> oh anon we heard you play the guitar, come and play us a

>>69263316
WONDERWALL XDDDDD

Fracture or Blue Thunder

>>69263316
King of carrot flowers part 1

>>69263316
Anything mathcore

What a baeutefull face I have found in this place

>>69263316
Stand by me

It's the only thing I can play half decently and everyone generally knows it and likes it.

>>69263316
WORLD OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
ITS GONNA OPEN OUR EYEEEES UP

Oxygen - Early Version

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>Hi, I'm Colin and I'm MIKE!...We're from Behold The Arctopus.....we're going to play... Alcoholocaust, from Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning

the bull of heaven entire discography

Mayhem - Life Eternal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUrVtR4HrAY

Float On by Isaac Brock and the Modest Mice

Christmas music, so that way they won't ask again on Christmas

>>69263391
You should play I won't back down to appear more patrish

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>>69263600

>mfw I realized this crummy fuck is the bassist of reunion era Gorguts

Under the bridge. Its an easyish song that every knows and it impresses people qhen you play it

>>69263316
Shower - Becky G (acoustic)

Shit load of blink songs

>>69263316
G EM C D

>>69264275
This. Snow too.

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>>69263316
Who are you guys and what have you done with my """"""""""white"""""""""" mexican family

>>69263316
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t0LNxb5lHs

Tornado of Souls solo or beat it.

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https://youtu.be/eBxUCDcm3mw

Absolutego

I don't. I tell them I sprained my wrist and go home to get drunk and cry

>>69263316
Necrophagist - Stabwound

>>69263682
underrated

HE CAME TO ME WITH MONEY IN HIS HANDS

Enter Sandman

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https://youtu.be/0RXX0Gc2wcs

I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK
I GOT I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK

>>69263316
Roy Harper - I Hate the White Man

Say fuck that, bust out the harp and lay down a slick Only Skin performance

Milton Nascimento - San Vicente

american tune by andrew jackson jihad

>>69263316
I would play and sing (no one wants to hear you shred)
Story I Heard -- Blind Pilot
Simple folk, very simple harmonically.
Sounds good but it would be unfamiliar to them. That's how you win a normcore crowd.

who let the dogs out

>>69263600
probably the most patrician band of all time

>>69263316
El Choclo, arrangement by Dyens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJYm0qVIhFI

>>69263316

Okay

This is..

huh


Waow


>RAAAHARAAARHAAAAHA

Anal Cunt - Haha Holocaust

Two Headed Boy pt II, not memeing

>>69263316
the number of the beast

>>69268478
anyone can play that shit. but can you sing it?

>>69264878
snow is hard as fuck to learn though. i don't even like rhcp yet i'm still impressed by that riff

I played my own fingerstyle arrangements of Yesterday, What A Wonderful Word, Careless Whisper, and Piano Man

And then it got awkward when they all tried to request songs I've never attempted before, so I just improvised shit for awhile

>>69263316
Back in high school something like that happened to me and I played the riffs to Under the Bridge, I Could Have Lied, and Come Alive by the Foo Fighters. Christ being in front of people sucks though. And that family is rather ugly desu.
>>69265543
Good shit

>>69268642
I think they look average.

>>69268701
Most of the guys look alright imo, not the women.

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>>69263600

bro-gressive metal is the worst of all genres

>>69269690
No it's not. And Behold The Arctopus is more avant-garde/experimental than progressive, anyway

>>69263355
>blue thunder
Play one Galaxie song and you've played them all

Anything with a capo because for some reason, capos impress people who don't know how to play guitar

>>69268582
are you
>implying
that Jeff fucking Mangum has some kind of unattainable vocal ability?

>>69264871
IT WAS THE MONSTER MASH

Probably Hallelujah or some Elliott Smith as I think both deserve some thought or notice.
>What song is that?
>Isnt that from Shrek?

>>69265525
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

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I'd play and sing the middle section from Paranoid Nadroid until everyone kills themselves out of sheer agony.

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>>69263316
>guitar strumming
>he's gonna take you back to the past

>>69266868
great band for sure.

>>69264871
Mah nigga

>>69269897
Fuck yeah

I'd probably play Waltz #2

>>69263316
I've had this happen. I was 13 and just got a mexi-strat for my birthday. At a family event I was asked to show it to some relatives but was then goaded into playing a song. I completely froze. It was fucking mortifying.

>>69263316
waiting for my man

pretty chill and I sound 100% like Lou

>>69269874
yes actually i tried singing that song and it's pretty hard

>>69268604
>i don't even like rhcp yet
Yet? So you're working up to liking them by listening to other shit bands?

I jump on the table and stomp all over it kicking the food and drinks over everyone and punching people in their faces

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>>69271179
i sound a little like Lou too but i cant play this because my family already thinks im gay

>>69271271
rude

>>69271287
I don't play no fucking guitar
So I just have to spazz the fuck out and go chimp mode

Sandmonster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2RBJwHyiQk

>>69270023
this desu

I actually play the drums, but I can throw something together for you guys if you want

Then I proceed to dick around playing a shitty drum solo for a minute. Plebs love John bonham solos

plug in my fuzz and my reverse delay, put the volume at "jet engine" and play "To Here Knows When" and no one will ask you to play again

I would probably play "the bends," or "high and dry" by radiohead though.

>>69263342
FUCKING KEK

>>69271256
read the post again

https://youtu.be/xuTa-ziHCGo?t=12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzIMKa2HvgY
Skip to 3:29

>>69263316
*dut* *dut* *dut* *dut* WWROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW WWROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW