A girl comes up to you on the bus and tells you she has never

If she looks like that picture I scream and try to jump off the bus.

https://youtu.be/7hxnCXuTo4w
Obviously the best introduction would be something stupidly complex.

>>68190374
the girl is not impressed

>>68190402
That's the point.

That's a super weird thing to say randomly to a stranger on the bus.

Lady, I'm trying to listen to my Norwegian Black Metal mp3s here. Do you mind?

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>>68190350
once in a life time - talking heads
できないちゃん
違う
私は出来る

>>68190350
Ask her why she's talking to me and also ask myself what went wrong in my life that requires me to take the bus.

>>68190350
Learn Japanese.

>>68190350
I show her my super mario reaction folder

she'll feel intimidated and leave

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>>68190627
>>68190684

>>68190684

konnichiwa.

o genki desu ka?

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>>68190350

call her a pleb and move to another seat

call her a liar

>>68190853
Only real patricians don't listen to music

>>68190581
she laughs at your mp3s and then she pulls out her huge dick that has .flac tattooed on it and slaps your face

>>68190959
>implying you can tell the difference between v0 and FLAC through headphones on a crowded bus

play her The Shaggs, obviously.

>>68190959
hot

tell her to stop bothering me i don't care

>>68190999
she continues slapping your face with her penis until you submit to .flac

I give her a handshake and make her my gf

>>68191041
dyke