*URRRP* God's not real Morty
the Redditor begins to chuckle
Y-Your parents are fucking idiots Morty, life is pointless *FARTS*
The Redditor starts to laugh out loud, spraying Cheeto bits all over his computer screen as his man breasts begin to jiggle excessively from the excitement
POOP FUCK POOPY DOOP SHIT HAHA
The Redditor loses controls of his bowels and rolls on the floor in his excrement between gasps for air through his agonizing guffaws
*UURRRP* I"M A PICKLE MORTY WOOPY DOOPY FUCK SHIT DICK LOOK AT ME
The redditor is now unconscious as the shit and spaghetti begins to block his airflow, the leftover air being hyperventilated out of his body from extreme, insane laughter
I feel like I've seen this thread before....