ITT: cringe story thread >doing presentations in music appreciation

>in a music theory class
>there's two "metalheads" a fat one with a shitty beard and one with dyed hair and extremely tight jeans
>think they're hot shit, always trying to correct people, but yet they struggl with stuff like intervals
>a kid I'm friends with is talking to them and says he doesn't really like metal
>they ask him what he does like
>he says he likes stuff like synthpop and downtempo
>they recommend he listens to Bullet for My Valentine and Sleeping with Sirens
The fat one talks about Babymetal a lot too

Also one time I had to do an ensemble performance with my traditional drumming class
>doing a Samba Reggae
>Me and some girl are on the Surdou, but they were actually just a bass drum from a kit, but we work with what we got
>everybody else is on djembe, except for my friend
>he chose to play the Caixa, which is a snare drum
>all he had to do was sixteenth notes with an accent on the third sixteenth not of the beat
>he does okay for a while, but eventually, he fucks up
>and if the caixa fucks up, we all fuck up
>it was a disaster, and my brazillian professor was very upset that we ruined the rhythm that inspired him to become a drummer
Then we did kakilambe, but that went well

>non music major taking world music survey
>I've tought myself guitar and bass so I'm not completely incompetent
>we start doing this african thing with polyrhythmes
>think it was agbacur or something
>I don't know how to spell it
>It's not important anyway
>actual music major kid from my dorm floor is struggling hard
>ask him what he thinks of the class on the wat back to the dorms
>"I don't get why they make up shit to justify shitty african music that doesn't have a proper rhythm
>sophomore music major
>he doesn't understand/comprehend polyrhythmes

>>68995232
Tbh i dont either, but then again I'm not a music major.

>>68995232
>sophomore music major
>already saw through the meme
holy shit this dude is going places

>>68994583
>Bullet for My Valentine and Sleeping with Sirens are metal

YOU are the cringe here, motherfucker.

FUCK OFF and DIE.

>>68997744
>reading comprehension
They listen to stuff that's actually metal you goofy boy. The cringe is that THEY thought hat those bands were metal

This isnt super cringey but who cares
> music appreciation class in high school
> me and 3 class mates a have to make a song on garage band to present in front if class at the end of the week
> we just use my friends magic box to smoke in the back room of the class(closed off from the rest)
> find out some of the kids set up super smash bros back there, just play that the whole time
> a week later its out turn to present
> fuckthisshitis50%ofourgrade.jpg
> we play the precorder beats on garage band and our ipads randomly to seem like were playing something
> everyone thinks were amazing and doesnt realize whats really happening
> A+

>>68997873
Fuck im drunk that made no sense

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>>68997744
CHEQUE'D

>>68994116
>music appreciation class
I already lost

>>68997744
I get that this thread is mostly just highschool students but atleast pass primary school before you do this shit

>>68997744
You're retarded

>>68997873
dude that isn't cringe, smash bros and ganja in the sealed off section of the music room?
That's fuckin' awesome

>>68994116
>music appreciation class
Is this some American thing? It sounds absolutely horrible.

>be in my bedroom listening to spooky black
>school mate comes in
>"turn off this sad music anon. we still need to do our group work in english."
>I tell her to get out and let me rest
>she lays beside me and we fall asleep together

>>68999235
it's cringy that you posted this so I guess it fits

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> taking first semester music theory
> professor is a badass, super knowledgeable and passionate
> fat autist know it all sits in the back correcting him the whole time
> literally has his hand down his pants as he's doing it
> proudly states "I know more about music than all my classmates"
> some tumblr chick replies "then why are you in music 1"
> class does a collective OOHHH
> autist btfo
> he actually starts crying silently in the corner
He shut the fuck up after that

>>68999277
yea

>>68999292
I bet he browses /mu/ and forces himself to listen to avant-garde