ITT: We predict italian pedo man's scores for 2016 (and

who cares
shit thread

>>69367956
If he's such a great critic why does he only rate terrible pop music?

>>69367956
Divers will be 6
The rest he won't even bother to rate

>>69367974
(not true, by the way)

>>69367974
>If he's such a great critic why does he only rate terrible pop music?

What the fuck are you talking about? I can't think of another music critic who has reviewed as many obscure/bizarre albums.

He has a million reviews and is known as an oddball contrarian. You could not be more wrong in every way.

>>69367974

IMBLYINK

>>69368036
go to bed scaruffi

>>69367956
mostly agree but

painting with 5/10
teens of denial 4/10
Blackstar 3/10
Avalanches 6/10

>A Moon Shaped Pool, 6.5/10

he fucking hates Radiohead lmao

>>69368353
this.

plus, a moon shaped pool is easily Radioheads most boring album, and it makes a close second for their most pretentious.

>>69368498

if tkol isnt first you're probably autistic

anyway if he gives swans anything lower than an 8 im going to cut myeslg

Vulnicura - 6/10
Art Angels - 5/10
Bottomless Pit - 5/10
Blackstar - 4.5/10

blurryface - 9/10

>A Moon Shaped Pool: 0/10
>Blackstar: -12/10
>The Glowing Man: 2/10 (Amazing!)

Final Thoughts: When will Faust release a new album?

art angels will be his first 10

>>69369978
lol
it's gonna be bottomless pit

He has a reputation for being one of the most prolific music critics ever, yet he has barely reviewed anything in the past couple years. Lazy hack desu imho.

>>69367956
whos reviews are these?

>>69370380
maybe he's so disappointed with music today that he cannot get himself to write anything on it

>>69370380
He said he has thousands of albums in the backlog, and he takes his time and care deciding what to write about an album.

>Divers: 7.5/10
>Skeleton Key: 7/10
>To Pimp a Butterfly: 7/10
>Atrocity Exhibition: 7/10
>We Got It From Here... Thank You 4 Your Service: 6.5/10
>Blond: 6.5/10
>Art Angels: 6/10
>The Glowing Man: 6/10
>Bottomless Pit: 6/10
>Carrie & Lowell: 6/10
>Vulnicura: 6/10
>Teens of Denial: 5.5/10
>A Moon Shaped Pool: 5/10
>Wildflower: 5/10
>Coloring Book: 5/10
>Honeymoon: 5/10
>The Life of Pablo: 5/10
>Currents: 5/10
>Blackstar: 4.5/10
>Garden of Delete: 4/10
>Panting With: 4/10
>22, Million: 4/10

>>69368668
He has to take his time to figure out a new excuse as to why he doesn't like late Swans. He used to say "It's not as scawwy as their early work!" but The Glowing Man isn't trying to be hard.