ITT: We modify the phrase "here's the thing about Freddie,

here's the thing about bach, the man had some serious pipes

here's the thing about jim morrison the man had some serious crack pipes

>>68879991
Hers's the thing about Mario, the man had some serious pipes.

here's the thing about John Zorn, the man had some serious pipes

here's the thing about Freddie, the man had some serious holes

here's the thing about john holmes, the man laid some serious pipe

here's the thing about Freddie, the man had some serious AIDS

>>68879991
Here's the thing about Death Grips, the man had some serious pipes

here's the thing about Efrim, the man had some serious gy!be

Here's the thing about lemmy, the man had some serious cancer

Here's the thing about Jeff. The man had some seriously strange sexual desires. He had a hard boner for Anne Frank. He wrote worrying songs. And his stage presence was only matched by Adolf Hitler. Seriously, watch them play Ruby Bulbs and then watch a video of the Nuremberg rallies. We had better thank our lucky stars Jeff didn't go into politics or he would have saved all the Jews. But Neutral Milk Hotel as a whole had a brilliant dynamic. It wasn't just the Jeff Mangum backup band. They all made huge creative contributions to what made Queen what it is. Yes, Jeff wrote every one of their songs, but Julian Koster could play some wicked saw solos.
Other bands like the Olivia Tremor Control for instance were not like that. The Olivia Tremor Control was basically just a The Beatles cover band. Neutral Milk Hotel was this perfect storm of pedophilia, and Jeff was the face of it all, the delicious man on top of an underage dead Jewish girl. He was the ambassador that allowed the amazing talent of obsession that was Neutral Milk Hotel to be brought onto our Crosleys. He was the prism that focused the lazer beams from the brains of Jeff, Jeff 2, and Julian (mini Jeff), and amplified them until they were powerful enough to blow our minds out through our ear holes. Yes, he was the most insane front man who ever lived, hands down.

>all these redditors who don't know the full pasta
RIP /mu/

>>68880618
The original is from reddit though, you fucking mongoloid.

>>68880672
>implying we arent on reddit right now

>>68880767
really stimulates you to cogitate

Here's the thing about Varg, the man had some serious gripes.

>>68880866
/thread

>>68880171
Just laughed out loud. Thanks for that.