This is your date for tonight, /pol/. Say something nice to her.

Fuck niggers

>>137436
Let me tell you about the jews...

Please stay on pol.

Lets get married. Lets be mlpol forever

http://www.strawpoll.me/12655816/r

>>137436
so...em...
do you like frogs?

At least she's not black

>>137436
Your braids look like soft serve.

Why are you so fucking excited then?

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I fucking loved braided twintails.

Now if only she wasnt a FUCKING HOOOOORSEEEEE

So do you fags like to fuck imaginary ponies or whats the deal?

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>>137436
Um, this is a blind date, and I gotta be honest, I don't really date outside of my race.
T-that's not to say that you're not a pretty horsie or anything... Uh, it's just that the fourteen words are very important to me.
I'm h-happy to be friends though.

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>>137436
S-so, how do you feel about repeating digits?

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>>137599
>>137566
>>137544
kek blesses this date!
PRAISE KEK!

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>>137911
>kek blesses this date!
checked
Apparently so!

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>>137436
She has pretty braids.

>>137436
Can I see your cutie mark?

>>137436

That's one fine Aryan philly.

>>138080
Not on a first date, she not a whore.

>>137503
Best post.

>>138167
Sounds like a keeper.

So I hear you like apples?

>>137503
spbp and only correct answer

>>137736
Stay a week on /mlp/ and watch some of the good episodes and you too will crave the horse pussy.

Get out

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fucking degenerates

>>138590
Rude.

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>>137544
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12655816/r
Please make it happen Kek

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I heard you like strong men. want to head to my place?

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>>138390
wtf I love ponies now, Kek wills it?

>>138751
I prefer women.

>>138820
>/v/
You actually came out?

>>138167
>>138167
>whorse

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>>137503
If this isn't your one and only pick up line you do not have the right to plant your seed and have children.

>>138799
Kek approves

>>138799
Shadilay.

>>137436
How do you feel about the JQ?

"So what do you think about facism?"

[muffled helicopter in the distance]

>>138390
noooo DDDDD:

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you rikey wemb for horse fakus?

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>>139811

I imagine bronies don't have intersting wembs

>>137853
>loving a pony is against the 14 words
what if they are white?

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>>139860

wow that one was bad

>>137436
>>133229
>>133229
>>133229

VOTE VOTE VOTE /MLPOL/

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>>139919

If I give you enough will you go on the date HUH

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>>139989

>>139989
>THE PATRIARCHY DID THIS!!!!

>>139919
WTF is going on??

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>>140324

yes I give you wemb

>>140426

A woman is driving in china

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>>140496

eh that wasn't that good, wonder what this is

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>>140548

eh one more try before I wait for more replies

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>>140496

>>140609
Literally Europe struggling to defeat nazi Germany and US coming in to save the day.

Dog bless

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>>140660
>>140758

are there only polfags here

>>140074
Bet they wish they had a gun.

>>140609
>KEKED

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Horse fuckers must die.

Anyone claiming "horse fucking tolerance" because they got rid of muh Reddit is a fucking shareblue Antifa shill. They couldn't do shit before but their false song of tolerance is classic D&C tactics.

Fuck kikes race war now

>>141352
>>>/reddit/

>>138747
A fukking leaf.

>>137692
We almost got him

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>>141352
Drill and Ceremony?

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>>141389

>>141352
i can sniff those feet?

Do they know?

Do we have to tell them her secret?

>>137503
Spbp

>>142219
It doesn't apply if she's a p0ne, Anon.

>>137503
Ironically the qt in the OP ended up getting scammed by Jew peddlers in the episode she was shown in, so she probably would be quite interested in what you have to say.

She's disabled though, are you alright with that?

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>>142456

>>141352
you notice why there wasn't very many shill threads today? notice how actual discussion happened?

it's simple, you reddit fucked having been bumping the fucked out of the shill threads. no bumps=no threads

pollacks have been trying to tell you fucks for months to ignore them or hide them. have you listened?

ponyfuckers come, scare you and redditors away and the threads don't get bumped.

instead of bitching about mlp maybe you should use this as a learning moment and not respond to obvious shill threads

>>142463
Flim and Flam aren't Jewish, they're just industrial revolutionaries with no regard for the disastrous consequences of their actions.
The happy merchants you're looking for are the griffons.

