/gg/

If your guitar says "Squier" on the headstock, you're a fucking LOSER


If your guitar says "Epiphone" and wasn't made in Kalamazoo you're a fucking LOSER


If your guitar says "Fender" on the front of the headstock but says "Made In Mexico" or "Made In Japan" on the back of the headstock you're a fucking LOSER


I don't care if you swapped out the pickups
I don't care if it was your first guitar
I don't care if it sounds "good" (it doesn't)
I don't care if you "like it" (you don't)
You are a LOSER


LOSER


If you claim to be a musician, and play one of these "guitars", you're a fucking LOSER


LOSER


I have more respect for the "musicians" posting on Soundcloud threads (check out this rap beat I copied but changed the tempo of using software) than any hipster faggot playing a god damned toy and pretending to be a guitarist. Why would anybody take you seriously when you're such a cheap and selfish LOSER that you can't even save up more than 300 dollars to buy a real guitar?

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Friendly reminder:

>>68711971
>Dude, playing music is the equivalent of furiously mashing button combinations on a video game controller!
>Check out this sick speedrun on YouTube!

Glory to the God of /gg/ shitposting.

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DON'T LIE TO ME, YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS PEDAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0K9Buib33A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENd6a3k-YyI

>>68714632
>shredding is now considered djent

>>68714651
that first setting is funky as fuck
I want one

tex-mex pickups suck.

thinking about switching to CS 69's.

y/n?

>>68714474
T. autism.

>>68714632
>shitposting
doesn't mean it isn't 100% true though

>>68714651
MXR phaser > this boutique meme

>>68714651
Well done, shill, I want one now.

>>68714692
Where is that stated?

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>>68714727
Not a meme. they both do different things.

Also the phaser mode here is controlled by the volume envelope of your playing, not the same as MXR phasers

>>68714762
>Buying pedals besides tuners compression reverb distortion volume boost and wah
o i am laffin

>>68714474
>rotten pasta
>>68714632
>stale pasta
>>68714651
>tripfag
>>68714762
>avatarfagging tripfag

wew, the thread's off to a good start

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>>68714787
Do you love at Kevin Shields from MBV?

>>68714758
That description could be stated for any shreddy wankers but the previous thread was bashing on extended-range guitars with lower strings. According to that logic, BTBAM are not a wankfest because they only use six-strings.

>>68714632
>Dude, playing music is the equivalent of furiously mashing button combinations on a video game controller!
>Check out this sick speedrun on YouTube!
this. perfectly summed up

>>68714810
I meant to write "Laugh" but for some reason i wrote "Love" instead

>>68714818
>That description could be stated
>could be
I'll repeat, where was that stated?

>>68714830
Probably a freudian slip ya buttpirate :^)

>>68714818
>but the previous thread was bashing on extended-range guitars
no dummy >>68695552. extended-range guitars were just part of the conversation. reading is hard though right?

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>>68714632
>>68711971
oh shit lmao

>>68714857
My point is that almost everyone in the previous thread was bashing ERG players for trying too hard to be technical rather than abusing the lowest string. It's bizarre that there's not even a single mention of tech-death.

>>68714908
I wouldn't even call it an aesthetic, it's dumb to even think about it. They're just home studio musicians who play metal. Just fuck off to /metal/ if you want to keep bashing on it because it's moving the goalposts from music theory and gear.

>>68715034
So it wasn't stated anywhere and you just pulled some shit out of your ass. Gotcha.

>>68715060
What I'm saying is that people like Buckethead and Misha Mansoor are different people with different approaches in styles, but everyone was aiming for djentfags as if they're any different from blues lawyers or shoegaze/grunge avant-teens.

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>>68715034
>It's bizarre that there's not even a single mention of tech-death.
lmao d'jentlemen

>>68715090
Yeah, we've already established that you're just pulling random shit out of your ass. No need to elaborate.

>>68715137
I don't understand what "random shit" you're thinking of that I was talking about. I implied that low-tuned 7-strings are not necessarily needed for supershredwankshit.

Djent doesn't have to be technical as hell, this song has at least five notes played throughout the whole song and the only technical part is that one brief solo near the end.
https://youtu.be/iLoDiIijO1k

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>>68714818
>>68715034
>>68715090
>mfw this level of red hot blistered asshurt

>>68715185
>I implied that low-tuned 7-strings are not necessarily needed for supershredwankshit.
Where was it ever stated that 7-strings are needed for "supershredwankshit"? We've actually already been over this, remember? Or are you actually that stupid?

