ITT: We come up with the stupidest idea for a genre we can think

VaporSka

It's like nightcore but trap

>>69007810
I don't think we're going to beat this

Post-Ska
Industrial Ska
Skagaze
Progressive Ska
K-Ska
Ska Fusion
Nu-Ska
Ambient Ska
and the list goes on...

Classical Vaporwave

Fartronic

Post Rock

>>69007798
>We come up with the stupidest idea for a genre we can think of
okay
>and make it a thing
fag
>>69007810
>>69007973
vaporwave isn't a genre in real life

Noise Surf

Progressive hip hop. And I don't mean 'Wu-Tang meets King Crimson', but a hip hop artist pushing the boundaries of the genre in terms of intricate song structures, sampling, lyricism, long tracks... Inb4 dälek.

>>69007798
Vaporcountry

hip-hop made completely out of samples of vocal tics

Post-Jangelpop

>>69008108
Danny, Meme Grips, Anticon

inb4 meme rap

>>69008170
Vape nation?

>>69007798
Deep internet

>>69007810
/thread

Everybody pack their things and go home now

Roots music from 30's and 40's screwed and chopped

/mu/core

>>69007810
Some get a bandcamp up and make us some Vaporwave made of slowed down Prince Buster, The Selecter and Reel Big Fish records. We're forcing this until Pitchfork notices and it becomes 8.4 Best New Genre

>>69007810
what the fuck would this even sound like?

Pop noir
Armenian primitivism
Post-impressionist chant
Polka funk
Space folk
Xylophonic crunk
Surrealist waltz
Ghettodrone
3rd trimester breakbeat
Impressionist no-wave
Wavecore
Free disco
Chamber trance
Orchestral techno (DJ Spooky's Ice Music might fit this)
Wizard romanticism
Expensive improvisation
Enslaved improvisation
Art EDM (any style)
Freegrind
UPPERCASE (not wall noise)
Freak funk
Grindfunk
Violincello'n'Bass

>>69008509
Either Madness but slowed down 800% or vapourwave with staccato guitar

Dubschecking

>>69007798
Progressive shit-core

>>69008577
Damn...

>>69008509
let's find out:
>>69008583

>>69008600
I see my genre is catching on.

I'm releasing my first single soon, it's called a Pair of 1s

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>>69008612
So close.

>>69008577
>>69008600
really makes you check...

Tripschecking

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>>69008577
>>69008600

Industrial Ragtime

Martial Surf

Fudge Metal

>>69007798
music to get drunk to

>>69007798
Neo-Classic Rock

>>69008577
>>69008600
>>69008744
czech'd
>>69008872
>>69008935
Legitimately good

Yawn-Core
You know like people... yawning