The song "It's the Nut Shack" is single-handedly

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The song "It's the Nut Shack" is single-handedly the worst song I have ever heard. Before you get all bent out of shape, I do know that it's not to be some intellectual masterpiece of modern art; it is just factually a shitty song. Here's why: Repetition: This song takes repetition to a level rivaled only by songs written for 3 year-olds. The singer repeats the name o the place a full 6 times before the third verse, just in case you were wondering what the show is. No vocalised the script put in front of him. There were 980 'words' in this song. Is nut a word? Scratch that, I truly don’t care. Of those 980 words, one variation (its the nut shack) represents 369 words. That’s more than ⅓ of the song for literally 4 words (and I didn’t include the single mentions of the word grapes’). If we include ‘dick’ (there are 2 instances) and ‘freak of the weekah’ (there is 1 instance), which total 3, we have 373 out of 980 words made up of these words. I think we get the picture on this. Simplicity: The most complex word in this song is a tie between ‘nutshack’, the vocalist’s (not an artist in my opinion) handle, the word ‘horatio’ (which appears literally once), and the word ‘horat’. Doing a quick tally, that means that 15 single word instances are 4 syllables. All the rest are 1 or 2 syllables. The vocabulary is not strong with this one. Look at that! My use of ‘vocabulary’ beat out this song by 2 whole syllables! The culmination of the two previous points into the dumbing down of everyone who had the displeasure of hearing this song: Pretty self-explanatory. Look, I get that the writer wasn’t going for a Pulitzer or a Grammy, but a quick hit that’ll be catchy and easy to remember. Fair enough. EXCEPT FUCK YOU YOU’RE LITERALLY RUINING MUSIC. Who am I to say what should and shouldn’t be written? An asshole, that’s who. One who is procrastinating other, important work.