Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet /o/? >3x

>>25670
I'm just not in the market for a turnkey performance platform right now.

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>Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet /o/?
my daily commute is longer than 6 miles

I dont own one because Im poor and motorcycles are faster.

>>25670
I'm litterally that broke at the moment.

And the only Corvettes that fall in my price range are C4's right now. (Which I like but...I don't want one really)

And C5's which are dropping scream mid life crisis/boomer more than any other generation.

It needs a 3.5L Ecoboost V6

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>>25759
>11 mpg
>getting worse gas mileage than its predecessor despite being "eco"
in the shitter

http://archive.4plebs.org/o/search/filename/%20gook%20slayer/

kys alphonse

>>27057
Goddamnit. I knew, and yet I clicked. these spoiler images must be like christmas for fucks like you.

>>25670
One of the things that made the Corvette so iconic and so damn cool looking was the hidden headlamps. By removing them it just looks another generic sportscar.

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>>25670
Because I'm very poor and my food is only pasta and buckwheat.

>>25670
No thanks I'm not into steampunk

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I dont like pieces of shit

>>27810
You're stupid.
What made the corvette cool and iconic was the fact that it was the domestic super car.
Butthurt people pretend it's a fud rocket because it's not an exotic.

>>25759
"Ecoboost" the 5.2 voodoo and then will be in business.

>>28374
Are you still raping girls ethan?

>>25759

> corvette
> not getting the 7-liter engine option (C6 Z06)

>>28413
Enjoy your droppd valves

>>28429

> not getting one that's gotten the warranty repair

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>>25670
>only 50k
>only

That's why.

Best I could manage is about 1200 on the down payment for such a car and then the monthly would wind up being far more than that and i'd get assraped.
I'd just want it as a casual car anyway.

>>25670
>Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet /o/?
because
>>3x more warranty than any other supercar
i don't give a fuck, I'd rather have GTR
>>Faster than GT-R for half price
I don't give a fuck, gimme used GTR for same price.
>>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
Who the fuck cares, gimme I'd rather have NSX or 911
>>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
No it fucking doesn't it looks like a company who has very little experience in making supercars trying to make it look as glamurous as the big names but in the end it is just some fudd/boomer mobile.
>>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
I don't fucking care gimme GTR
>>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
Who cares, gimme GTR
>>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
I'd rather have fiat 500 abrath.
>>Starts at only $50k
Just like used GTR or NSX. Actually gimme NSX because i'm not a benchracing cunt like corvette fans

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>>25670
>corvette drivers think they know about exhaust notes

>>25670
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG

You know, if this was true, i would actually consider one.
But sadly you missed to press 0 instead of 3

>>25670
What good is a warranty if Chevy is just gonna deny it and tell you it's within specs so fuck off

>>25670
does it transform into a humanoid shape?