You're going back home midning your own business at 3 am

her

tell her
start a friendly conversation
reach my stop and say goodbye

"none of your business"

>>55112291
nothing, i just have my headphones in right now pretending to listen to music

Two options;
1. I don't hear it becuase my music is louder
or
2. I ignore and keep watching out the window because I do not like talking to people

>>55112291
young fathers

>>55112338
that's not really two options

>>55112323

you dont belong on 4chan normie

swans - public castration is a good idea

wanna listen?

>>55112365
not a douchebag =/= normie

I take my 3.5mm audio jack splitter out of my pocket and ask if she wants to listen.

>>55112323
only correct answer

also maybe ask her fb if the conversation went well enough

>>55112291
get off at the next stop
wait an hour for the next bus

*tips fedora, swishes trenchcoat and vanishes in a flash of smoke*

put on my costanza meme face and not respond

>>55112353
isn't it?

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>>55112291
I knew a girl who looked kinda like her and we were good friends at some point & she send me messages that she didnt have sex in a while and is horny. so we joked around & she told me to come over but since I wasnt shure if she was joking or and not (and also insecure as all hell) I changed the subject like an idiot and stayed at home

>>55112291
I'd tell her what I was listening to. What's the problem?

>>55112697
dammit anon

>>55112697
she was just messing with you to see how pathetic you are. good thing you switched it up quick.

>>55112390
Being socially inept =/= being a douchebag

>>55112697
>being friends with a girl
I can't feel to this.

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>>55112697

>>55112828
good for you

the feeling of both knowing you're not going to be without her and keeping this tiny bit of hope while daydreaming about you and her is something I don't rparticularly recommend

>>55112697
>she send me messages that she didnt have sex in a while and is horny

what a fucking whore

>>55112291
BIATCH!

>>55112697
i'd probably do the same

i feel u

>>55112871
Yeah, it's great not having friends.

>>55112291
Just imagine the typical skinny, greasy /mu/ browser taking this picture. He thinks he's being sneaky, but she can see him and is incredibly uncomfortable.

>>55112872
yeah sex is bad/evil

>>55112916
i didn't say that, i just called her a whore

>>55112930
yeah girls wanting to have sex is bad/evil

>>55112951
correct

IDM

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>>55112916
>>55112893
>>55112871
>>55112697
>>55112736
>>55112390
>>55112323
>>55112951

GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIES. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING WARNING. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE. THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WAR AGAINST ALL NORMIE SCUM THAT THINK THEY'RE WELCOME OUTSIDE OF THEIR SHITTY /SOC/ CONTAINMENT BOARD. GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIES AUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55112291
show her my kpop collection

>>55112291
Who is this erection ejection confection?

>>55112697

Now I feel bad too. Damn it anon.

>>55112951
It isn't, but it makes me very uncomfortable.

>>55112980
>/SOC/
>NORMIES

Lel ok m8

>>55112978
My nigga!

I'd immediately tell her, "the most intelligent rapper still working, and if you were smart you'd know who I meant just from that" (Schoolboy Q, for the plebs out there).

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>>55113039
>People who browse a board dedicated to attentionwhoring
>Not normies
>>>/facebook/
>>>/soc/

>>55112291
"The Shins, you know 'em?"
"No"
"Oh you gotta hear this one song, it'll change your life forever."

>>55113041

perfect 3am bus music after goin out n getin rekt

>>55112291
if i'm going at home at 3am it was probably a bad night because otherwise i would have stayed longer
if it was a bad night i'm probably in a disappointed mood
if i'm in a disappointed mood i probably listen to some depressing shit
or some ambient. or maybe not

well then i tell her what i'm listening to i guess

then i fingerbang the shit out of her, that's how it work, isn't it

>>55112291
Fluid druid>Semen Demon

>>55113072
u av ne recs 4 me m8?

>>55113057

But facebook is socially acceptible. Anyhow last time I visited SOC it was just "r8 my scrotum" threads.

>>55113108

Meet me round the back of Tesco in 40 and I can hit u up m8

>>55113113
sending dick and cunt pix to random strangers is normal now, or so i've heard

>>55113139

I love the future.

>>55113152
you mean the present

>>55113164

No

>>55113098
Urethra Barrister >

She looks like a prostitute. Loose women may be loaded with disease.

