matched with a cutie who likes deaf grapes give me good lyrics

>>68672268
when did you discover you had daddy issues?

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>>68672268
>That thing
>Cutie

>>68672282
i know. i would never date a girl like this, just trying to smash.

where is the cutie

>you need a lift?

"I love you so much"

~Stefan Burnett

>>68672268
I CUM IN THE FUCK

Oh look, another attention whore latching onto a quick identity to make up for her completely vapid personality

>>68672332
bruh that's what i was thinking of going with actually.

I don't think I'd have sex with her, and I'd have sex with a solid 80% of the women in my age group.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism

>>68672268
"you can sit between the backseat and my dick"

just do shit more subtle, compliment her brand new leopard skin pillbox hat, or something like that

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>>68672355
checked.

also i know. i already know exactly what kinda personality this idiot has. i broke up with my gf of 4 years recently and am solely looking to fuck as many girls as i can, because i'm a shitty person.

>>68672355
op is the attention whore here

>>68672305
tbqh tumblr girls like that might not fuck you. they usually try to fuck outside of their social group on tinder. especially if you're white but gl anyway

>*glass breaks*

>>68672370
>hey that's pretty good

>>68672358
do it fag

"I'm in your area"

>>68672370
>>68672401
one of these two would be best

>>68672400
i'm not white and don't have the tumblr aesthetic whatsoever

>>68672268
gross.

>>68672268
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>>68672423
Make fun of her for being white

"YOU FINNA LEARN THE PROPER MEANING OF A BEAT DOWN"

Do it op then follow up with "jk so how is you're day going" or some other Shit like that.

>>68672268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sWfk1H6ZpE

I'M IN YOUR AREA

>>68672268
you met an ugly girl with shit taste, youre probably an ugly guy with shit taste. i hope you fall in love and are happy with each other but its tinder so youre probably like 1 of 20 guys shes talking to

>>68672370
or ask her to come over to see your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat

Cutie? Sorry but girls with short hair are ugly as fuck. I would rather fuck a trap with long hair than that thing.

>>68672607
THIS

>>68672678
>>68672678
Short hair like and colored like that yes. Girls wiht pixie cuts etc are great.

I'M IN YOUR AREA

"Jenny death when"
if she doesn't get that shes a pleb

>>68672437
faggot

>>68672678
i mean that's totally fine bro but so long as you're comfortable with your homosexuality then i am too my dude.

>>68672681
>>68672607

fuck that is good. i went with the simple *glass breaks* but will build off it if/when she replies.

bitches always take a day or two to reply frontin like they aint on their phones 24/7

>>68672967
you can always use it later on in the conversation when you actually want to meet her

>>68672967
post results

>>68672268
>I'm in your area

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>>68673363
will do senpai. she actually posted her facebook info on her tinder (red flag af desu) so contemplating hitting her up there too but seems kinda desperate.

>>68672722
This is perfect

But you don't wanna seem like a Money Store fan

>>68672967
shoulda gone with *ice breaks*

What if she likes her iphone more than fuckin?

Also this
>>68672722

>>68673412
i feel like a basic tinder girl won't be judging this guy based on which album the death grips quote this guy uses as an opener is from

>>68672967
rip

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when was the last time you got laid by using jeff's lyrics?

>>68672370
>tfw death grips fags stealing bob dylan

>>68674092
she really seems qt

>>68672268
Fucking disgusting

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>Want a beer? Have no fear, comes and goes, man it's here

I realized I should have said something similar to this when I got matched with a DG fan on Tinder. Instead I fucked up and now I'm too scared to message girls.

>>68672268
>68672268
Tell her you'll submit and that men suck. Tell her to only call you zur, she'll respect your tumblr side. Also act feminine but not gay, then she'll know you're weak. Change your bio to at least mention BLM and that white men are scum.

>made this account to fuck with desperate nerds who like DG
>it's actually working

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>>68672268
>cutie
>likes deaf grapes
and you matched with it
how cute is that? fucking normies man.

>>68675282
>too scared

why? who gives a shit

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>>68675543
me
>install tinder
>3 swipes in see my ex-gf with a bunch of pictures showing her cleavage
>see my best friends sister doing the same
>notice a girl from my class
>delete account
I live in a small town I didn't ask for this shit

Post screenshots OP!!

>>68672268
>girl
>knowing the lyrics

just send her a dick pic

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>>68675577
>mfw I live in a small town
>install tinder
>all matches are 500+ miles

>>68675577
>live in a rather large city
>have to swipe away a thousand bitches to find one good girl

>Set up a coffee date
>You need a lift?
>You can sit between the backseat and my dick

>>68676030
>tfw just moved from small college town to huge city

Holy fuck I had no idea how good I had it.

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>>68672268
>cutie

Should have invited her to your house and ended it with "Come come fuck apart in here"

>>68672420
*ice breaks*

>>68672268
>matched with a cutie
post a picture of said cutie, i just want to know what we're dealing with

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>>68677590
t. virgins
she's better than you'll ever have lmao

>>68677665
You can do better, anon. I know I can

>>68675609
tinder doesn't have a photo option for this exact reason

>>68672268
>I'LL FUCK U IN HALF

works for non deaf grapes fans as well

>>68672268
She from UCL senpai?

>>68672268
Your pic made me clench my fist and beat it

>>68672268
this is why i never say i like death grips