/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

This thread stands by & supports Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al

>>68120414
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

>>68120423
quit posting from your phone, samefagging p4k shill

daily reminder good content guy is a khv.

>You don't see me pretending to be you and saying that I'm a well-liked person with a great sex life.
-- Good Content Guy !!5UXkuc+0WE8

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S65845495#p65847930

daily reminder i killed him.

>and just so everyone knows: i'm more or less done posting in these threads for now. i try and read through them some nights, but the trolls who post in these threads just make me snap and that's the last thing i need right now. (this is where you write something about how i'm easily triggered or something, you dipshit basement dwellers.)
-- Good Content Guy !!5UXkuc+0WE8

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S66890211#p66893277

Bon Iver will either be a 9+ or a heavy pan, it's bizarre and experimental but isn't kill whitey enough

Danny, Justin and Nico all looking at 9.0+ BNMs in a row.

>>68120704
only Danny will get the 9

pan for Bonnie
Nico get's an 8.4-8.5 BNM

>>68120704
>>68120770
What's Nico?

>>68120414
Danny will get panned I'm afraid. Its just not something I can march to. Thats unfortunately how P4K judges rap albums nowadays. Also there is the fact that I wouldn't say its Prog-hop. More like BLM-core/self-conscious hip hop. Not prog at all like King Krimson or Alt-J

>>68120853
Nicolás Jaar

>>68120899
>BLM-core/self-conscious hip hop
The album is good specifically because it doesn't get into this shit

>>68120899
They gave him 3 BNT, that's a guaranteed 8.8+

There hasn't been a strong AOTY contender yet. Blackstar would be cheap since they gave it an 8.something and AMSP, TGM are great but not AOTY material in p4k's sense. If the "indie/rap/indie/rap" pattern holds true they'll have a strong candidate for both.

sure is pleb-y in here.

Dat Neurosis review gon drop tonite lads. If it's less than 7 fuck p4k.

>>68120984
>2014 - RTJ2
>2015 - TPAB
indie/rap pattern is dead, Atrocity Exhibition or Coloring Book will be p4k's AOTY

danny low 9s
bonnie high 8s
jenny low 8s
nico low 8s

it's gonna go
Jaar 8.4 BNM
BI 8.7 BNM
Danny 9.3 BNM

in that order (but idk about consecutive days)

All this Nico underrating is pissing me off

>>68121284
8.5s for everyone, score of 2016 and the new p4k safe mode review

>>68120899
>>68120926
both of you can fuck off

>>68120934
See Doris

>>68121439
but Doris didn't live up to those tracks, AE does

>>68120984

dat Skeleton Tree doe

Bon Iver is gonna get a 9 or above. You can tell just from the amount of coverage, plus one of the songs already got BNT

jenny hval will prob get a safe 8.3 bnm. great album - in my top 5 of the year.

>>68121389
its not great tbqh

but critics will eat it up

Brandon Stosuy Bon Iver review confirmed
https://twitter.com/brandonstosuy/status/781146037067153408

>>68121630
9.4 confirmed

File: 1433734988737.jpg (66KB, 300x288px)

66KB, 300x288px

>>68120899
dude you copied this from the fucking danny brown thread last night. get out of here.

>>68121116
>there will never be another white indie aoty

if bon srsly gets above danny i am done with this indie trash site & their unbearable whiteness

if dubs danny gets 9+ bnm
if trips bon iver gets 9.5+ bnm
if quads, both of them get below an 8

>>68121627
>Thinks Blood Bitch is great
>Doesn't think Sirens is great
Top pleb

>>68121779
blood bitch deals with it's themes, politics, and subject matter in a far more cogent manner than sirens does. hval is also a stronger vocalist than jaar and the album as a whole is super cohesive.

When will they give a woman another score above 9.0??? Last one was HooM

>>68121715
>>68121717
Ummm...
So p4k is unbearably white site that will never give a white musician AOTY again?
Okay

>>68121867
>HooM
?

>>68121879
>doesnt know hoom

danny brown 8.4 because pitchfork will ALWAYS disappoint with experimental rap reviews

>>68121879

Have One On Me by Joanna Newsom

>>68121867
Last one was Fiona Apple in 2012, not HOOM.
Then again, you might also count Anohni for this year

Inb4 >her

I want that useless bitchfork guy and his charts to come back. I miss his bad gimmick for some reason.