>>142693
what the fuck? sauce? (do i want to know) :(

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>>142840

Yeah it's just a british guy who has an army of very very well trained beagles for the queen

look how he makes them wait until he gives the command to eat

>>137436
would you like to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children?

>>142693
>that one dog just hanging out on the stairs the whole time

>>142918
>When autism spreads.

>>137436
>you have a pretty smile.
>want to go gas some kikes after this?

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>>143192

NO YOU GET THE GOTE FUCKER

>>142840
Beagle breeder lining his beagles up before feeding to encourage obedience. I do the same with my dogs except because I only have 2 I don't need the rope

>>138390
WHY AM I GETTING A BONER?! THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

>>142918
>>143077
>/pol/_is_forced_to_spend_a_day_with_/mlp/.webm

>>143380
It's the Finns.

>>139811
Explain this webm.

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>>143316
It looks delicious.

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>>140074
Story behind this?

>>138390
Fuck it. Fuck you. I'm going back I'll catch up on what I miss and I'll see if those greens have updated. See you tomorrow fuck you.

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>>143316
A goat if fine too...

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Here's a shtty cap to remember this by /mlpol/.

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>>143530

In China the platforms to escalators collapse sometimes and suck the people inside, killing them

there are a lot of wembs of that but I'm trying to post friendlier ones for you guys

>>143613

Chinese people driving, then one of them gets taken by a humongous cat of some sort

>>143047
Anybody got the one with the card trick?

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>>142757
They're slavs, squats and all.

If any of them are jews it'd be the dragons, niggers literally get more powerful the more sheckles they have.

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>>143844

that would be great

also if somebody has chinese people getting sucked into an escalator

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>>143693
>MFW there's no video games in there

>>137436
I REALLY like your maine!

>>142463
she's physically disabled. there's nothing wrong with dating a girl with nonfunctioning legs.

>>143380
Welcome to the ride.

>>143861
>Twilight has a pet Jew she uses as a fax machine

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>>140609
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E

>>144282
Did he die?

>>143921
>freerangeniggers.webm

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>>139860
I can look through my folders and see if I can dig up a few to post if you like.

>>143530

Like the other anon said, these parts are pretty infamous for breaking and having the person fall into them, thus crushing their bodies in the abyss below. Lots of webms and it's pretty cruel. There's one where a woman holding her kid falls inside one and the last thing she does before she dies is throw her kid to nearby people. China is a fucking shithole.

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>>144364
Not sure. Looks like he did.

>>137436
you have a nice mouth. say what can you do with it

>>144261
>not having a jew accountant
It almost makes me not want to gas them

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>>144495

Go for it, have a rare reaction gif

>>144495
Post the one with the IRL mare with the jiggly H-cup crotchtits

>>144546
holy shit
what was the extent of the damage here? decapitation?

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>>144597

eh I guess I don't have thumbs up one

>>144546
Fucking hell. Aren't the doors supposed to open once something jammed them up?

>>139067
kek

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>>144697
Also not sure. Here's one where the fate is a bit more certain.

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>>144597
Alrighty then, I'll trade you an exceptionally rare checking image for now to see if I have really interesting poner webms here.

I have a lot of interesting non poner webms, but I'm not sure what I have that's pure pone here.

>>144620
I don't keep those on my computer for reasons

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>>144783

people in your part of the world haven't gotten that far yet

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>>144783
This is china. Your safety standards do not apply here.

>>144818
Jesus fucking christ

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>>144880
er

meant to post the other one

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>>144854

post what you like, we have lots of images left in this thread

>>137436
Ugly horse

>>137436
I wonder what your asshole taste like.

>>144783
>Aren't the doors supposed to open once something jammed them up?
>Chinese engineering
Why bother with safety when there are literally a billion interchangeable cogs for your machine?

>>144818
What was happening at the end the? Is there a video with sound?

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>>141352
>uhhhh I don't like X so it's literally hitler
You should talk to CNN about this anon.

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>>145078
I'd imagine it's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaveric_spasm

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>>145078

i dunno

>we assimilate cultures better than the romans

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>>145200

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>>145091
>that pic

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>>145200
>>145211

holy shit I got rubabdubdubs

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>>144986
I'm just using this as an excuse to look through what I have on the subject. Seems most of the horse related things are just throw away reaction image type things.

