Grimes
>Ugly
>Shitty voice
>Generic boring music
>never had billboard 100 success
>unlikeable cunt
>Hairy armpits and yellow teeth
Marina
>Old, Wrinkly, looks like shit for 31
>Garbage sellout music
>has always been ugly but somehow managed to get even uglier
>never had billboard 100 success
>Is a sellout
>unlikeable cunt
>Hairy armpits,mustache and has facial hair
>literally the biggest cuck in female music
>looks like a tranny
Lauren
>Saggy flat tits
>Ugly face
>SJW Cunt
>hates /mu/
>never had billboard 100 success
>is racist against white people
Annie Clark(St. Vincent)
>Lesbian Dyke
>Literally no tits
>literally no ass
>guitars sound like autotuned farts
>doesn't even sing just talks over her garbage guitars
>never had billboard 100 success
Sky Ferreria
>Man face
>fucked up heroin whore
>Man Voice
>never had billboard 100 success
>monotone boring Voice
Charli XCX
>Ugly, Fat, Smelly
>Half Indian so half poo
>posts and talks about taking shits and pisses
>Shitty obnoxious Voice
>Is a whore
>only has a career because of Iggy Azealia
Joanna Newsom
>sounds like an autistic Grandma
>looks like a wrinkly twelve year old
>shitty autistic lyrics
>Maried to Andy Samberg
And then we have Beyoncé
>Hot as fuck, looks like 20 at 35
>big tits big ass
>#slays
>Is Queen
>tremendous billboard 100 success
>Amazing Voice, can sound cute and threatening at the same time
>Is a strong women and is actually strong and doesn't just pretend to be
>BTFO /pol/ and /mu/ with ez
>Everyone exept for fat ugly neckbeard losers like her
YOU WAKE UP
FLAWLESS
>>69003338
Lana Del Rey
>Perfect
>>69003362
who?
>>69003362
who?
>>69003362
literally who?
>>69003362
lana del who?
lorde has a new album coming guys
>>69003435
another one? i though useless was enough for one year
WE
>>69003338
Lol nice copypasta
>>69003338
>Sky Ferreria
>>Man face
>>fucked up heroin whore
b-b-but that's the best part
>>69004013
muh dick
At least they are not niggers
>>69004488
/thread
>>69003338
yasssssss
>>69003338
>Beyonce is better than Marina
LOL!
Loreena McKennitt
>Old and wise
>Sings beautiful classic Celtic folk tunes
>produces her own music (Beyonce had 63 writers and producers on just one album. How much of a hack can one person be?)
>lovely voice
>pic related, Beyonce bowing before her queen, Loreena
>>69004715
She literally the biggest cuck in female music
> Ruins 10/10 looks to look like a lesbian skeleton
> Ruins great voice with smoking
> Ruins reputation by selling out
> Fails to sell out
> Builds a paper thin fanbase of gays and tumblrites
> Upsets fanbase by not making a repeat album and sharing a triggering photo
> Gets literally cucked by industry friends ellie goulding and charli
> Puts years of work into an album about putting fruit on her head and it still Flops
> Even her Husband's band is more Succesfull than her
> Cuts her hair and looks like a Tranny version of Lord farquaad and Elliot Rodger
> bandwagons memes and SJW trends to gain relevancy and fails at that as well
> has been doing this for seven years and her career still hasn't started
> is 31 now
> Is always cringy and even her autistic fans have told her to stay off social media unless it's music related
>>69003338
Tay>Beyonce
>pop (((((artists)))))
lmao
>>69003338
>Hot as fuck
>big tits big ass
Except she is a nigger/monkey so that is not relevant at all
Also
>tremendous billboard 100 success
Shitty bait
>>69004013
>>69004078
sky is qt
Lauren
>Ugly face
>>69003362
Isn't Del Rey some food stuff?
>>69004013
ew what the fuck
How big is Beyonce's penis?
>>69006403
He's not wrong. Also, feminist.
>when 4 people need to write one shit song