what is the most inaccessible album ever created? It doesn't

Necrophagist - Epitaph

>>68891408
how is epitaph inaccessible?

Gonna kill myself if that campaign is real

>>68891480
it is

an album of complete silence

>>68891486
alright

Metal Machine Music

>>68891491
literally the most accessible thing in existence
try again

>>68891567
no, imagine, the brain after an hour or so of no-sound (and i mean, completely completely in silence) starts to get crazy, literally crazy

>>68893089
explain deaf people

probably something by passenger of shit but some people seem to get massively into that right away

will never make sense to me

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>>68891404
What's your definition of inaccessible cause I can think of a lot of "tough" albums that still have a large following.

>>68891503
I love that album for some strange reason

>>68893483
that albums pretty fucking accessible, just the covers offputting

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Not sure if it's this album but they made one who runs for 86 300 000 000 years long

>>68893548
Anyone have a download link?

Buyer's Market. For actual music, The United States of America.

that's bad for dyslexia

>inb4 TMR

>>68893089
>complete silence

right because everybody has a completely soundproofed room right

>>68894869
0/10

>>68893089
it doesnt though? i mean if you were in complete sensory deprivation maybe but its not like deaf people go crazy

>>68891404
If it was the most inaccessible, then I wouldn't be able to access it, would I?

>>68894869
:)

>>68891404
wtf is dabbing for dyslexia?

i have it and it isn't as bad as everyone thinks. It's kind of like being in a wheelchair but for words so you're used to it and are able to function, but everyone else is all like "you poor soul" like fuck off mate, I can read just fine after I figure out which words are on the page.

The Captains of Beefhearts - Trouting my Masked Replicas

>>68896085
Is this a joke?
The first time I heard this album I had no knowledge of free-jazz and little knowledge of blues
and yet I still ended up liking it

>>68896085
>tmr
>>68894925

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Once Upon A Time In Shaolin

>>68896046
naw dude, you misread it says "BAD for Anorexia"

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>>68893538
Wasn't really using the album as an example really it's just the first off putting thing I found on my computer.

>>68893548
he big

>>68896497
this album is exponentially more accessible the longer you've gone without showering and the more rips your jeans have

radiohead

It depends on what you consider "music." There are thousands of albums with all sorts of random noises out there, since it's so easy to make them. I could record a 5-hour album consisting of weird mouth noises right now.

https://wavelength2.bandcamp.com/album/the-silent-age
The shitiest thing on this universe.

>>68896617
i have vocal tics (not swearing), i should make an album out of those

passenger of shit

>>68896716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxhfgsOu5Gk

>>68896085
good album, yet I can't agree that it's inaccessible

>>68896681
do it
bandcamp or it didn't happen

>>68896632
>https://wavelength2.bandcamp.com/album/the-silent-age
>The shitiest thing on this universe.

What, sachiko M did basically this on her album bar m and her album is worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5dL-xmPJEc
the only thing less accessible than bar m, is the fact that song song is entirely mono, never having 2 tones playing at the same time. But the extreme lenght of bar m songs make up to that

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>>68896532
This comment made me crack up anon thanks for the laugh

>>68896780
does calling inaccessible albums accessible make you feel smart?

>>68896617
>>68896681
please do this and share the soundcloud. ill listen

>>68896632
>https://wavelength2.bandcamp.com/album/the-silent-age
hey this is actually pretty fucking good
downloaded

>>68896769
hahahaha is that u

>>68896332
I fef'd

>>68896815
it's actually good to me
if it doesn't sound good to you, then it doesn't have to sound bad for me, faggot

Counting music that took great effort to make, I'd say Stalaggh - Misanthropia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br5tyuEUBWE

The creators had access to an asylum, and the screams were from patients that agreed to appear in it. Must'a been a bitch to mix and master just right.

>>68896855
im so prolific and busy from interviewing all this music

>>68896926
> Stalaggh - Misanthropia

A thing I dont get about this band.
They tell they needed mental patients because black metal singers pain is not real, so their scream is not real.
The thing is, why not let the mental patients do the noise parts too?

Its like those shitty tv shows where they try to find the best singer ever to make an album, but them dont make a contest between the musicians

>>68896833
there is a lot of stuff like this already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_ykkabKbx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaWFxjwcJm4

>>68896918
if you show that album to the average person, how would they react? that's how you determine whether an album is inaccessible. your personal opinion is worth nothing.

>>68896977
You'd need a musician to turn it into music. The mental patients were like instruments, not musicians. It's like saying "They say they needed pianos to have a tonal percussion sound, but why not make the pianos do the distorted overdrive guitars too?"

>>68896681
I'm the scatman

>>68896934
its a tough job but someone gotta do iyt

>>68897020
>The mental patients were like instruments, not musicians.
They said they dont call themself musicians or what they did music.
On interview they literally did that the point of all this is to make people suicide.