I really need to sort my folders out and get a program that gives webms thumbnails.

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>>145183

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>>145324

yeah you said it, if chrome showed thumbnails this would be much easier

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>>145324
I can post a couple of the more fun ones just for laughs

>>143613

Girl has an argument w/ her boyfriend in a safari park and gets out.

>>144996
>>145013
Rude ITT.

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>>137436
Have you met my pal Pepe?

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Almost all of these are from when webms were first being allowed on /mlp/

>>145567
I wonder if he survived or if his insides turned to liquid

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>>145567

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Here's one that could actually be used on here if it weren't for GR15

>>145707
It looks like his neck breaks as he gets pulled through the machine, so he's probably done for.

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>>145707
His neck would have snapped as his head was passing over the other side. He's very ded

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>>145729
Here's one of the chemical plant explosion a couple of years back.

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>>145729
>puts it back in the trash

>>145729
>baby still moving
>take him up by the head
Why are gooks so stupid?
I can understand if they're living in the countryside, but she's inside a building.
How?

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Old shit mang

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Newer shit

>>137436
i want to fuck you now.

I like your mane. It's nearly impossible for colored ponies to have that color you know.
>you may be green, but at least you aren't a black pony

Oh wait
>black
>pony
Choose one

>>146248
I do remember some anon explaining that helping anyone in China make you responsible of them, including paying hospital bills.

>>145941
this made me feel ill

>>145859
The driver just 'noped' and backed up slowly

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>>146380

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>>146391
>implying /pol/ isn't the same way whenever some habbeing goes down

/mlp/ and /pol/ are very much the same in that regard, we love drama.

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>>146816

>>137436
Your hair looks nice, and uh... I guess your kinda cute?

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>>147008
>>146816
post the one with the live frog preparation

>>137436
Y-you too!

Aren't you glad we don't have any Zebras living in our city?

>>143693
gonna need that sauce

>>147008

Nigga those are Japanese characters on the sign.

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I guess I dont mind the art and pony gags.

I just think it gets ruined when people force sexuality into it. Then all the cuteness is ruined. If it was just a few loonies, that would be one thing, but the 'community' seems to welcome it.

And its one thing to joke about it. But why have a whole 'culture' over it. Just seems like a gateway to furry stuff.

Still... its funny to see those attention whore awoos get upstaged and get a taste of their own medicine.

>>137436

Here. Flowers.

I don't think they're edible.

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>>139200

>>139062
Too bad they don't prefer you

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>>139860
I got a few

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>>147961

>>146391
fack off can't

>>138747
dogfucker

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>>148217

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>>147961
what a terrifying 「 S T A N D 」 power

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>>148321

>>148447
It's been so long since then, and it's still too soon...

>>147135
I don't have the frog one.

>>147422
So they are.

Please forgive me, as I do not read gook scratches.

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>>148573
Gone yet not forgotten.

degenerates!

>>137436
wtf i hate /pol/ now

>>138009
How many PS is that?

>>138009
I mean.. H.S. as in horse power. Two? One? A half?

nugger

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>147961
rarity with that smug pepe face

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>>142701
>Shill threads are replaced by pony threads

>>143921
I need some fucking context for that webm

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>>147135
>>148874

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stop greater Israel.

SAND NIGGER PROPERTY MATTERS

>>150609
feels bad man

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>>138009
I was ok with the whole "equine-female" thing, but dating a cripple, just yuck!

>>152629
But she's a p0ne, it makes her more cute!

>>149356
Thanks anon, that made me feel better.
Saved

>>152222
CHECKED.

>>152629
Her genes are still good. And I don't know about you, but the idea of a dependent mate is massively appealing to me.

>>153517
>genes are still good

it's a horse....

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>>153213
Anytime.

>>153650
What are you a bigot?

Does /mlpol/ jerk off to real mare pussy, or just cartoon ones?

also stop shitting up my e621 animated searches please
except blackjr he can stay

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>>154007
>blackjr
I won't tell anyone.

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>>153650
Kek, you've got me there.

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>>140074
>>145458
I don't normally agree with that whole "women shouldn't be allowed to vote thing" but this video makes a perfect point. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a woman get over emotional and lose all sense of reason or safety. I have literally had to jump out of a car that a hysterical woman was driving because she refused to stop even though she couldn't see from tears and crying.

