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tfw when you're really into black metal but there are no

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tfw when you're really into black metal but there are no legit forests in your area
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if u were rly in2 it, u'd kill yerself rite now
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>tfw want to start a band and go on craiglists looking for a bassist and possible lead guitarist
>tfw everyone in my town wants to start a metalcore band
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>tfw i want to die
how should i go about this lads?
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Do you have a hardware store that sells plants in your area?
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>tfw one of your work friends goes on 4chan and spews EPIC MEEMS all the fucking time

I hate you Teddy
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tfw your'e a Jew who loves Burzum and finds Varg sexually attractive and knows you'll never get to please him in bed cuz he's racist
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>>49942946
what makes being in a forest important? Lol
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>>49943150
He would probably hatefuck you if he got drunk enough
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>>49943056
Turn it into a opera
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>tfw i had the best song writing session in a long time while playing guitar tonight

I've been playing in different tunings and I'm now just realizing how much more shit you can do with it.
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>>49943056
channel your dark energy into a dungeon synth album.
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>>49943163

Except he doesn't drink the alcoholic jew.
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tfw when you realized Agalloch is from America and John looks like Steven Wilson
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>>49943279
forgot to attach this pic
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>>49943310

GOAT tier, there's literally a goat in the photo.
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>>49943056
make a shitty lo fi black metal tape, get a distro to run with it then kill yourself
you'll be a kvlt icon
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>told yourself you'll never listen to musicians with racist/nazi etc opinions
>started listening to Burzum
>told yourself it's ok as long as those opnions aren't expressed in the music
>Started listening to NSBM

fuck it
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>>49943208
actually been thinking about this
>>49943350
>kill yourself
>you'll be a kvlt icon
also been thinking about this. having one show, like a noise show in a garage with like 7 people (with whom i all know) then just pulling a 12 gauge and blast my face off ya know?
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>>49943056
Be a really hardcore shit eating cunt, promise to kill yourself on stage and then actually do it, not just disappoint everybody by ODing on heroin instead.
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>>49942983
be a one man black metal band. that seems to be a trending thing nowadays
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>live in the desert instead of the frozen north
>listen to RABM and crust

I'm like the inverse black metal fan.
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>>49943975
Or go full Mütiilation
Start again from scratch, but don't kill yourself.
Let people believe you did.
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>tfw really into black metal, but have no forest
>only the shitties part of the town
>nearest tree is miles away
>think about making some home-made black metal about the absurdity of urban life and the lack of wildlife
>not sure if it's a bad idea or a terrible idea
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>>49944334
GG?
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>>49944624
that would be Sunbather m8
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>>49945346
Sunbather is more of an introvertive experience though.
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>>49942946
>tfw varg vill never invite me to one of his D&D sessions.
>tfw people on /mu/ always say metal is for children but through all of my schooling who lked any metal.
>tfwJon Nodtveidt is never coming back.
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>>49943156
You serious? We're all just embracing the trv feels here and you have to come and ruin it.
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>>49942946

There is a small woods just out of my back garden. The wife swears she saw an ABC out there one night.

> tfw have woods to go to, but don't want to die.
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>>49945365
>>49945377
I'm not OP by the way, just forgot to reset name.
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>tfw I was separated fro the music I love by the circumstances of my birth.
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>>49942946

Is there a church kicking about at least?
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Ok, so I've never really been a metal guy. Could anyone post their definition of good black metal?
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>>49947645
Dissection - Where Dead Angels Lie:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q78Teqr2T6E

It's an amazing song, and pretty accessible for black metal. It shows that metal has plenty to offer, and is a great place to start.

But if it's not your thing then it's not your thing. Hope you enjoy, but if you don't then no big deal.
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>>49942946
>really into black metal
>says "legit"
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>>49947718
I think this is likely /mu/ hipster moron irony, but I should inform you that you can like black metal without having to say 'ov' all the time.
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>>49945365
The great plains are pretty black metal

You can use that photo of the Buffalo Skull Mountain as your album art/band name too
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>tfw really into black metal and there's an arboretum nearby
close enough
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>>49942946
That is the saddest thing I have ever heard.
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>>49944334
RIP GG
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>>49943150
he threw his principles over and over again, it would suprise me if he gets fucked by a nigger
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>>49948825
would not
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>>49942983
>>49943441

I know that feel.

>>49944624

Go on.

>>49947645

I don't really know, there are so many good things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACxklBLUqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ubctz2ywA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk_gIOSHviA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0l4B_QiZD0
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Botanical gardens are pretty black metal.
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