>>55113178
Yes

>>55113187
It has to rhyme, retard

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>>55112291
if she doesnt immediately suck your cock when you tell her youre listening to this, the bitch aint worth it and deserves to have her earrings ripped out

>>55113280
Urethra Barrista then

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>>55112697
Same story. Then she lost interest in me and one month later she stopped communicate with me

>>55113281
>not Grace Under Pressure
no, she's right to ignore you
>>55113310
this one's pretty good

>>55113310
That doesn't rhyme either

>>55113379
i don't care

>>55113375
No it's not good you stupid spic, it doesn't rhyme and makes zero sense

>>55112291
it's all in ya energy I'd pop off hot as cuz her legs are fresh and she looks mad sexy like she suck a dick jennifer lawrence

sO I would switch to "drunk mode" to shut off self consciousenss and say WHATEVER came into my mind to throw her for hte loop and get her interested, something that she doesnt expect to excite her, the words and meaning of the statement is meaningless

"nothing i'm just sitting here hanging out"

then she says "what?" but remember comprehension is not the most important thing

I slam her with a very fast change of subject "what you doin tonight" her frame of mind has been shifted and she is now interested in me and her energy is being directed onto me her attention is focused on me hell yeah

>>55113474

And by the time you've managed to rehearse this scenario 6 or 7 times in your head she's already got off the bus and you've missed your stop.

>>55113027
fucking hell

Am I the only one who finds this thread a bit creepy...

weres dkino

>>55112781
yeah thats exactly what I worried abt. like I'd show up at her door and she'd laugh and tell me it was just a joke. that woulda been awkward as hell. on the other side I've been telling myself that she could've been serious and I was just too much of a coward

>>55112871
agreed. I tend to do this and shits not healthy. dont really have any female friends anymore these days

>>55112872
nah I thought it was ok but was too fucking scared that she'd dump me

>>55113343
sucks bruh. a few months after this we also grew apart and dont talk anymore now

>>55112697
haha fag

>>55113686
queque

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>>55112697
>>55113343

i call the police on her and start crying hysterically

just to flip the script i wonder if she secretly wants you or the boy next to her to initiate a conversation with her like i would with a girl

like i was at a gig the other week and there were a couple of qt standing on their own looking pretty disinterested. i debated approaching them but it felt it would have been inconsiderate whereas i would have loved it if they approached me

>le hypothetical grill meme

You guys suck, try actually talking to girls you autists.

>>55112291
If I'm listening to something on the subway, it's probably Rush or Voltaire. Otherwise, I'm not on public transit.

>>55114150

where do i meet girls

>>55112291
Simon and Garfunkel.

>>55114173
>where do i meet girls

I meet girls all the time, because I actually leave my house.

>>55114173
Nowhere. Women are a tv and film fiction. I've never met one.

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>>55112291
>2nd floor front seat on megabus
nice. guess i give her my headphones for a minute and if she digs these smooth housey vibes hop over the aisle and pull out my trusty y-splitter

>>55114216

yeah but where

>>55114254
I guess right in front of his house

>>55114216
where do u live anon?? I wanna see dem gurls

>>55114254
choose an university
sign up for liberal arts
????
profit

>>55114292
Performing Arts major here. Can confirm.
>I'm going to die penniless

>>55114292
>going to college
good goy

Dem bitches love Burial or not?

>>55114254
>>55114280
>yeah but where

Fucking outside nigger. Try dressing nice and leaving your house, have a dog to walk or something. I've met all kinds of people.

I completely ignore her, never even glancing in her direction
>associating with womemes

>>55114343
where they at tho?
where they at

>>55114366
literally everywhere

>>55114343

are you seriously suggesting i go outside and start chatting up random girls on the street

>>55114392
Just stepped outside all I saw was a racoon and even that was a guy, face it women are purely a work of fiction

>>55114418
yes, thats what non-autistic people do. grow some balls faggot

>>55114434
this
women are a meme, nothing more

>>55114439

that sounds awful

how do people react when a random stranger stops them and asks to talk

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>>55114439

>>55114418
>are you seriously suggesting i go outside and start chatting up random girls on the street

Yes, girls are people, flesh and blood like you and me, if you can't talk to them well there's no hope for you.

What I have a bigger problem with is not random grills but the sort of woman that makes music and has actual talent. There I'd be swimming pretty hard upstream just to be able to speak to.

quickly change to Mangum's bulgarian folk album and look away

>>55114439
anon confirmed for harassing random strangers on dem streets. I better stay noided

>>55114439
i did that once and this girl started spouting random sjw tumblr shit

>>55114540
>harassing
Way to project your insecurities bro.

Interacting with other people isn't harassing them.

>>55114600
It is for most girls if you're ugly and/or poor.

walk over and tell her to stop manspreading. she's taking up precious transportation room on this near-empty bus.

>>55112291
The Beatles.
>Oh that's cool. I love The Beatles.
Cool. *nod
>Who's your favorite Beatle?
Paul McCartney
>Oh nice, I've always liked Ringo
*Stare at her like she's retarded then continue listening and looking out the window on my side.

This actually happened and I dont regret it at all because people who like Ringo are fucktards.

>>55113063
Corny

>>55112291
I'm listening to Jeff Rosenstock. Now go away or I won't be able to relate

>>55114439
>thats what non-autistic people do

sorry buddy, it never work. and if the other person isn't running away, then you should, because she's desperate.

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>tfw got drunk with a good friend a few weeks ago and almost lost virginity to her but couldn't get it up with a naked girl lying on you

idk what the fuck happened it's all the worse because at night it was fine and had a raging boner but she wanted to wait until the morning and then fucking nope my dick stopped working we drank a lot of whiskey so I think I legit got whiskey dick

I think we're gonna be fuck buddies from now on tho just a matter of figuring out when I/she has a free house and she's still being a rly good friend and is ok with us being just friend and is still tryna hook me up with one of her friends so that's gr8

>>55114489
>tfw stopped by a QT charity worker
>spend like an hour stood in pissing rain talking to her
>she mentions how people keep asking for her number and it's really creepy
>was about to ask for her number

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>>55114711
sounds good anon

>>55114755

did you at least give her some money for her charity

>>55114335
only if the lights are dimmed on the overnight bus and it's raining outside

>>55114627
>It is for most girls if you're ugly and/or poor.
Only because you think it is or you act like a creep or something. If you calm down and act like a normie then you really aren't.

I'm both of those things and I've never had a problem interacting with women.

>>55114755
You fool, you should have done it, and given zero fucks about it, also staying out in the rain getting soaked is incredibly romantic.

>>55114711
how old are you anon?

>>55114711
>tfw get a boner before sex
>lose it as soon as i have to put the condom on
this has fucked up my last 4 times i tried having sex in the past month, before that i was with a chick who let me fuck without one on, did i get spoiled?

Cry.

>>55114711
I got drunk with a girl one day a few weeks back, she was making out with me really hard and I was so into it but there was nothing going on down there. I'm not on medication or anything so I don't know if it was stress or something, but I'm kind of nervous for when I lose my virginity now. Is this normal or are we fucking weird?

>>55114819
No, I didn't have my bank details or card and they only take electronic payment.
So I got her number and told her I'd call her to sort it out later. :^)

Then I went to the pub and lost my phone, lel

>>55114755
you couldv'e joked 'yeah was about to ask this' and then just wait for her reaction

>>55114842
>losing boners with condoms
this fucking happens to me all the fucking time its so annoying. my ex FWB and i decided just to fuck without it anyway. it was great.

>>55114711
Hooked up with a girl from a bar once but I was to drunk to get it up, in the morning it would have been but she only wanted to cuddle, and we were really hungover, spent the rest of the day lying in bed and showing each other music. But I didn't have the courage to contact her since then

she looks almost identical to my ex gf. Seriously it's creepy. I fucked for 5 years. Good times, bad times

>>55114755
she was giving you the hint. ya blew it.

>>55114654
/r/ that copy pasta where the kid causes his dads suicide by mocking his favorite dad rock bands, or something like that.

>>55112397
underrated post. But those splits sound like shit, don't they? I never experienced much with them

>>55114868
>>55114711
I thought underage people couldn't post on /mu/

>>55114936
No idea what youre talking about

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>>55114771
man I wish I knew why I'm not that into her tho she's a solid 7.5/10 and we've been friends for a year now and she's into music too and has always been super supportive about everything and helped me get off with people before and this is a guy who didn't get his first kiss until he was 17 and she'd probably be a great gf but I'm just not that into her sigh

ah well she's still ok with us being just friends and maybe fucking occasionally and she's still being super nice and tryna set me up with one of her ultra qt friends so I guess it's actually pretty good!

>>55114840
20

I fap daily and I'm thinking that might be fucking with things so these days I'm trying to only fap when I feel like I need to rather than out of habit I don't have the discipline to go full nofap

>>55114868
I have no clue anon :c maybe quit fapping like I'm trying to or do it less? idk man I hope that will help

>>55114895
dude do it! if she wanted to fuck you then she'll probably still want to fuck you now this friend of mine is definitely still up for it and we've talked about it just tricky to actually arrange it

damn I'm glad so many of you seem to relate to my post hahah I'm glad it happened I don't really consider myself a virgin any more and I've always had ">tfw no gf" problems and I seriously think it's just going to snowball from here and be so much easier now

>>55114755
should have done this >>55114874 sorry anon numbers are easy it's everything after that's hard at least for me

>>55114992
I'm a 19 year old guy

>>55114868
totally normal bruh. your first time will at 90% be awkward as fuck

>>55113164
maybe he's from the future and didn't mean to reply to that post, he was just stating he loves the future

ITT: /mu/ cant get a boner
>>55114711
>>55114842
>>55114893
>>55114868

>>55115027
only awkward if you make it awkward

when I almost lost it this friend said she was really surprised that it was my first time and said that I was one of the better people she'd been with and that I'll probably be amazing once I get practice and it seemed like a genuine response rather than bullshit and I didn't even actually fuck her so that's a good sign

I guess just don't stress over it and focus on foreplay and making her feel good rather than slipping it in and lasting 20 seconds

>>55115027
>>55115146
also listen to loads of D'Angelo and The Weeknd and Marvin Gaye

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>>55115138

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>this thread

I may be a fucking social retard unable to take any initiative and physically fucked up by anxiety, but at least there are worse cases

>>55115231
iktf bro.

>>55112323
>start a friendly conversation
>reach my stop and say goodbye

Beta as fuck confirmed

>not getting her number
>friend-to-friend conversation instead of man-to-woman

I bet you listen to Kendrick Lamar

>>55114711
>>55114868
>>55114893
>>55115027

I can't believe the number of limp dicks on 4chan. It's like a plague. I say you guys limit your fapping to 2-3 times a week (totally reasonable). Fapping several times a day everyday is probably what's crippling your performance. I fap without control on sundays and sometimes mondays, and then I spend the rest of the week recharging batteries. By the time friday and saturday comes, when I "get lucky" my boner is hard as a rock and all is feelsy and electrical. Gotta watch for the premature ejaculation but it's just a matter of changing positions, fingering, licking, etc.

tl; dr: don't fap so much

>>55115231
I'm in that boat right along with you.

>>55115307

i cant browse the internet without fapping every couple of hours

>>55115307
This, it would be best to fap maybe once a week

>>55115307
Sex is violence.

>>55115138
ITT: at least /mu/ is getting with girls I guess

>>55115345

ive never touched a girl

i dont even remember the last time i talked to one

>>55115336
Thrice actually.

>>55114694
this

>>55112291
Is that an Ariva bus?

>>55115340
you bet I fuck like a bull. Last time I had my dick sore for a few days. It was hot as fuck

>>55112307
kek

>>55115368
>ive never touched a girl
lol faggot.

I've held a knife to girls throat, was enjoyable, at the very least. Better than actual sex with her.

>>55115307
I used to fap everyday and when I was with a girl within that period I couldn't keep it up, last time I was with a girl I didn't fap for one week and it worked

>>55115430

dont be mean

>>55115138
Happened to me a year ago
I was kind of sick and my fuckbuddy visited me, we ended up making out hard and after 2 minutes of fucking it went down, didn't even give me the chance to cum.
I got a BJ out of it and it still was dead, fucking flu
By the way we were both sick for a while after that

>>55115334
This.
Never had an issue keeping it up though

>>55115430
possible closet homosexual

>>55115499
>dont be mean

I love being cruel, but I would never have hurt her. It's only the threat that gets me off.

I put it best as >>55115340

>>55115138
Cause wer're probably all depressed and fap to much

>>55115138
happened to me until i was 17 or something, had two or three complete disasters trying to have sex" - and even a girlfriend for half a year! she managed to wank me off once though, dunno where that boner came from.

then i got drunk with a lady one day and it's been good ever since

boner problems are common

>>55112291
>some day a girl will ask me what I'm listening and we will engage in a conversation

this is like the ultimate /mu/ fantasy?

