Once you've figured him out, it's laughably easy to

If he's such a poptimist why did he sad face Weezer's Blue Album?

>>68618983
Pretty much. Also be a huge cuck for rap, everything gets an a- just for being made by a black man..or least one on the cover.
Make sure to hate heavy metal and prog but love the band Faces.

>>68619084
Eh? There's lots of rappers he didn't like for example, Tupac, DMX, Nelly, and 50 Cent. He did like Biggie, mostly because New Yorker.

>>68619084
>>68619056
>>68618983
To be a triggered teenager again, angry that not everyone fell for the "experimental rock" meme (which consisted of fusing rock with incompatible genres, no creativity to it despite also not being enjoyable)

>>68618983
>Tolkien crap
he liked led zeppelin

>>68619120
>Calls people edgy teenagers
>Listens to rock music

>>68618983
http://www.robertchristgau.com/xg/bb/derulo-14.php

>>68619211
What? Edgy teenagers nowadays listen to death grips and swans.

>>68619120
Experimental music never changed anything.

Nice try Christgau, dont they have scheduled bedtimes for you old timer???

>>68619230
Basically rock music

>>68619056
He explains it in the review for Maladroit.

He liked Motorhead but he didn't like AC/DC even though they're about the same level of dumb barroom dudebro rock. That never made sense to me until I guessed that it's because Motorhead had that fast "wall of sound" aesthetic while AC/DC are slow and herky jerky.

>>68619332
Kind of.

>>68619230
ziggy shitpost

>>68619084
>Make sure to hate heavy metal and prog but love the band Faces

Also misogyny in rock is bad except when the Rolling Stones or Aerosmith do it.

He bombed Metallica S/T which essentially meets all of the negative list except the point about song length.