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>>153650

>>153650
>not trying anyway
Any red-blooded man should.

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>>153650
>not producing eldritch tier halfbreed abominations with your horse waifu

>>156753
Satyr abomination, glad to see you made it.

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>>157242
But of course!

>>137436
I want to ___ that horse.

>>157426
kiss

>>157426
Snuggle

Holy fuck I never realized how much I missed mlp

>>158713
I stopped watching the show and lurking /mlp/ in 2014.

>>157426
consensually fornicate with

>>159128
You and almost half the population or /pol/ apparantly.

All I see is a cartoon horse. Where is muh date?

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>>137436
Let me tell you about the globalist agenda

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>>160587
I'll never get tired of this fucking meme.

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>>137503

>>157426
Breed

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>>161146
Equestrian breeding program when?

We need to create the strongest of our combined races for a brighter future for us all.

>>140882
present

>>160542
That cartoon horse is your date. Please don't make her sad, she's been looking forward to tonight.

>>137436
I bet you got a nice ponut, hope you like it filled with hard dick and cum.

>>140660
Kek that title

>>138111
hell yea

>>138747
a fu

>>137436
You look like a touhou

>>137436
>>137503

>Let me tell ya 'bout the rothschilds and the jews
>And the niggers in the trees
>And the moon up above
>And a thing called "Love"

>Let me tell ya 'bout the stars in the sky
>And a pony and a nazi
>And the way they could kiss
>On a night like this

>When I look into your big blue eyes
>It's so very plain to see
>That it's time you learned about the facts of life

I want to die.

>>147666
Oh it's definitely gateway furry porn. If you like things that lean towards adorable sexy then the transition it all too easy.

Maybe hit up Equestria Daily if you just want your regular dose of cute things without all the degeneracy.

/mlp/ may be a blue board, but, well, you've seen what they've done when they're let off the Yotsuba B leash.

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>>163983
Life sucks sometimes.
You wanna talk about it, or just look at cute things on >>>/mlp/ for a while?

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>>150609
you blasphemous degenerate!

>>164385
No that's what's making me want to die. I used to be a brony when back in 2012 and I hate being reminded that I used to like this gay autistic shit.

I WILL FUCKING TURN YOU INTO GLUE

>>164578
How rude can one be?

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>>164573
Remember what uncle Jordan says about this. If you have years-old memories that still precipitate negative emotions when you remember them, that means you haven't learned what you should have learned. What did you learn that would prevent you from being the same autist again?

>>164573
The show is colorful and fun. It's usually upbeat and pretty comfy. There's really nothing wrong with liking that.

It's getting too wrapped up in liking something that leads to autism and sperg. You learned this in 2012.

Now go visit /co/ and pick a cartoon to watch. Maybe Adventure Time or Gravity Falls or Samurai Jack.

Find something you like, and learn to enjoy it without letting it take over your life.

Stop going through the cycle of being obsessed with something, annoying the fuck out of your friends with it, and then having to snap a complete 180 when it turns out they don't like it as much as you and want you to shut up about it. Having to call something "autistic gay shit" and saying you'll have to kill yourself for liking it doesn't make you cool, it puts you on the level of an edgy 13 year old.

>>137436
Will you be my warhorse?

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>>139218

>assumes pick up lines work because of the language used.

being this blue pilled

oi faggot its not what u say its how u say it.

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>>137436

>oh i'm a 2 dimensional male pony
>ur a 2 dimensional female pony

Does interactions between ponies work the same as with humans, or do i just sniff your arsehole and fuck u because i find your 2 dimensional characteristics useful and would give my offspring the best chance of survival?

doesn't work.

>>140609
CHIKUN RISE

>>137436
Western culture is being slowly subverted by a force so well organized that none dare speak above a whisper when they speak in condemnation of it/

>When you're both virgins but the other person feels the need to go all Shutter Island on you by making a world of cartoon fucking ponies

Pretty spooky

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>>137436

>H-hello can you b-become my p-p-pony girlfriend

>>137436
I hear you have a lovely penis

>>137436
I wanna ride you from sunset to sunrise.