>>55115430
patrician

>>55115616

its happened to me several times

nothing came out of it

>>55115427
that feel when i've ripped my foreskin so bad it starts to bleed a bit

rough sex is dangerous

>>55115664
probably not a real risk when using a condom

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLIMUzfPBXU

lmao myke just posted this.
I'd prefer feefo's opinion on this more tho. how to make a date bump in the whip

>>55115626
I let her destroy me, no matter what I did to her physically, she had total control over my emotions at the time.

I'm glad she's living her life, and free to do whatever she wants to.

I hate it when people talk to me while I'm wearing headphones.

>>55115727
kek at that fart story

All of you awkward types need to learn to work with it. You can be awkward and withheld and still get pussy. A lot of girls will mistake your awkwardness for mysteriousness if you can play it off right.

When you're talking to a girl and feeling awkward as fuck.. Just be vague.. Be quiet.. listen and ask questions. Don't expose more of yourself than you have to. I've had girls wanting to fuck me without telling them a damn thing about myself.

>>55115915

ive done this and i feel i just come off as boring

>>55112291
This kind of actually happened to me once, it wasn't 3am it was only like 10pm and the conversation started a little differently

>Waiting by myself at train station in January of last year, it snowed earlier that day so there was snow on the ground.
>I had my guitar with me because I had just played a show
>I was the only person at the station when I got there so I had my headphones on
>Qt grill shows up, looked to be about my age (22 at the time)
>I wasn't really planning on talking to her then, I had no idea what I could even say that wouldn't be weird and awkward.
>Still though, I lit up a cigarette because I thought it would look cool to stare moodily at train tracks while smoking a cigarette. I figured since I had a guitar on my back I would go all the way with the Thoughtful Songwriter Boy image.
>She goes to sit down on the metal bench a few feet away from where I'm standing, but as soon as her legs tough the seat she bolts up and goes "FUCK, THAT'S COLD."
>I try my best to pretend that I didn't notice
>"You didn't see that, did you?" she says
>"Notice what?" with a sly smile
>She asks about my guitar
>We end up talking at the station until the train comes and then sit next to her on the train
>She was on her way home from her parent's house, she took a bunch of her mom's old journals from when she lived in England back in the 70's
>We get to our stop and part ways
>We didn't share contact information, spend most of the walk back regretting that

She never asked what I was listening to. It was Burn Your Fire for No Witness by Angel Olsen.

>>55116039
nice story bro

>>55115915
>All of you awkward types need to learn to work with it. You can be awkward and withheld and still get pussy. A lot of girls will mistake your awkwardness for mysteriousness if you can play it off right.

Precisely, I'm glad someone else understands.

You can use that assburger distance as charm if you work it the right way. "Oh he's dark and mysterious." That sort of thing.

>>55116115
It sounds pretty made up now that I see it written down but I promise it actually happened

>>55115940
It requires a certain skill. It's all about your eyes. A person can tell your disinterested in a heart beat if you're not using your eyes correctly. You need to become a good actor.

Hardly anything in life is easy. Learning to get pussy isn't like learning a bar trick..It's an art. It takes time and effort. It'll be hard for a while.. But once you get a rhythm going, you'll start seeing way more return. Practice makes perfect.

The only correct answer is: pretend you don't hear over your avant-garde 2deep4u noise and post "tfw no patrician qt 3.14 g/f" meme on /mu/ as soon as she leaves

>>55113063
Isn't that from Perks of A Wallflower or whatever?

>>55115915
>>55116129
>>55116225

Congratulations on the three of you for being white and having a pretty face.

>>55116225
>this whole post
>written without a shred of irony

>>55113063

"Meme Grips, you know 'em?"
"No"
"Oh you gotta hear this one song, it'll change your life forever."

>>55116281
Garden State

used to be the ultimate hipster movie some time ago

>>55116290
>Congratulations on the three of you for being white and having a pretty face.

I'm white but I don't have a pretty face though. I'm ugly as fuck, but I try to use that to my advantage by being witty and 'charming'. At the very least it sets me apart from other guys by having character and humor.

>>55116345
Do you know what Character and humor get you? A big black dick in your girlfriends pussy.

>>55116387
>all this projecting.

I'm sorry bro.

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>>55115402
I'm pretty sure it's a Berlin double decker bus.

>>55115231

Right? Haha....

Honestly, I doubt any girl would chat me up at 3AM on public transit, but I'd probably say Portishead or something. Or be honest and admit I'm listening to Death Grips or something like that.