>60 word essay due this friday >haven't even started

>>68260590
>60 word essay
Are you supposed to write it in haiku form too?

>>68260590
your post was 1/5 the length of your essay

60 words is nothing

>3 sentence description of what I did over the weekend due next monday
>haven't even started
Music for this feel

>>68260590
>60 word essay
So like a paragraph

>3000 word essay about animal ethics

Dum frogposter

>60 word
>essay

>9999999999999999999999999999999 word essay due in 1 second
>not even born yet

Music for this feel please

>>68260732
>>68260617
>>68260667
>>68260746
PLEASE dont make fun of me (OP)

just cause you guys were born fucking smart doesnt mean I am

this is challenging

>>68260617
>>68260667
>>68260732
>>68260746
is this post-bait?

>>68260791
acting like you havent seen the meme is now part of the meme you dip

>>68260791
progressive baitwave, actually

>>68260784
Do you have down-syndrome, or something? Not even trying to make fun of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JQsf7i_dXY

>4 word essay due next month
>haven't even seen a pen before
what do i do lads

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>>68260590
>yes or no response due in a month
>just can't decide

>job interview on friday

What the fuck is machine learning and how do I do it, anons?

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If you meant 600, that'd be understandable. 60 words ain't shit, that's under the character limit for comments here (given that words avg 5 characters).

Anyway, I'm going to piggyback on this:
>12 page lab report for stress/strain due Friday
>Have abstract and intro done
>Need musics

Right now I'm occupying myself with Magic Sword, but I've been listening to that waaaayy often for the past year that I don't want to anymore :(

>Something for pic-related-aesthetic would be nice too

>>68260913
600 is nothing either

>>68260913
this is either supreme bait or a high degree of autism

>>68260913
>>68260927
and 2184 or New Gold Dream m9

>>68260876
Only option is suicide to be honest famalam

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>1 charcter thesis due in 7 eons
JUST

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>>68260733
animal ethics

wat

>Not listening to ASMR while doing homework
Fucking plebs

>essay due tomorrow
>prof won't accept less than 200 words
>190 words written
>can't think of any more

>>68260913
King Crimson - Discipline is great music for procrastinators in general.

>>68260927
It's the general guideline for 2-3 page essays.

>>68260937
I'm not baiting, so maybe I'm the supreme autist
>>68260953
Awesome, I'll check them out!

>>68261034
turn all contractions into two words

>PhD thesis due in one hour
>Still haven't picked a subject, supervisor or even applied to a university yet.

How f**ked am I, lads?

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OP can't write 60 words

>20 line poem due today
>I haven't even started yet
What's some decent muzak for this feel?

>>68261073
you can make it

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>50 word essay on good things about OP
>OP is a fagtron

>have to get laid by age 18
>already 30

music for this feel

>>68261034
>"The end. I hope you enjoyed reading my essay as much as I enjoyed writing it!"
you're welcome

>>68261162
dude still thats only 5 words and also i already wrote that bit

>>68260834
This

>>68261160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0iuaxvkXv4
Got you covered fampai.

>Have a 19 word 4chan post due within the next minute
>can't think of what to say
JUST

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>>68261160
>have to have a full head of hair by 18
>MPB
music for suicide?

>>68261367
you made it, anon

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Its best to listen to albums you know really well I find because its more about getting into the zone than pumping yourself up. Stuff I listen to is Metric up to the Fantasies album, Kap Bambino and Broken Social Scene because its what I listened to on repeat as a teenager.

Vapor/retrowave also works as background music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egAB2qtVWFQ

Oh and:
>40,000 words in for 24th
>10k into it but a shitload of corrections are needed
>Ordered the examiners book to source but it still hasn't arrived

Doable but I can't bring myself to properly focus all day.

>>68260733
You can easily write 6000 words on Peter Singer being full of shit alone.

>>68260590
>60 word
You have to be older than 18 years old to post here

>>68260913
baited for this exact response

>>68260590
>60 word essay

Nigga that aint even a fucking essay. There is no way that should take you more than an hour.

>>68261073
kekek

>>68260590
Pro-tip OP. Just do 40-50 words, but bump that shit up to 16 and double space. It'll look like 60

Lel this meme is consistently sublime

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>>68260784
>>68260590
You're at 38 words now, only 22 more to go. I believe in you op!

OP is a faggot (the essay)

One day, OP decided he was going to shitpost on the music board on 4chan. He could have done a "Name 1 (ONE) Band" shitpost or a ">band makes music" shitpost. But no, for some reason, OP felt he had to be creative in his shitposting, so he pretended to have a dilemma where he had to write a 60 word essay and act like it was tough. He needed music for this feel so he asked for some of that, too.

The End.

There, a 79 word essay.
Your move, OP.

>>68260733
Lmao nigga u a freshman

>>68260767
Damn life is an infinite dissertation you never write

>>68263733
Keeps taking the kind of subtle but technically sophisticated twists and turns that I really appreciate in 10/10 memeing

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Just meditate to this

>>68261053
how does 600 words=3 pages?

What the fuck is going on in this thread, I have no idea who's memeing who

>>68260590
Your post itself was 16 words. Get off 4chan and write your 60 words. Come back when you are done.

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>>68261053
600 words is chump change, high school detected

>tfw 30 page papers have become the norm

>>68260590
here you go http://wikipedia.org

how

>copy crtl C
>paste crtl V

>>68260590
60 word essay?

are you studying at the university of twitter?

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>have multiplication tables from 1 to 5 test tomorrow
>can't stop listening to Soundtracks For The Blind

Help me, /mu/

>>68265958
I got you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOGaCN3ZUBU

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>>68263880
>OP says he has a 60 word essay due
>give him a 79 word essay
Nice job retard

>one 10 BNM album due on pitchfork tomorrow
>no new black power albums
Just fuck my shit up

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>>68264205

>>68267950
fuck you, but im not risking it

>>68261367
This is only 18 words. You've gone and failed.