>Work with David Byrne as a stormchaser >He sees a tornado

>David Byrne becomes a monk and takes a vow of silence
>Never get to say much, never get to talk

>You're treasure hunting with David Byrne
>He finds a big X on the ground
>This must be the place

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>Write a song called Flippy Floppy
>Record it with David Byrne
>Making Flippy Floppy

>Reminiscing with David Byrne about all the good times you've had together
>Remember the time that you went to the beach with him
>What a day that was

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>Go deep sea diving with David Byrne
>He goes very deep then surfaces
>Ask him what he saw
>There is water at the bottom of the ocean

>go shopping for David Byrne
>you got some groceries, some peanut butter
>should last a couple of days

>David Byrne's birthday
>Buy him new Death Grips album
>Ain't got no speakers
>Ain't got no headphones

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>David Byrne is dissecting frogs for his biology class
>Ask him what part he likes best
>The removal of the insides

>David Byrne gets bit by a vampire
>Sleep in the daytime
>Work in the nighttime

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>be David Byrne's IT guy
>get him set up with a blog
>I'm a tumblr

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>David Byrne dies and ascends to the afterlife
>It's boring as shit
>Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens

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>>68588136
>David Byrne rides on a horse
>they shit on the ground

>David Byrne wakes up in the middle of the night screaming
>Run into his room to ask him what's wrong
>He can't sleep cause his bed's on fire

>Hanging out with David Byrne
>Nothing really spectacular or interesting happens
>I'm an ordinary guy

>be a doctor treating david byrne
>nurse tells him to strip down for a physical
>points to his back
>Here's my shoulder blade

>living with David Byrne
>invite Hole's singer to come and stay
>Uh-Oh Love Comes to Town

>driving david byrne home
>pull up to the wrong place
>this is not my beautiful house

>Ask David for a copy of his new demos
>"You can't see it til it's finished"

>David Byrne gets into a bar fight
>Man starts choking him
>He attempts to make peace with the man
>"All I want is to breathe!"

>get mugged alongside david byrne
>he has no recollection of it later
>ah, who took the money?
>who took the money away?

>>68588475
Kek underrated post

>gonna shag david byrne
>can't find a condom
>where is that protection that i needed?

>David Byrne is down on his luck and living on your couch while he sorts his life out
>Finally has some good news for you
>Found A Job

David wakes up one morning from a night of partying and cannot remember where he parked his car which prompts him on a journey to find it and along the way, he encounter a variety of people who include his angry bandmates Tina and Chris whose band he trashed, an angry street gang, a transexual stripper hounding him for a suitcase full of stolen money, a cult of alien seeking fanatics, and a group of aliens in human form looking for a mystical device that could save or destroy the world.
The Talking Heads star in;

>Dude, Where is that large automobile?

>David Byrne is struggling with his Geometry homework
>Can't seem to remember how to solve a specific problem
>There was a line
>There was a formula

>On a boat with David Byrne
>Trying to tie the boat to the dock but the knot is too loose
>Pull it tighter, pull it tighter

>david byrne is shopping with his german friend
>david byrne shows his german friend an item he is considering buying
>take a look at these hans

>david byrne sees my dubs
>i'm checkin' 'em out, i'm checkin' 'em out

>>68589292
You mean my dubs?
>>68589254
top kek

>watching TV with David
>reception starts to go
>he begins smacking the box
>DAMN THAT TELEVISION

>David Byrne wakes up after a night's sleep
>It's not yesterday anymore

>invite David over to the motel
>we watch him
>stab him to steal his kidney
>there's a plastic package instead of his kidney there
>look what's inside
>drugs

>>68589254
lol'd irl ty

>pillow fight with David
>take out the feathers and chase him round the bed
>get him
>IT'S TICKLIN' MY FANCY

>david byrne took some of his childhood photos and ate them
>i invite him over to my house
>i make us dinner
>we're eating
>suddenly he starts looking weird and gets up out of his seat
>ask him what's wrong
>THESE MEMORIES CAN'T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT

>dusting the house with david byrne
>he's dusting too hard and it's going all over the place
>dust in my hair

>go to david byrne's house
>ask where his daughter is
>judy's in the bedroom