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>>68714632
fpbp

>>68715235
I would've not implied that if it wasn't for the overblown pseudo-prog metal hate that happened earlier. If it applies to any metal genre that has lots of lead guitar then just admit that you hate extreme metal and be done with it.

>>68715259
buster sword

>>68715283
So it wasn't stated anywhere and then you just pulled some more random shit out of your ass. Gotcha.

>>68715310
Why are you saying the exact same shit as
>>68715060? How am I pulling something out of my ass when the entire topic is about heavy metal wankery?

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>>68715300
one man band gooby

>>68715327
>Or are you actually that stupid?
I'll take your response as a "yes" then, thanks.

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Got myself a Fender Mexican Standard Stratocaster today. Best guitar I've ever played,

>>68715352
I'm just really mad that this was even brought up in the first place. It wasn't even advice in buying/using gear nor learning theory, it was an attempt to make /gg/ look like those cringe threads.

>>68715384
:)

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>>68715412
>I'm just really mad
>it was an attempt to make /gg/ look like those cringe threads
wew
>implying you weren't the actual source of the cringe all along

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Only 4 days until my band releases its first single. I'm so stoked to finally be doing this kind of stuff.


Also, here's my new guitar. It's one of those Fender Pawn Shop series. It's the Fender Offset Special. They're kinda gimmicky but it gets a really nice tone and looks kinda cool.

>>68715459
The thing is that this doesn't follow the general's etiquettes, it's only shitposting disguised to be on-topic because "that dude shreds and I must feel superior for not being a tryhard".

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Is there any better feeling than unboxing your new Strandberg in a room in your parents McHouse™ and recording a video and uploading it YouTube?

I don't think so.

any drumfags here?

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>>68715515
Oh my damn, check out my new Xbox controller! Shit is siiiiick, bruh!

>>68715518
i dabble, what's up

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>>68715484
I don't have a good picture of it so here's this.

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>>68715509
>and the cringe continues
kek. maybe reddit is more your speed

>>68715569
The only thing that's more cringe is telling someone to go to Reddit as an argument.

>>68714325
Reposting this nifty blues site for anyone who didn't catch it in the old thread. Really useful for anyone trying to play in trying folk acoustic styles.

http://www.52weeksofblues.com/

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>>68715542
Check it out under my hand, dawg! You need ergonomics like this when you furiously mash the strings down on the frets like button combinations on a video game controller!

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>>68715590
whatever you need to tell yourself I guess

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Where my jaZ bros at?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEfK0ZfbLRA

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>>68715624
FUUUUUCK!!! Don't for get that patented Strandberg neck profile! FOR PRECISE CONTROL OF YOUR COD SNIPER HEADSHOTS!!!!

>>68715695
This is why women shouldn't play guitar

>>68715515
>>68715542
>>68715624
>>68715705
>Imgur filenames
>that were already posted months ago
>no timestamp for proof
Troll harder.

>>68715484
Wedding bands release singles?

>>68715624
hi sithu

>>68714474
This guy knows his shit.

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>>68715776
Not very bright, are you?

Anyway I got bored and had some carbon fiber decals lying around so I thought it'd be fun to slap them on my Boden! I think it turned out pretty well ;^)

It looks so badass now! Plus the carbon fiber makes it so much lighter to hold! No more shoulder ache for me!

What if I wanna play like this guy? What do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FhDtndMJE

>>68715854
be a nigger

>>68715854
Step 1: Contract Polio
Step 2.: Tune guitar to low open tuning
Step 3: Play I IV V progressions with a butter knife.

>>68715787
-_-

>>68715695
What is this some kind of a fuckin joke?

>>68715776
Pro tip: don't ever reply to Roman's specific brand of shitposting. Just let the kid tucker himself out

Wtf is the point of headless guitars? I really don't get it.

>>68715695
Dude sitting on the left is bobbing his head like "hmm great fret buzz gimmie more of that stuff"

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>>68715918
watch it buddy those are some of the finest jaZ guitar players around.

>>68715992
Better balance and an odd aesthetic that some people enjoy

>>68715990
>Just let the kid tucker himself out
oh yeah that'll work anytime now. how long has he been here? count the years for me

>>68715999
yeah her guitar is really badly setup...

>>68715992
not having a head

>>68715992
It's so you can tune to the decay of the note instead of the attack and always be out of tune.

>>68715875
Working on it. But how many juke joint floozies do I have to bareback before I can get me some of that polio?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maY4RKpH_r8

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>>68715992
>Nearly headless? How can a guitar be NEARLY headless?

>>68715623
That dude is a little overconfident in his transcription abilities. I wouldn't put to much stock in his tabs.

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newfriends pls

>>68716149
>set necks btfo

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>>68716238
>Neo-4chan users don't know what b8 looks like, no matter how obvious.
lol

This and only this.
>>68715990
C'mon, you of all people should know how this works by now.

Bow to the king or mouth to the peen, your choice.

>>68716168
Hmm... thanks for the heads up. I'll take it with a grain of salt. I'm still kind of a beginner, but I'm most interested in learning traditional blues styles. I'm still going to try to work through the tabs on that site and let my ear correct me if something seems off.

>>68716268
>>Neo-4chan users don't know what b8 looks like, no matter how obvious.
roman I posted that with that picture like last year
I'm glad you remember it

>>68716149
Just fix it with some bolts!

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>>68716337
It stuck because it's the truth. Hmmm, which reminds me...

Friendly reminder: the kiddies who post in /gg/ threads have nearly ***zero*** experience concerning guitar. Playing, repair, new player recommendations, etc. The average age in these threads is around early 20s: green as shit grass.

If you have an actual question this is probably one of the most uninformed & least knowledgeable places you could ever expect a proper answer to come from.

Be weary of any advice given here as it's amateur & perfunctory at best.

Have a nice day.

>>68716414
thank you zombie tranny

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>>68716444
this is one of my most prized possessions

>>68716002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp_H9FYZy4E

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>>68716414
>>68716444
>>68716462

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>>68716556
>Posting it before I posted the second half of my pasta
Y'all some thirsty ass fa/gg/ots this afternoon. Anyway...

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Also, friendly side note:

Anyone posting their gear here has made a decision (either consciously or unconsciously) that playing guitar is nothing more than a meaningless hobby, something along the lines of stamp or coin collecting. Their uninformed opinions and amateur advice are firmly rooted in this unserious mindset, music being secondary to the compulsion to accumulate and publicly display their "enviable" possessions.

4chan is considered poison by most mature adults and is rightly shunned publicly for its immature, juvenile, and sometimes vile content. Lorde and the bassist from DIIV immediately spring to mind, both being heavily criticized for posting on 4chan and for their seeming willingness to be connected publicly to /mu/. No one with any real goals or aspirations would risk being contaminated with an association to this website, thus no serious musician would chance being recognized by posting their gear here. The only people who would be willing to subject themselves to this possibility would be the kind of hopeless, self-defeating troglodytes that routinely post on 4chan because they know they don't have any other options and nothing better (or more important) to do with their time. If you're posting on this site then you should be very familiar and thoroughly acquainted with this standard model 4chan user. There's no deliberate or pragmatic pursuit of knowledge or skill in these threads, just inane, unending circle jerking around gear, attention whoring, and fishing for replies.

For example: Aussiefag has been here for well over two years accomplishing absolutely nothing except for *getting some attention for himself*. The sad truth is that he has nothing else, this is his legacy: replying to other losers in /gg/ threads because his life is obviously devoid of any other social interaction.

If your goal is to wind up like this then posting gear here ad nauseum and avoiding actual musical discussion is definitely a good place to start.

Carry on.

>>68716556

thanks mr skeltal

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>>68716648
>mfw I'm glad I had a hand in aussiefag finally leaving forever

I honestly hope he killed himself in a motorcycle accident though. Stupid fuck.

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To all /gg/ newfags: this is all normal

>>68714325
Is that two keef threads in a row? Drugs, women, /gg/ threads, is there anything keef can't have?

>>68716728
do these threads ever get good

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>>68716767
not really

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>>68716767
Rarely

>>68716782
>>68716787
k thx. closing this tab forever now have a nice life

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>>68716817
godspeed

>>68716817
See you tomorrow friend

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>>68716817
See you soon buddy

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>>68716817
I wish I had done the same about a seven months ago

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>>68716817
you can't just leave like that anon

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>>68716817
I'm sorry but you'll never make it.

>>68714474
>insulting people on an anonymous forum
>gee bill i wonder who the real loser is

>>68714474
>t. guy who plays a jackson

ok I'm sick of this shit now. someone post romans dox now

>>68717237
I would but Roman just reports it and I'll get banned again. It's not worth the trouble.

>>68715695
god i fucking hate nels cline

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post mememachines goobys

>>68717374
>unsheaths katana.jpg
to commit sudoku I hope

>>68717374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI3SkN40MNg

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so, I just finished putting my board together for the 1st time
thoughts?

