>has Chloe over to spend the night
>cooks her dinner
>she loves it
>everything is going great
>we're both in the mood
>I take her to my room
>things are moving quickly
>we start feeling each other up
>I pause
>Hold on just let me get comfortable here...
>Mmm, okay, babe...
>slips on my ol' Trout Mask
>leans up closely to her sensually
>MY SMILE IS STUCK! I CANNOT GO BACK TO YOUR FROOOWWNLAAAND!
>E-excuse me?
>A SQUID EATING DOUGH IN A POLYETHYLENE BAG IS FAST AND BULBOUS!
>What?
>GOT ME?!
>N-no.
We haven't spoken since.
should of started with china pig. gets em wet errytime.
>I can't anon, very busy
i love this but am embarrassed by how much i relate to it hahaha
youd have to repeat it to her like 3 times before she gets it
>>68885501
Most underrated song on the album.
In other news, we just had this thread, can't you limit yourself to once a day, OP?
>>68885582
This is only the second time I've posted this. I posted it earlier in the "qt shoegaze gf xDD" thread. I'm also pretty bored.
>>68885470
That fucking gif is amazing. What's the context?
>>68885470
>thought I was alone at home
>started playing TMR on my notebook speakers
>mom comes in my room
>THOOSE POOR JEWS
>STILL CRYIN BOUT THE BURNING BACK IN WORLD WAR TWO'S
>"anon what the fuck?! are you listening to a nazi song? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU (she's a jew btw, i'm half jew)
>stormed out of my room
>she told my father i'm a nazi
>he had to come home to calm her down
>my mom didn't speak to me for like a week
>>68885572
underrated post right here
>>68885926
>>68885572
KEK
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>>68885470
source on this 10/10 gif?