>>68121962
>>68121867
Just saw you said above 9.0, whoops

>>68121947
Thank you.

>>68121962
>above 9.0

Those both got 9.0

>>68121970
you conditioned yourself to them, it comes with being on 4chan, you learn to live with the shitposting until you almost feel bad when it stops because you know nothing else

>>68121962
>her

>>68121867
Grimes will be receiving her 10 in 2018/19

>>68122041
kys

>>68120414
All this false hype. probably the least amount of bangers he's ever put on a record with the shittest lines. Cool album art though.

>>68122166
>the shittiest lines
>titties out like new orleans
>slurp that pussy up like lo mein

>>68122166

>All this false hype. probably the least amount of bangers he's ever put on a record

are you parodying witless teenagers right now or are you literally one of them

Danny Brown 8.7
Nicky Jaar 8.4
Bonny Bear TEN

screen cap me for i am the one true prophet

9.2

>>68122166
shitpost

>>68122496
oops i meant
nicky jaar 8.7
danny brown 8.9
im still 1 true prophet

Jaar BNM 8.7

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Nicolas Jaar 8.7 BNM by Jonah Bromwich
Warpaint 6.7 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Moor Mother 8.2 by Kevin Lozano
Blonde Redhead 7.3 by Stuart Berman

One of three done. Was expecting at least 8.6 for Jaar but hoping for a 9+, do they give back to back 9+'s to anyone not named Kanye?

Jaar should have gotten a 9.5

jaar gets the 8.7 holly herndon "we care about this kind of music!" score

3 MORE TO GO

JENNY HVAL 8.3 BNM
22 MILLI 8.9 BNM
DANNY 9.2 BNM

>>68122646
this week has been nuts

>>68122622
I wonder if P4K actually cares about that kinda music or if p4ks audience just puts so much weight on hip-hop rankings so artists like Jaar would totally go under the radar if not for the bnm

>>68122594
anco had 3 in a row, and i wouldnt doubt sung tongs would have gotten it too

>>68122668
probably because people like jaar are more towards the "idm" side of underground dance music

>>68122683
I think what Jaar has been doing since his debut has been in a class of its own. A lot of people hate of him because he is a p4k and RA darling but he has taken many risks and arguably knocked all of them out of the park. I cannot name a stronger record in 2015 than Pomegranates.

>>68122712
RA?

>>68122668
yes, p4k likes boring dance music. it's why they have a hard-on 4 ppl like jaar and jon hopkins and why worthy shit barely ever gets above an 8.1.

>>68122712
the thing is jaar is such an incredible dj that it overshadows his actual output for me. i dont think anything will ever top his boiler room set

>>68122739
jon hopkins deserved it

>>68122724
resident advisor

>>68120926
Agreed

>>68122757
jaar is pretty nondescript as a dj...have you ever been to a club? lol

and jon hopkins is total pish

>>68122779
have you been to any of his actual sets? i caught him for a second at fyf a couple years ago and it was insane, shit got me way into minimal house

>>68122650
about as nuts as may 5th when tons of shti came out that week

>>68122808
yes, and i didn't think much of it. but minimal house is, imo, the dirge of dance music. and if i'm gonna listen to that then villalobos is a far more entertaining dj in that field even if he can be inconsistent (he's fucked on drugs a lot lol).

listening to Danny Brown's new album now, there better be bangers to this one

>>68122856
the minimal stuff is like, idk, transcendental for me. everything changed when i was at some hippy prom in LA and someone gave me a hit off a popper, i was in the bathroom next to the dancefloor and the muted beat was so.... affecting. i got into wolfgang voigt a ton after that ordeal. lowkey dance music brings me closer to god

>>68122920
that's fine. to me it's just so...empty i guess. i mean, it's alright for home listening but at the club? nah m8. too introspective and tends to clear the floors. transcendent for me is probably all the times i've seen omar or jeremy.

Bonnie bears gettin a 10 boys

>>68121867
Bloom got a 9.1