>>68717580
think I wanna punch you inna face

>>68717602

second

>>68717580
Not enough swollen piccles

>>68717580
>memory toy
lol

>>68717580
>gee billy your mom lets you have TWO dirt pedals?

>>68717602
>>68717631
>>68717639
>>68717658
thanks guys :')

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>>68717374

>>68717374
Toss that tuner in the trash. No tuners needed where that pedalboard is headed.

>>68716728
DANK RIFFS

>>68717374
this picture confuses me because all of the metal zones have the same exact wear and tear.

>>68717580
*vomits*

>>68717885

if only there was some kind of image editing software that allowed you to play around with pictures

>>68717885
Boss started relicing pedals last year to compete with the vintage pedal market. Looks pretty good to be honest.

>>68717856
holy shit someone remembers. I kind of miss that guy and his re-re-re-repainted guitar

>>68718116
whatever happened to all the regulars
i took a break from /gg/ for a month or more, i see the only regular still posting is fucking roman

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>>68714632
real talk

>>68718116
>>68718225
Have your mellows been harshed lately?

>>68718293
That thread wasn't even that long ago.

>>68718225
>fucking roman
that asshole ran everybody off

>>68718225
i'm the guy who came up with "/gg/"

Where to get cheap shit in Canada? Is the only real option for good deals driving over the border?

>>68718327
>this basically means he won
>we even have his dox but he still won
nice going

>>68718393
>this basically means he won
fuck your right. I am actually getting really mad just thinking about it

>>68718597
Can someone please order lots of large pineaple pizzas and mountain dew to his address?

>>68718710
this. goddamn someone post his dox I don't have it

>>68718225
>tfw you've been a regular since almost two years but no one remembers you because you don't avatarfag

>>68718818
prove it

>>68718831
I remember SGcuck

>>68718864
That was this year

>>68718864
>SGcuck
Is that Dan or someone else? Because he was around last summer or so.

>>68718881
ah maybe, I don't have an exact memory of all the shit I see on imageboards
I think I may remember seeing gearspammer's endless posts of pedals with the videos, but I may be making up memories from what I've heard of it

>>68718902
that guy who had a batshit insane wife and not enough balls to spend $90 on a tubescreamer
he also had a Peavey Ultra head into some 4x12 (5150?) iirc.

>>68717374
i want to turn all of those pedals and play an entire song composed from that distorted clicking w/ the polytune

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bring back /ggbg/

>>68719015
Oh ok I don't think I know who you're talking about. Thought it was this guy who had an sg and shitload of stringed instruments, and played blues-y stuff and was canadian.

>>68719070
there should be a /mipg/ - musical instrument playing general
eventually it would devolve into classically trained vs self learning shitposting, but it could spark some interesting stuff for a bit

>>68719086
one with a vibrola/maestro trem and some stuff like dulcimers right ?

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seems legit

>>68719125
>one with a vibrola/maestro trem and some stuff like dulcimers right ?
Yeah and some records here and there.
this is his soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/epoch6

>>68719161
Isn't this a regular new one?

yamaha thrx10x arriving tommorow

should I record it and post here?

Post usable novelty pedals.

https://youtu.be/foRz4VfIWaI

>>68719125
>there should be a /mipg/ - musical instrument playing general
I like this idea, I always feel bad when a drummer or a pianist comes in /gg/ only to get told to fuck off by everybody else

>>68719343
you should stick it up your ass!

>>68719360
too broad of a subject

we might as well ask hiroshima for a board

>>68719386
that would barely stimulate me I routinely insert larger objects like bicycles and dogs

>>68719360
>drummer or pianist comes in
>hey guys lets talk about drumheads and casios lel

i'm not a fan of this

>>68718392
ebay is still best bet for any kind of used deal in Canada. Reverb doesn't allow for sorting by country which makes it hard to find Canadian sellers. Adding 'canada' in to the search terms pulls some of them but not all. After international shipping and exchange rate when buying from US sellers, Reverb is no kind of dealio for us, unfortunately.

>>68719405
>we might as well ask hiroshima for a board
zero chance. hiro is going to erase some superfluous boards soon

>>68719343

yes

>>68714632
reminder that creativity and technical proficiency are not mutually exclusive and you're only mad because you have neither

Will I have any problems with using isopropyl alcohol wipes to clean a used guitar? I found a pretty good MIM Tele on Reverb, but I won't be at ease until I nuke any trace of life left on that thing.

>>68719276
with some of the paint scraped off!

