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I'm starting a website where I review people that review

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I'm starting a website where I review people that review music. It's going to be a comedy driven thing.

Give me a list of music reviewers to review. Anthony is a given.
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>>52509519

Velocities In Music
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>>52509519
scruffy
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i remember there was an italian wiki somewhere that had a huge hilarious satire on scruffles
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>>52509618
>>52509657

Added.
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That one guy who wants to be Anthony... I think his channel is called TheRecordSpins.
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/mu/
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>>52509787

I'm not going for my phd, friendo, just some laughs.
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don't forget about the dean of rock criticism, lord christgau
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>>52509688

what's your site going to be called?
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>>52509829

Not sure, ideas? I wanted to write up a handful before I put it up.
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call it "the drone"
pls
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>>52509852
"the faggot"
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>>52509852
"rate your music - reviewer edition"
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>>52509888

sure is summer in here for being December.
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>>52509852
cricket: a review

dress it up like a sports page
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nme
christgau
p4k - all of the silly ones including ryan "cool cat" schiteiber
lester bangs
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>>52509852

"Darude- Sandstorm"
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daclassicrockfan
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>>52509930
>oh he said faggot, he's new here >xD
literally fuck off kid, I've been here longer than you, ask your mom
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>>52510000

neildegrassetysonwatchoutbadass.jpg
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>>52510000

>literally fuck off kid, I've been here longer than you, ask your mom
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>>52510113

heh
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>>52509888
>>52510000
americans...
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>ctrl + f
>no marcel's music journal
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>>52510639

They sure do get trips and quads, though.
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>>52509777
oh that fag, didnt he have a copy of akuma no uta
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>>52509777

Trips and quads uuuururrrrwhere in this thread yo
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>>52510660
considered it but it's probably best not to give him more exposure
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Like "Ripfork"? Be careful to not sound that desperately frustrated with other people's opinions.
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>>52511306

Haven't heard of ripfork. I'll check it out, good advise.
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kill yourself
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>>52511331
link?
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>>52511093
why? i think it would be great to support him if you're not associating yourself with /mu/.
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>>52509519
Scaruffi
Autothrall
Marcel
EQPTV
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ARTV? Not as well-known as people like Jimminy Blimblammo but he's alright
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anus.com

their death metal reviews are ripe for the lampooning
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>>52509519
the dude at antigravitybunny, whatever his name is.

by the way, that blog is an excellent source for drone music, it's just that the guy gives full points to anything he ever reviews
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>>52509519
That pic make my weenie tingle
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>>52509519
Pitchfork, NME, and Christgau are a must. You know, because they're the worst.
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The Amazing Atheist and that old fedora metal guy
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>>52511954
Has the Amazing Fedora reviewed anything other than Anthony's Manson review?
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>>52511967
He rants about how modern music sucks every now and then. He has a youtube 'Justin Bieber sucks' playlist with 20 videos. Not a reviewer per se, but I think he qualifies and he'd sure as hell be butthurt about it.
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>>52511954
Fedora metal guy is Coverkillernation
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>>52512025
oh god dont get me started on that fucking hack
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>>52512025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YIjME2jpo
How did I not know about this grease beast?
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>>52511954

The biggest music related cringe I have ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJpY5RgUOas&index=66&list=PL0hJSimNbp1fcUxb_uZfASEA8CrxvuOyA
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>>52512069
clubs are pretty basic bitch though
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Jenny death When??
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>>52512069
Wow.
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>>52511306
>ripfork
Wow, I'm reading this and it's pretty embarrassing.
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I know people have mentioned Pitchfork already, but Brent fucking DiCrescenzo.

Seriously, everything he writes is a goddamn train-wreck even for people who agree with his opinions.
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>>52511576
because he needs to take a few years out of the lime light to cool down and mature
he's obviously not ready for the internet fame
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>>52509858
Yes
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>>52512133
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Mark Prindle. The weirdo god of music reviews.
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OP here. This list is a good start. Thanks bros.
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>>52513316
I'll be waiting for links on /mu/ once you get it set up.
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>>52509519
nme and p4k are easy targets
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do Peter Travers from Rolling Stone and make the whole video a complaint about why nothing he reviews is music
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>>52513435

Certainly.

>>52513592

I'm actually not sure if I wanna do a video or text. We'll see.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCytH7v9Nek
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REVIEWBRAH

Check out Report of the Week on Youtube. Dude is baller as fuck.
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>>52511614
>EQPTV

yarp
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>>52509519
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>>52515239
Yes most girls have this faggot

you wouldn't know though because you have never been that close
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>>52513636
do text

videos are for morons
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>>52515239
>has never been this close to a lady irl to know they all have this
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>>52515239
God I want to lick those hairs so much.
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>>52515239

Braces. I know, right?
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>>52515239
mammals bro

fucken crazy
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>>52515279
>>52515294
It was too easy.
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>>52515386
for you
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>>52515406
Exactly.
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>>52515608
Shit we were trolled guys he was only pretending to be retarded
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>>52515289

I was kinda leaning this way. Plus, the ability to keep it anonymous would be a plus, I would think.
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>>52509858
>>52512251

I actually like that a lot.
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