>>145449

wtf

i love /mlp/ now

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>>137436
i like you hair-

oh godamnit you see that fucking jew behind us? fuck bastards didnt even tip that nice lady godamned kikes i telll you what when their global control falters and they get whats coming, i wont lift a fucking finger.

also your eyes are a lovely shade of gre-

of fucking christ you see that fucking feminist over there?

>>137436
You know any hot human girls?

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Why didn't someone warn me about how adorable these things are?

>>143770
The very definition of niggers

>>145422
>you spin me right round

>>167680
Don't go down this path, anon. Be strong.

It's an invalid, ffs

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>>145262
>posting enlightenment propaganda.
For fuck sakes famalam you know that colonialism was the height of development and standard of living in apefrica. I am disappoint with you.

>>137436
She's a cutie.

uh.. do you want to drink something?

>>167815
>not wanting to care for a weaker being and keep them safe despite their unfortunate condition

yo dawg that's not very friendship

>>137436
I can't wait to taste your marecock :^)

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>>152629
>not wanting to date a cripple
lad

>>145707
Pretty sure he had almost every bone in his body broken in an instant

>>167815
She's not invalid, she just broke her hind legs in an accident. They'll be fine in a few months.

>>145567
Looks fake. If that actually happened to a person, there would be blood everywhere.

>>167971
norbro, i don't know how to tell you this but

>>164192
>a gateway to furry porn
nah, i've beaten off to ponies for years and furshit is still just as gross

>>167892
This madness must be stopped, lads. I was okay with Bronies helping us hold the line after Hillary's Pepe speech. It was a little wierd but we made it through that...but this is too much. Listen to yourselves!!

>>168047
Most furry stuff is just generic furry OCs and autism. It honestly baffles me how that fandom is even a thing without any central franchise to unify it.

>>167971
We're gonna have to put her down. Lame horse and all...

>>168065
Sense of community. The fact that they've been the laughingstock of the internet for a decade plus helps them feel like they gotta back each other up most of the time.

t. furry

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>>137436
Oh hey its pony Emi

>>143047
CUTE

>>168047
Eh. The dick likes what it likes. Why question it?

>>157426
>rape

>>142757
>industrial revolutionaries

So communists then.

... An ideology founded by Jews

>>137494
obligatory fpbp

>>137436
"So when will you let me lick your pie-hole? Also how are you young? I thought you were so old even niggers with grey fever wouldn't fuck you."

>>137436
Did you know while comprising less than 10% of the population, black men are responsible for over 50% of rapes and murder according to FBI statistics? Did you know that amongst interacial rape blacks rape white at greater than 1000:1. Pony, I'm glad you're not a nigger.

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>>147961
>a 6 foot tall amazonian will never forcibly mate you

"I really like your mane"

>>137436
Nice to meet you. You're adorable!

>>168442
>You are in horseland
>Your post
>"But what's a 'nigger', Anon?"
How do you respond?

>>137436
Such a cute pony

>>150075
but those are less annoying, and honestly I'm okay with this

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>>139860
Does this count?

>>169666
Yes Satan

>>168961
Imagine a zebra but double zebra

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>>138820

>>137436
you are very cute

>>171929
So instead of being black with white stripes they're black with black stripes?

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>>171968

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>>175017

>>141733
I would die happy from this heart attack...

>>175692

thats very nice indeed

>>141733
Mein Gott, that looks delicious.

>>141733
What's this? Basic american breakfast?

>>145859
Well that was a fast sunrise...

>>176101
i fucking wish

>>139864

Ain't no rules saying a dog can't be part of the ethnostate.

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>>137436

You're the sexiest oven-fodder ever!

>>176136
Same

>>148447
Is this /mlp/'s version of 9/11?

>>176732
It was worse. Treebrary wasn't just some spire of mammon in a hellcity, it was a quaint little dwelling we all knew and loved, where we saw a cute horsie learn about friendship.

>>145859

So did CIA do those explosions in China and why?

>>176887

It's this kind of post that tells us we are on /mlpol/.

Can someone explain to me why we now have both merged boards and the original boards? Doesn't it devide us and lower traffic? (I love the lack of reddit fags and shils though)

>>177637
Well, it isn't as though you can't post wherever you'd like to. We are smaller in number, but it's comfy.

>>177637
It'll probably be gone by tomorrow. I doubt it'll stay like /s4s/ did.

>>137436 Suck me off and I'll fuck you

>>177766
>Famous last words