>>68719550
>they're still replying to a roman shitpost
jfc you stupid fuck

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>>68719354
This one, although I don't recommend it for guitar. It plays very nicely with bass. Seems like it isn't selling well for Boss so I have seen some good deals on it. I bought mine new for 50% off sticker price.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZlChzdpa_8

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>>68719506
>ebay is still best bet for any kind of used deal in Canada.
kijiji is better because you can actually try out shit before you buy it. ebay is always a gamble. with that said, it's still worth checking out.

I've seen some pieces on reverb that were cheaper than I could find anywhere else but you're still right for the most part.

>>68719506
>>68719654
disregard pic related I was going to rebuke you until I read the rest of your post

>>68714632
This made me laugh out loud when I read it, Anon. Very astute observation.

>>68719591
Besides fucking up the wood, no, you won't.

>>68719444
To me it's not that different from being a classical guitar player and seeing guys argue about what floating bridge is best bridge all thread long. The problem is that it has never been /guitar general/ but /gear general/

>>68719621
>roman
who the fuck is this and why should I care

>>68718225
>Fuck your 5,000 Kpop threads
>gone forever
ty based roman

>>68719862
>dumb fuck replies to a six hour old roman shitpost
>who the fuck is roman
>why should I care
go advertise your stupidity somewhere else newfag

>>68719921
I read posts from the top down

you're the most butthurt sperglord I've seen in a while

>>68719944
>I read posts from the top down
Did you pick up that habit from your wife's son?

>>68719591
maple or rosewood fingerboard? it does make a difference.

no on isopropyl alcohol. Gorgomyte is, at least according to Gorgomyte's FAQ, safe for maple. Gorgomyte or Dunlop lemon oil both work well on rosewood.

>>68719982
no but he gave me genital herpes

>>68720010
and being the literal faggot you are you didn't look a gift horse in the mouth either, right?

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>>68714632
kek when you're right you're right
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-video-games-jobs-emploment-20160923-story.html

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What do you guys think about this pedal which contains all of eventide's pedal at one pedal? (can be controlled through an iphone)

Is this considered the highest end of multi-effects?

>>68720374
I think you should consider killing yourself.

>>68720397
?
I just asked a question, you don't have to be mean

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>>68720374
a crazy gay! I haven't seen you in so long I'm glad you haven't been bombed yet.

>>68720374

I think you should mix bleach and ammonia in an unventilated, closed room.

>>68720374
If what you said is true, this doesn't seem like a smart move from the company. Except if the price is ludicrously high which I'm sure it is

>>68720463
It is actually just that, though.
It's literally all their pedals at one pedal, and they even advertise it as such.

It actually includes few extra algorithms from what i have heard

It costs $799.00

>>68719648
The reason I mention is as a novelty is that it is capable of making your guitar sound like a baseball field synth organ if you wanna get silly with it. The youtube demo mostly features practical effects that you could use in songs without it sounding too crazy.

>tfw no one wants to make or participate in tab challenges, everyone just wants to shitpost and reply to shitposts

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>>68720589
yep. roman truly won

>>68720424
Hello

what's the best overdrive to get on bass?

I was using an ODB-3 but it honestly sounds a bit thinny at times and all my fuzz boxes absolutely loathe it.

>>68720927
Pick one from MXR or Darkglass

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>>68714632
pretty much

>>68719161
kek

>>68719070
m-muh dick
i've been trying to get my hands on a p bass for a while but i'm broke

>>68719354
>chiptune
aaand my penis is flaccid again

>>68719648
interesting, i had checked this out but i hadn't considered it could work on bass

I don't understand why a post that's just saying
>haha high-gain technical playing is bad
got a lot of replies, it's not even funny or special at all. Did the shitposters get tired of shoegaze faggots buying shitty Fenders that they need something "new" to shit on?

>>68721643
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>>68721664
I'm sure crying about it like a bitch will help.

>>68721706
Everyone already knows that wankshit is pretty boring and bad but why is it even a big deal right now? No one in the previous thread posted an Axe FX or a $3000 luthier-made 153-string guitar tuned to Triple Drop Z.

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>>68721664
>>68721765
>haha high-gain technical playing is bad
That's even not what he said, tremendous asshurt. Try again.

>>68721664
It's called samefagging and a few stragglers with reddit mentality going "that post has many replies, I better upboat it too!"

>>68721966
>Dude, playing music is the equivalent of furiously mashing button combinations on a video game controller!
>Check out this sick speedrun on YouTube!
That's exactly what I'm talking about. I've read the posts earlier and apparently it's not about ERGs and now you're telling me it isn't because of wank?

