itt last song you fucked your gf to this >https://www.yo

now accepting applications for someone to be my bf

>>68887794
Let's go bb
>5'11"
>brown hair
>brown eyes
>not that muscular but I have a big dick ;)
>wear glasses
>wicked sense of humor

>>68888021
post waifu

2bad i don't fuck clowns, im more a mime guy

They Dated Steadily - Mink Mussel Creek

were cool as shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUWtETbUs4k

>you will never be raped by the frontman of some noisy, trashy band that he later leaves to be the frontman of a band that becomes famous
Why even live? Why isn't there some black market for virgins who just want to be used and abused?

>>68888251
>C R A I G S L I S T

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>>68888251
I blame mainstream media

the only thing that separates a 4chan user from the general population is his or her media consumption habits.

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OUT OUT OUT

GET OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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>>68887794
Please take me, I would love you deeply for a few months before becoming disillusioned and distancing myself from you. I would ignore texts and calls for days on end sometimes and be completely melancholy and expressionless when I'm with you after the first few months.

But I'll also tell you all about what movie I'm really into recently and its moral and philosophical backgrounds until you get so tired of hearing about it you scream

>>68888265
I'm too socially awkward for that, I can't handle all that talking around the issue...I just want to get fucked, I don't want to talk to anyone, preferably I'd even just wear a bag over my head to avoid eye contact

>>68888289
I don't think it's fair to really place all the blame on media consumption habits. But we live in a corporate culture, corporate media, corporate government. Don't get me started please.

Consume, more make-up, more sex, more money, more money, more make-up, faster cars, more violence, more money. No, don't take a break. Keep going till you don't want a break. Here's a free line, don't worry it's on me.

>>68888327
>tfw you realize all these things improve quality of life
People that live consumerist lifestyles report higher subjective well-being on average, especially if they are incredibly vapid and of a higher social status. This phenomenon is reported globally. Capitalism increases prosperity and happiness and no matter how stupid it sounds you can't argue against it

>>68888343
As for the coefficients on the other variables in
the final equation, the changes are material only
on those variables – especially freedom and
generosity – that have the largest impacts on
positive affect. Thus we can infer first that
positive emotions play a strong role in support
of life evaluations, and second that most of the
impact of freedom and generosity on life evalua-
tions is mediated by their influence on positive
emotions. That is, freedom and generosity have
a large impact on positive affect, which in turn
has an impact on life evaluations. The Gallup
World Poll does not have a widely available
measure of life purpose to test whether it too
would play a strong role in support of high life
evaluations. However, data from the large
samples of UK data now available do suggest
that life purpose plays a strongly supportive role,
independent of the roles of life circumstances
and positive emotions

http://worldhappiness.report/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2015/04/WHR15.pdf

celibacy gang. we ain't ever having sex. pull up 2 the function w absolutely zero hoes. all we care about is friendship

>>68888365
Basically, knowledge as old as the hills.

Greed doesn't lead to a happy life.

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Not really sex, but I facefucked my gf today while pic related was playing. was okay

>>68888322
make friends with the glory hole

>>68888343
Stop being so depressing. We're trying to talk about the sex we're not having.

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>>68888372
lmao

>>68888316
what the fuck, are you me
we'd probably make for a completely disastrous couple

>>68888379
I can't go into a bar or anywhere that there's people. And I don't know how to do anything, I've only ever seen one naked adult in like fifteen years and it's because we shared the same hospital room. I'm 24. I freak out when I have to hug someone...I really can't be doing the initiating in this sex business. I just want it to be done to me so I can feel like I matter.

Last thing I fucked my gf to was lurker of chalice.

>>68888405
get a dog

>>68888322
I want you, anon.

>>68888454
I wish

I don't have a recording of it, but her soft moans are music to my ears.

I have a gf and a bf. Last time with my gf was something by that rapper who was also an actor on community and last time with my bf was Sunday candy by chance the rapper.

>>68888645
>gay millenial "free spirit" polygamist degenerate has premarital sex with both partners to Jewish nigger "music"
Were gonna need a bigger helicopter

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>>68887794
do I fit the bill my lady

>>68887784
>last song
there was no first though

>>68888771
who said anything about being female ;)

>>68888766
I don't actually like rap that much, just both my partners do. My favorite artist is Warren Zevon. I do like chance tho.

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>>68888786
do I fit the bill my lord

>>68887784
DEATH GRIPS

>>68888832
SUB-ATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL

>>68887784
Wasn't my girlfriend but it is the last song I fucked to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8