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>has gf over to spend the night
>cooks her dinner
>she loves it
>everything is going great
>we're both in the mood
>I take her to my room
>things are moving quickly
>we start feeling each other up
>I pause
>Hold on just let me get comfortable here...
>Mmm, okay, babe...
>slips on my ol' Trout Mask
>leans up closely to her sensually
>MY SMILE IS STUCK! I CANNOT GO BACK TO YOUR FROOOWWNLAAAND!
>E-excuse me?
>A SQUID EATING DOUGH IN A POLYETHYLENE BAG IS FAST AND BULBOUS!
>What?
>GOT ME?!
>N-no.
We haven't spoken since.
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did you bake her a hair pie so you could touch her hair pie
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I fear that listening to this album will awake schizophrenia in me
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>>68941330
NEON MEATE DREAM OF A OCTAFISH
>>68941333
THAT'S RIGHT, THE MASCARA SNAKE
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>>68941333
listen to it you fool
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>he listens to bush recordings
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>>68941333
you know you're really here by yourself and we're all just alternate perspectives arguing about who's really in control of your psyche
GIMME DAT OLE TIME RELIGION
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Who wins in a fight, Captain Beefheart or The Mascara Snake?
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>>68943019
Beef needs to drink pepsi in order for the snake to appear
so as long as he can contain his ever-loving, undying, insatiable thirst for fizz beefy wins
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>>68943019
I think it all depends on who's faster and more bulbous.
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COME OUT TO SHOW DEM COME OUT TO SHOW DEM COME OUT TO SHOW DEM COME OUT TO SHOW DEM
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>>68941292
She's too much for your mirror desu senpai
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>>68943166
What does that even mean?
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ELLA GURU
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>>68945085
DACHAU BLUES DACHAU BLUES
THOSE POOR JEWS
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