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if roman was trying to prove how absolutely dense the dumb bait gobbling fucks in these threads truly are he's done it. I'm out /gg/ goodnight

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d7HA1bJqid

>>68720641
>>68720589
these last two threads have been utter shit ever since the pasta about metalshits got posted. No one is ignoring the bait, people like us that hate what's happening are just bitching, and no one is producing quality content.
>Inb4 you're a butthurt metalshit
I don't play metal, in fact I quite dislike metal, but that doesn't mean that I think our entire guitar general should be a giant medal hate thread full of shitposts and stale pastas.

On that note, what are you learning right now /gg/, and what is the most recent thing you have learned? Post vocaroos and get r8s or don't include the name if you want us to guess the song.

>>68722139
He's right though.
>>68722099
Don't reply to me anymore, you brain-dead shit.

>>68722173
people like us that hate what's happening are just bitching
>cancer like us
kys

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>>68721683
eh
at least i'm not this guy

>>68722177
Do you have no more arguments to back yourself on why "le ebin shred meal" hate is justified when no one is actually talking about it but yourself?

>>68722209
>kys
Go back to whatever social media shithole you're in.

>>68721664
>>68721765
>>68722099
>>68722173
>>68722260
roman didn't ruin these threads you did. go kill yourself cancer

>>68722260
oh i have a facebook tab open right next to /gg/
how does that make you feel?

Now I know that /gg/ hates offsets and that they're meme status among indie losers but I just don't get whats wrong with buying, say, a jaguar. I've been looking into possibly getting one recently, and upon doing research, they seem pretty versatile and just neat in general. What other guitar has a coil tap blending option and a master kill switch on the guitar? I'm also a fan of Nirvana's sound, and Kurt used offsets almost exclusively. So what's wrong with the jaguar and other offsets /gg/? Enlighten me.

Who is this Roman guy anyway? Did Ed Roman come back from the dead to wreak havoc upon online guitar discussion?

>>68722209
>>68722336
If you're going to tell me to kill myself can you at least acknowledge the part of my post in which I tried to get a thread of quality content going? Post what you've learned. Let's see how superior you are.

>>68722336
t. roman

>>68722412
this

>>68722336
You're the cancerous one here, no one was even talking about metal until you started shitting on bedroom producers and comparing them to dudebros. It's not even /gg/-related, you just want to shit on an image of a niche that you don't like.

>>68722365
It's acceptable to like Fender offsets now, it was PRS that got shat on last week and now it's mememachines like Mayones, Strandberg, or whatever guitar company Misha Mansoor has played with.

>>68722412
Yep. Witness the God troll hard at work rollin' mongs around in their own shit. Glorious.

>>68722412
bless his heart

>>68722412
wtf I love Roman now

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>>68722457
i'm just enjoying the shitshow

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>>68722365
Jazzmasters can sound good see, I think they sound better if you have a warm amp to tame the brightness see; >>68715695

>>68722412
ty based roman

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>when you play minor pentatonic without missing a note

>>68722412
they said he couldn't do it but then he did. /gg/ btfo

>>68722457
>>68722499
>>68722538
>t. Roman

>>68715695
>>68717303
desu i really like nels cline but he should stick to rock music

>>68722412
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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I just bought this epiphone sg g-400 for $30 and the neck is cracked (pic), any ideas how to fix it or how much it'd cost to get it repaired?

>>68722412
[citation needed]

>>68722451
>he's still replying
lmao

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>>68722451
>PRS that got shat on last week and now it's mememachines like Mayones, Strandberg, or whatever guitar company Misha Mansoor has played with.
>WHAAAH EVERYTHING I LIKE ROMAN SHITS ALL OVER LIKE A BOSS

I think you're really going to enjoy your stay here, anon. I know I have so far.

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>>68722717
what's wrong with PRS?

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>>68722765

>>68722717
I didn't even say I like those companies, the only mememachine company I actually care about is Ibanez. I wouldn't even buy a Fender offset either. It's just that the hate for certain companies is so overblown just because of their demographic and outrageous prices.

>>68722765
See the last sentence of my statement.

>>68722794
>stop disliking things I don't like either!
at least your boundless idiocy is consistent

>>68722889
I can understand the inconsistent qualities of Fenders and Gibsons but otherwise you might be crazy if you think other companies have the same problems even if they're overpriced snake oil.

