>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Tangerine the Tangerine?

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>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Tangerine the Tangerine? I thought not. It’s not a story the Justice League would tell you. It’s a DC legend. Darth Tangerine was a Dark Tangerine of the League of Tangerine Shadows, so powerful and so wise he could use the tangerines to influence the child to create rubies… He had such a knowledge of tangerines that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting scurvy. The dark side of the Tangerine is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be the size of a child. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his tangerines, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his tangerine everything he knew, then his tangerine killed him in his sleep. Tangironic. He could save others from tangerines, but not a tangerine.