You're bringing a cool girl who you want to fuck home for

Neither if you're actually serious.

Women can't understand either album, and will probably think you're creepy if you play it, no matter how "weird" and "unique" you think she is.

I always play loveless.

Two of the worst albums possible to fuck to, because it's not even like you could tune it out like sometimes with bad music. I guess spiderland, at least it's just quiet more often

>>68620590
yeah women are dumb and ill mannered
>maga

>>68620590
I would play it either way, if the girl is actually into you then she wouldn't give a shit what you listen to.

>>68620565
the only good sex music is je t'aime moi non plus and let's get it on

If I had to: Spiderland obviously. I wouldn't last till nosferatu man anyway.

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>>68620590

>women can't Spiderland

Do you think the members of Slint would agree with you?

>>68620625
yeah dude I agree
>[insert political movement I disagree with here]

Holy Money. Soundtracks won't get any women wet. Holy money or Greed will

>>68620565
>like a movie girl
I have literally no clue what the fuck this is supposed to mean

A. absolutely no girl wants to fuck to either
B. neither are mood setting at all
play some normie shit, for god sakes some of yall act like if you hear something the average person would recognize you'll burst into flames. just put on some shitty soft indie rock or something.

>>68620565
i can't imagine fucking to slint unless i was fucking in some industrial complex

>>68620667
I interpreted OP to be pitting 2 horrible choices against each other on purpose but OP if you're actually considering either of those you are in serious danger of high autism levels, friend. Turn back now!! Play some Weeknd or Washed Out ya numb nuts

>>68620642
David Pajo would

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>Spider land or Soundtracks for the Blind?

Yeah, fuck that harsh noise bullshit. If I'm bringing a girl home, she gets Björk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th7QmZiz6Lc

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>>68620590
Nice one unty

>>68620624
I only fuck to NWA

>>68620565
personally, i would never ever want to have sex to either of these albums. but if had to choose, spiderland. of course i lost my virginity to ITAOTS, no joke, so maybe that discredits my opinion

>>68620565
Fuck that dude if you're serious you gotta play To Be Kind

>>68620590
so you're saying women have taste?

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>>68620870
Fuck the police....literally

>>68620590
Agree with the first sentence because both albums will kill the mood.

>>68620779
>spiderland
>harsh noise
wew lad

>>68620565
play tweez you fucking pussy
if she's actually cool she'll be into it

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>>68620667
(not true, by the way)
Within the last month I fugged my girlfriend in the butte to these albums.
>Earth - Earth 2
>John Coltrane - Asscension
>Butthole Surfers - Psychic Powerless Another Mans Sac
>Don Cherry - Complete Communion
>Can - Tago Mago
>Swans - Filth
>Hildegard von Bingen - O Jerusalem

>>68620590
You think you're better than me?

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>be drunk and high as fuck coming back from a show
>hanging with my boys and watching Seinfeld
>a qt is texting me and asking me to come over and hang out
>tell her I'll come later but leave at like 3 am and she's already asleep
>tfw stupid and alone

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>>68621883
>Hildegard von Bingen

>>68621883
I hope you fingerfucked her to Peking O

>>68620565
fucking neither what the fuck, doesnt even matter if shes into those albums, playing spiderland is fucking retarded, playing SFB is even more fucking retarded. Id rather just put on some catchy fun to listen to stuff and then get hammered and boned.

Ill listen to spiderland when I wanna fucking noose myself after inevitably being denied

>>68622440
worth it for seinfeld

>>68620565
I've played Spiderland while with a girl, it's nice.

I fucked to Eric Satie. Until "less trios valses distinguees..." started, and we just laughed our asses off.

>>68620565

Trick question, girls like this don't exist and by answering the Op you're showing yourself to have insufficient knowledge of women.

Considering I learned about slimy from bitchanyway...

>>68622440
As someone who's been smashing a lot recently... I'd trade almost all of it for more time with my bros in a heartbeat
You'll know when you get back from your stations and your brother doesn't...

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This is something you fuck to.

>>68624391
dad no pls

>>68624391
No you dumb fucks.. if 25+ and white or hispanic then you tune to your 90s alternative station and fuck (shit like blink 182, lit, local h, gin blossoms, Gwen stefani, oasis)
Is under 25 or black of any age then tune to whatever plays the weeknd, Jeremih etc.

songs for the deaf ;)

>>68624428
anon whyy are you winking at me

>>68620737
:(

>>68620987
>of course i lost my virginity to ITAOTS, no joke, so maybe that discredits my opinion
I'm genuinely jealous, I'd love to associate that with ITAOTS. But I rarely have sex to actual albums. Best fuck I ever had was while listening to an hourlong youtube compilation of erotic music lmao

>>68620737
FUCK OFF BABAK

>>68620664
He probably means she's a magic pixie dream girl and not at so realistic

>>68621883
>Ascension

why is this the number 1 free jazz release on rym?

me and my girlfriend's sex playlist opens with stinkfist by tool

Spiderland is hella more accessible

>>68620590
this. grills only know how to look the part. just play some pitchfork indie

would prefer if a guy played spiderland

>>68621883
lol why would you want to fuck to these albums

Spiderland, of course. It's far more simpler and accessible (and probably the most accessible post-hardcore album for normies).

>>68626774
Mostly whatever was playing at the moment or loud albums.
>>68623873
I will for you, anon.
>>68622452
; )