>>68722964
>I can understand
that's highly in doubt

Need some help with an audio set up that came in the mail today.
I'm plugging my bass into a preamp pedal, which is then connected by xlr to an audio interface.
I've installed the proper drivers, though now I'm having trouble on the technical side of things.
1. I can't play live without having terrible latency issues
2. The sound produced by my setup going to the computer sounds like utter garbage.
Is it the computer? It's an old one.
Do I need to nuke my programs and restart? I'm playing through Ableton Live

>>68722976
Do you even remember when people were told to install a Mastery bridge in their Jazzmasters? One of the problems with them is that the trem is shitty and people were paying high prices for what was used to be a budget guitar back then.

>>68715300
that shit looks like a fucking shield

>>68723039
no but I remember when people told your wife's son to watch his cornhole around you

>13 years old
I wanna play like Jimmy Page!

>18 years old
I wanna play like Robert Fripp!

>Now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHNOUPmkFlI

Gods help me.

>>68723128
I'm not SGcuck.

>>68723170
you might as well be

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>>68723169
at what point do you just sell all your guitars or / and kill yourself

>>68723256
I just want to make beautiful Spanish/Italian maidens fall in love with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQbqSKTnyzY

>>68723039
Not sure if you know but they fixed the shitty trem on the new jags. I think jazzmasters are still shit tho

>>68722533
Who is this?

>>68721151

I don't like em MXR pedals

Darkglass? I'll check it out.

>>68723423
even if you don't like MXR overdrives in general the bass fuzz deluxe and bass overdrive deluxe are pretty great because aside from sounding good they offer dry/wet controls, which is reall handy in bass

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nice thread idiots

>>68723466

it doesn't sound bad now that i saw some vids

does it react well to fuzz pedals?

biggest problem i have is that i always have my overdrive on, when I turn on a fuzz on top if it I expect hum which is ok but if it starts feedbacking now thats a problem

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>>68723526
fuck if i know
this is all i use with my bass

>>68723502
What does Fred Armisen have to do with guitars?

DOD Overdrive 250

or

Earthquaker Acapulco Gold

???

>>68723595
He plays guitars he even plays a signature Squier J Mascis Jazzmaster

>>68723855
>He plays guitars
who?

>>68724038

sorry meant to quote >>68723678

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>>68714632
>mfw everybody itt is mad about this

>>68714325
Why did the first electric guitars have super round fretboards? You'd think that it'd be easier to work with if it was flat, and that it'd be similar to acoustic guitars, which all have a very flat fretboard as well.

>>68724306

makes playing cowboy chords a lot easier

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>>68724306
Leo Fender always intended the electric guitar to be the ultimate Freudian phallic symbol in modern man-child power fantasies. It was a shrewd business strategy.

Now just imagine yourself as the big hero at the center of the video game, and playing music being the equivalent of furiously mashing button combinations on your video game controller & jacking your dick! What a YouTube video!

>>68724404
In general, I vastly prefer my classical with the wider string spacing and flat fretboard.

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>tfw i'll never own a Martin

>>68724880
>wanting a memeartin

>>68724907
They sound incredible though.

>>68724962
>They sound memedible though.
ftfy

>>68714632
Who was he replying to?

>>68715259
Imagine restringing it

>>68725090
probably your wife's son

>>68724561
Guitar Hero already exists though, why do you act like djentfags invented neoclassical metal?

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>>68725145
>Guitar Hero already exists though
You can't run a djent stick racket off of it, unfortunately. Their parents money ain't just gonna spend itself dontcha know?

>>68725259
Could you please give me further evidence that those people get their instruments with their parents' money without resorting to insults? Are you seriously implying djentfags are the only kind of people who do that?

>>68725339
>Could you please give me further evidence
I'll need to consult with your wife's son first.

>>68725259
What is this and where can I buy it?

>>68725388
>without resorting to insults
>calling me a cuck for no reason without saying the word

>>68725405
It's a special YWS model. It's only available if you have a YouTube account and unrestricted access to your parents credit card.
>>68725440
>for no reason
No, I had reason.

>>68725339
Pink Floyd got their equipment with their parents' money. And we're talking about thousands of pounds, not some used acoustic guitar.

>>68725470
What's your reason and why don't you just say it when you said that?

Also why do you keep saying YouTube musicians are djent? Name one that's actually a Meshuggah ripoff, and just because Rob Scallon plays 9-strings sometimes doesn't mean he's djent.

>>68725511

It was Waters' mom wasn't it? I remember reading about it a long time ago she fronted them something like 10,000 pounds.

>>68725511
>>68725549
>Shit Floyd was illegitimate from the very beginning
And? What's your point?
>>68725531
I already told you I needed to consult with your wife's son first. You should go get on that.

