_;
>>69446063
she's probably funnier than me
Katz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MtfpId9VCQ
>>69444444
>>69446151
I don't think it's possible for a human being to be more adorable
>>69434103
>>69446063
Don't we all...
>>69447050
I want to put a baby in that tum tum of hers
>>69447110
>>69447217
>>69447292
at your service
Lauren is cute
i love her so much ;__;
>>69447831
we all love her bro
lavren represents all the good and love in the world
>>69448609
would she ride on the back of brandons moped?
Seriously who is Brandon?
>>69448827
Her ex and #1 superfan.
>>69448691
yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvD1QZ0hemk
>On the back of a motorbike
>With your arms outstretched trying to take flight
>leaving everything behind
>>69448855
I swear to god this fucking forum
>>69449101
ah
What does lavren want for Christmas?
>>69449483
A group of hung black bulls to gangbang her
>>69449483
For you to hold her and watch the snow fall with a hot toddy
>>69449498
n-no...
>>69449544
merry christmas, anon <3
I will take this by the throat and walk away
>>69449544
only old people drink tot
>>69450197
whiskey then, i think maybe like that cinnamon jack would be good. but fuck that fireball shit.
>>69450240
you have much to learn about the scotts
>>69450240
winter jack? it's ok not great. i'd rather spike egg nog or just drink str8 bourbon
>>69444444
nice
>>69450360
I wonder what lavren likes
>>69450709
the pride of her homeland
>>69451221
>tfw I'll never get shit tossed with lavren
bet she's a fun drunk.
>>69452308
She & her bandmates frequently brag about how they go out despite their festival obligations
Be honest: who is better musically, Lauren or Grimes?
>>69452439
lavren
>>69452673
who would love more?
Laveren or grimes?
>>69452737
laurens love would be pure, and true.
>>69430617
I only like two of their songs: Tether & You Caught The Light.
>>69452439
lavren :)
Muh Neoteny
>>69452439
Grimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQky5t3vxM&t=11s
>>69453143
good post, have a lavren
What a slag.
SEE THE WAY we all run
big fat tits
>>69455979
Wha?
>>69455979
boi i wish
>>69456417
sorry Lauren, it just made me kek
>>69456417
>>69456536
idk that i'd be ok with big titted lavren honestly. she's so small, it'd be weird
>>69456564
>>69456564
i wish there were proper footage of lavren at a drum kit. her bf/gf recordings suggest she was at least decent at it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMuQhm4HkRk
>>69456588
Unf
>>69456097
fucking bubbly norks
>>69456666
fookin quads
>>69456887
fookin quacks
https://streamable.com/9acd
>>69456999
fookin trips
what is this clip from tho ;_; it's adorable
>>69457045
https://streamable.com/3k7m
https://youtu.be/Wwq-NPCY2g0
>>69457120
thank you :')
I hope she gets raped and someone record it to post in the internet
>>69457120
>https://streamable.com/3k7m
that's a fuckin sweet tune dude
>>69457217
hope you die of cancer before you see it
>>69457217
>>69457249
Aha! So you assume that you would like to watch it too?
rat tat tat tat
never hesitate to put a nigga on his back
>>69457314
Lauren is a sweet angelic flower, she not deserve being reaped by some dirty combine.
i'm writing a novel called "lavren and the shit red tambourine"
>>69457677
Are you planning to tell us what happened to her wrist?
>>69457758
oh fuck she's hurt
noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69457788
i know. if i were her bf i'd cover her hand with healing kisses
>>69445116
Fuck this one got me.
may berry
>mfw lavren is not my gf
>>69458986
regret
>>69458986
>>69457045
/thread
ITT: thirsty AF manchildren who could car less about the music and just want to fuck the lead singer
>>69459897
...while her bandmates are already fucking it
>>69459897
>tripfaggot
>thinks his """opninon""" matters
:^)
>>69434189
fucking god tier song
i love you lavren
Iain and Martin <3 Lavren
post lavrens cute smelly feets
>>69460695
Th-they are NOT smelly!
>>69460695
>>69461119
I sniff my qt boyish feet right now, but think about her
over 3000 chvrches live pictures from the 'every open eye' tour - https://mega.nz/#!51820agT!q9Xl8xmBwP9QxupLIZ3rMqr9AVZ6pFJhITENrXhl6Hw
>>69461175
bless you my man
>>69461175
3000?!
>>69461159
post feeties ;3c
>>69461159
>>69461328
That file name. Jeez.
LAAAVVvvvvRrEEeeeeeNNNNNn
>>69430617
you are all so fucking pathetic
>>69461897
fuck you faggot
>>69461328
any sole pics?
>>69459897
I actually like their music, but In reality there's no way lavren would go for a goober like me.