>>68725582
>Shit Floyd was illegitimate
stopped reading right there
eat shit and die

>>68725531
You're on 4chan dude. If you're looking to have a thoughtful discussion that doesn't involve some form of the word >cuck, you're in the wrong place.

Also /gg/ has really gone to shit in the last week or two. I mean, it was always shit, but it's been really, really fucking bad lately.

>>68725582
You're only telling me to ask someone else for the answer instead of actually answering from yourself, and you didn't even respond to my second question.

>>68725601
Nah, I won't do either one of those things, rude boy.
>>68725602
>replying to yourself
I laughed at your expense.

>>68725644
Are you going to get on it or not? Stop stalling.

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/cordoba-c3m-acoustic-nylon-string-classical-guitar

Thoughts? I want a classical and I have basically no money so this seems like a good fit.

>>68725648
>rude boy.
You started it, dumb faggot
now eat shit and die

>>68725648
Says the shitposter gathering multiple replies "HAHA DJENT AND SHRED IS BAD".

>>68725666
I just wanted a simple answer from you and you only responded with non-answers. Really immature from you especially when you implied that I'm even in a relationship or I have any offspring.

>>68725676
>$199
you might as well just go buy a butt plug instead

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>>68725648
>>replying to yourself

Nice try faggot.

>>68725689
No, I refuse to do either one of those things!
>>68725702
>replied to himself
>won't get his wife's son for me to consult
I can't wait for the next thread with you.
>>68725738
Wow, it only took you like five minutes to shop out the (you)? Better luck next time, slow poke.

>>68725702
>when you implied that I'm even in a relationship
>or I have any offspring
/r9k/ pls leave

>>68725792
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED THIS QUESTION

WHY DO YOU THINK MUSIC YOUTUBERS ARE DJENTFAGGOTS?
Is Rob Scallon and Misha Mansoor seriously your best examples of "YouTube djent musicians? Especially Misha, who started releasing songs online a few years before YouTube was a thing.

>>68725907
Let me know if your wife's son wants to consult with me in the next thread? There'll be stipulations of course.

>>68725907
>YouTube djent musicians
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=YouTube+djent+musicians

>>68725938
Calling me a cuck does not answer my question, what's the reason for your thinking that djentfags only go on YouTube for attention? Rob Scallon's ERG videos aren't even his most-viewed videos, which goes to his banjo Slayer cover.

>>68725983
>Calling me a cuck does not answer my question
You're right, it doesn't. A consultation with your wife's son could easily remedy that situation though.

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New thread when?

I'm already itchin' to get shittin'.

>>68717580
Are you the guy who was recommending the doubleshot last night?

>>68714632
best /gg/ post in quite a long time. excellently put anon

>>68726064
Kill yourself, you pathetic scum. You've made this thread worse because you want to spread your hatred of extreme metal.

Also your info was already posted ages ago so I wouldn't mind going to the RBT archives to find it in hopes you getting doxxed again.

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>>68725983
Damn, did you finally give up, cucky cuckerson? I was basking in the glory of your shit smeared agony. Get your fa/gg/ot ass back in here and feed me (you)s!

I demand it!
>>68726172
You really should, my previous dox really put the kibosh on all my wacky shenanigans.

Oh, wait! NO FUCK IT DIDN'T!

>>68726236
Stop evading your bans, avatarfag.
You've already done your deed when you posted animal gore and for once I thought you'd be gone for good.

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>>68726172
>extreme mehtul
pic related

>>68726236
Roman pls go

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>>68726291
>and for once I thought you'd be gone for good
That's because you're a fucking moron.

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>>68726307
Ok, I will. Really. I'll seriously leave.

But first you have to beg me.

>>68726313
You're a moron for not realizing that you're violating global rules 3, 6, 10, and 13.
http://www.4chan.org/rules

READ THE FUCKING RULES

>>68726335
Nah, I'll keep what little dignity I have. Besides why would I believe you?

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I thought you guys might figure it out by the time I got home from work but holy shit nope. You kids just blow in from stupid town?
>>68716238
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>>68716238

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>>68726371
lol

You should report me for sure! I'll learn my lesson this time for sure!
>>68726373
I'll honor my word. I'll leave.

C'mon ...beg me like a thirsty ass bitch.

>>68726416
"no"

>>68726437
>>68726437
>>68726437
New thread since this one is at bump limit already.

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>>68726413
lol

Will they ever learn, senpaitachi?

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>>68726442
I respect your decision. Next thread then?

>>68726449
never ever rom-rom

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Froosh is going to sleep now.

Y'all try to enjoy yourselves while it lasts.